Season 12: Live Chat

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Crane? 

💀 

[Dibs]

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ozempic maybe????

I, for one, have been wondering if these WL drugs will make Dr. Now obsolete.

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, DropTheSoap said:

Since I’m late, why is bro his indentured servant?

Because decades ago Charles taught him to swim and ride a bike.  They are kids of very dysfunctional drug-addicted mother so no wonder there are shit ton of psychological issues for all of them.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, DropTheSoap said:

This gives me an idea of making pupsicles for my puppy. 

Stuff a Kong with whatever your dog likes and freeze it. 

[mmecorday]

He's an American Outlaw. Half barbecue and coleslaw. 

[Red Bridey]

There's got to be some kind of weight clinic in Everett that can handle his size, right? Oh, there is but he's been hiding from Dr Now. Dumbass. 

[MsVixen]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Crane? 

Which corner do you want to stand in?  😁

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, LizzyB said:

No…that looks like….no…I can’t 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Protein shakes. Probably loaded it’s sugar.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

I would actually like that. My department went out for lunch near work once several years ago and I had a salad with roast chicken and it was so good (though the salad had more than just leaves).

That is what I eat almost every day! Salad with chicken, salad with tuna, salad with steak, Greek salad, Chef salad.....they are always delicious and I'm not tired of them yet. 

[Chicklet]

Whoever invented the Shake weight should be ashamed lol

Dr. Now is vicious tonight.

Edited April 18 by Chicklet

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, Dibs said:

I, for one, have been wondering if these WL drugs will make Dr. Now obsolete.

In short, no.  They aren't magic.  Nothing is...

[babyhouseman]

His brother is his paid caregiver.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dr. Now misplaced his magic wand, Charles.

[judylo]

I don’t understand that they all just don’t show up for their appointment and don’t even call to cancel!

[Red Bridey]

This guy is a loser and not in the right way. The look on his face! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MsVixen said:

Which corner do you want to stand in?  😁

I'll take the one closest to the gasoline soaked drawers, please. And the bar cart. 

[LizzyB]

Dr. Now is on FIRE.  "What better life are you talking about?" Wow.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Preach it, Doc.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Protein shakes. Probably loaded it’s sugar.

I tried those liquid breakfast pouches until I realized they are full of sugar

[Auntie Anxiety]

This is going well. What happened to “I’ll do whatever it takes?”

[ams1001]

Holy shit he just hung up on Dr. Now!

[EtheltoTillie]

Hello Pounders. I started late but rewound to the beginning. My eating habit is a small sweet potato, some roasted zucchini and five small fish sticks. I was disappointed in the fish sticks. I hadn’t bought them in years. Gortons. 

[MsVixen]

Charlie, you are a Rude MoFo!

[babyhouseman]

I have no hope for him,

[Red Bridey]

So are we going to have to look at him for the next hour and a half NOT trying to lose weight? 

[Dibs]

4 minutes ago, Hellga said:

Because decades ago Charles taught him to swim and ride a bike.  They are kids of very dysfunctional drug-addicted mother so no wonder there are shit ton of psychological issues for all of them.  

It's because it's easy money (being a paid family caregiver who doesn't have to do the actual caregiving because that lady does it), and he doesn't want to lose this gig.

Edited April 18 by Dibs

[DropTheSoap]

5 minutes ago, Hellga said:

What's a shake weight?

SNL Shake Weight Vid

Not the actual product, not a great vid, but you’ll get the idea. 

Better than the actual commercials. 

[Hellga]

Another one who can't stand to face the truth.  Dr. Now wasn't putting him down, just telling it like it is.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Protein shakes. Probably loaded it’s sugar.

Why on EARTH. He'd be better off eating a big plate of salad greens. He'd feel fuller and it would be better for him. 

Dr. Now is meeeeeeean and doesn't understand! He's a mean old meanie who's mean. Charles doesn't have to take his shit medical treatment! 

[EtheltoTillie]

Did the first caregiver leave? 

[babyhouseman]

He said he was going to blow up at Dr. Now. That would be messy.

[CSunshine76]

2 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

Charlie, you are a Rude MoFo!

How dare he hang up on Dr Now!! This is not a good sissuashion.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, EtheltoTillie said:

Hello Pounders. I started late but rewound to the beginning. My eating habit is a small sweet potato, some roasted zucchini and five small fish sticks. I was disappointed in the fish sticks. I hadn’t bought them in years. Gortons. 

Oh, that's too bad! Gortons is owned by the Moonies, maybe the quality's gone down since they took over. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Dr. Now is meeeeeeean and doesn't understand! He's a mean old meanie who's mean. Charles doesn't have to take his shit medical treatment! 

And Charles plans to lose the weight by himself, on his own timeline, but he’s going to show Dr. Now and make him eat his words (heh).

[Hellga]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Protein shakes. Probably loaded it’s sugar.

All those bottled shakes were originally invented to help people who couldn't really eat enough via real meals due to some health conditions, they are more of a weight gain tool than a weight loss tool.  There are some that are designed to be weight loss aids - but only short-term (and like all quick-fix fads, do more harm than good if you try to shoehorn into a long-term solution).    

[Auntie Anxiety]

Liz is unrecognizable. And not in a good way.

[OoogleEyes]

I think this is the only show I watch live on commercial tv.Are these commercials par for the course? Old people drugs and diapers?

 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

He said he was going to blow up at Dr. Now. That would be messy.

Mr. Creosote! 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok fabletics but will your leggings contain my ass without sliding down or giving me muffin top? All your models are super fit

[aliya]

None of these people have a car that works - or have the credit to rent a car. None apparently have the home training that would tell them to call Dr Now's office and say you can't make it. When they hide out like that, it's always because the foods they are eating are not on de diet.

Jeez, dude. Just eat the diet. It has real food. You don't need protein shakes all the time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, Charles is still drinking the “protein shakes” thus he’s doing really well on his diet.

[EtheltoTillie]

Wow this is turning into a repeat of last week. 

[MsVixen]

I'm thinking that he could have had a fresh vegetable platter (with some type of dressing) and he would definitely feel fuller than a protein shake.

[Hellga]

OMG those tiny feet sticking out from under that giant belly.  He looks more like a mite than a human, shape-wise.

[ams1001]

Dr. Now didn't have his head on straight that day?????

[LizzyB]

What is with the right foot? Did anyone else see it? it's like a floppy blow up fish.

[sainte-chapelle]

Sir…you hung up on him and he told you to follow the diet yet you are still drinking protein shakes…no

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Ok fabletics but will your leggings contain my ass without sliding down or giving me muffin top? All your models are super fit

I buy most of my leggings at Old Navy. They're inexpensive and they fit well. 

[DropTheSoap]

5 minutes ago, judylo said:

I don’t understand that they all just don’t show up for their appointment and don’t even call to cancel!

He’s not responsible for anything in his life, it appears. 

 

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

And Charles plans to lose the weight by himself, on his own timeline, but he’s going to show Dr. Now and make him eat his words (heh).

It’s the song of abject failure. “I’ll show Dr. Now.”