Love During Lockup Live Chat!

[renatae]

On 4/22/2024 at 8:22 PM, JenE4 said:

I mean, should I get another credit card?” This guy is the new Chance. Damn, Candace is mad that Andrew potentially saw someone who might advise he limit spending money on her.

If he didn't break up with her on the spot, he's probably the biggest mark ever. I can't believe how much he's spent on her and then to completely set her up out of state, truck and all!

[OoogleEyes]

These kids are going to be in for a rude awakening when Control Daddy gets home. Damn.

 

[Keywestclubkid]

11 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

These kids are going to be in for a rude awakening when Control Daddy gets home. Damn.

 

the daughter is already worried ... how is he gonna punish us ...

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, my bunkies! Everyone do good time this week? Any muffins smuggled? Get popped for driving high? Bake a cake with a file in it for your prison boo? 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola, my bunkies! Everyone do good time this week? Any muffins smuggled? Get popped for driving high? Bake a cake with a file in it for your prison boo? 

I was busy photoshopping pictures of my face on old photos of my prison lover  ex's body ... yea know a typical week

[OoogleEyes]

I am so essited! All new people. ALL NEW PEOPLE! I had to rewatch last week because I bourbon watched last week, and it was a little fuzzy because it's ALL NEW PEOPLE!

A stripper in Wilkes Barre. Or an anesthesiologist 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Before we get started, I want you all to know that I love my kids more than anything.

[SemiCharmedLife]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola, my bunkies! Everyone do good time this week? Any muffins smuggled? Get popped for driving high? Bake a cake with a file in it for your prison boo? 

I've been practicing my pole dancing skills after learning that I can potentially rake in $600 per day in a lucrative new career.

[Gobi]

I've been looking for a pickle costume. I saw one, but it's no big dill.

"I'm going to go to jail for committing a crime? Are you fucking kidding me?"

[Keywestclubkid]

that shit aint fair ... ummm they arnt putting you in jail for no reason ... they didnt do anything 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Strap on in, folks.

[OoogleEyes]

Here we goooooooo!

[Ladystardust]

I completely forgot this show was back on but I got caught up with last week's episode and am wearing my best boob sling and biggest lashes for tonight.

[Empress1]

I had no idea this show was back!

[SemiCharmedLife]

The cameraman keeps focusing on Ayonna's leg tattoo, for some reason.  Must have been 20 shots of it.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I had no idea this show was back!

With ALL NEW PEOPLE!

[Pepper Mostly]

OH NO A SECRET! 

[kacesq]

Good evening friends! What does the lady with the cameras in her house do for a living? 

[Keywestclubkid]

LOL jail seniority they let you have phones after so many years 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rob is training Tennie from his jail cell. This show is the best!!!

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I had no idea this show was back!

I know!  We need a phone tree or some kind of alert system to notify the bunkies when the show comes back on.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yes, I'll bet Rob is a real handyman. Heh heh. 

[kacesq]

Oh yay, messing relatives! 

[Empress1]

Tennie is a SAHM with a husband in prison? How does she support herself and her kids?

NGL, I think them working out together is cute. Them having this argument while doing lunges is cracking me up.

Edited April 27, 2024 by Empress1

[Keywestclubkid]

he works out with you 4 times a week and he is that winded ?? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, they are actually married? Have we been deprived of the jailhouse wedding pics? 

[Red Bridey]

Good evening, my favorite perps! Another wonderful Friday with you!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey doesn’t know that Michael is going to break his heart if Joey runs out of money.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Tennie is a SAHM with a husband in prison? How does she support herself and her kids?

NGL, I think them working out together is cute. Them having this argument while doing lunges is cracking me up.

I’m beginning to think she has control over his money. After that convo about he told her to give some money to his mom.

[Keywestclubkid]

scared he will get in trouble?? DUDE you will get in trouble 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

he works out with you 4 times a week and he is that winded ?? 

Oh Lordy @Keywestclubkid, we're back in sync, I was just about to say the same thing! He's literally just kind of lackadaisically marching in place and huffing and puffing like he's running a marathon! 

Every previous dude was a douchebag, and guess what? His record will remain unblemished. 

[WaltersHair]

Dude couldn't pay someone on Fiver to photoshop that?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey, please don’t believe a word Michael is saying. He’s an addict and doesn’t know what the truth means.

[Gobi]

Over a hundred? Is Michael from Turkey?

[Keywestclubkid]

feel special .. I bang everyone else but I LOVE you ... hahaha 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Dude couldn't pay someone on Fiver to photoshop that?

I had the same thought.  At least ask a teenager to do it.

[Empress1]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’m beginning to think she has control over his money. After that convo about he told her to give some money to his mom.

But what money? Drug money? 

Don’t ask the body count question! Never ask questions you don’t want the answer to.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Joey, Joey, Joey. He is not your soulmate, dude.

[Pepper Mostly]

DUDE HE IS GOING TO TO THE SAME STUPID SHIT! 

[WaltersHair]

Over 100? Double bag when he comes home, my friend. And lots of tests.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Over a hundred? Is Michael from Turkey?

If he has cats, you will know 

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Over 100? Double bag when he comes home, my friend. And lots of tests.

Serious question: can men get condoms in prison?

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys I am so tired. I went to a concert last night with my son and houseguest. My hands are sore and swollen from clapping and my voice is hoarse from screaming and singing along, and my legs are sore from dancing. Today I spent the day supine on the couch watching old Great British Bakeoffs. Glad I didn't have to meet with my lawyer or get to the club for my shift. Or drive two hours to see my prison squeeze. 

[OoogleEyes]

I'm more interested in what she is cooking at this point

[SemiCharmedLife]

Shonta has some serious hair game going on.

[kacesq]

Ah, Shonta knows her filters.

[Gobi]

Now this is True love. I kill myself.

[kacesq]

Word art. ::chefs kiss::

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Guys I am so tired. I went to a concert last night with my son and houseguest. My hands are sore and swollen from clapping and my voice is hoarse from screaming and singing along, and my legs are sore from dancing. Today I spent the day supine on the couch watching old Great British Bakeoffs. Glad I didn't have to meet with my lawyer or get to the club for my shift. Or drive two hours to see my prison squeeze. 

Who did you see?? Girl...don't bury the lede

[Pepper Mostly]

"He was there"? Where? Girl, this guy is in JAIL. That is the very definition of "not there"!