Life After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[SemiCharmedLife]

RPS Surgery:  Real Pricey Shnoz

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

Yes. There is an increased risk of uterine rupture if you do VBAC (vaginal birth after c-section) so most doctors will want to do a scheduled c-section.

So, you mean this wasn't an unplanned emergency??? 🤯

[Red Bridey]

This nurse is over Melissa. As are we all.

[Pepper Mostly]

Melissa is glad that Louie isn't there because he's so excited for her and caring about how she feels! What a bastard. 

[Elizzikra]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

We already have Melissa. They could’ve gone with Philly Barbie. Or Pittsburgh Barbie…

Vegas Barbie

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Michael was "deprived" of the joys of being a dad by being incarcerated. Poor thing. Just a hapless victim of circumstance. 

Ah the deprivation that comes from selling drugs and then recording and promoting a song called Sell Drugz. 

[Red Bridey]

Oh Lord, there better not be a ring in that bag, Louie. I will lose all respect for you if there is.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Louie: If her nose looks bad, I’m going to try to bite my tongue.

Me: <insert denture joke here>

[Empress1]

I still can’t get over that baby’s fucking name.

[Gobi]

Let's not pick on Melissa's nose.

[Ladystardust]

Oh dear. Melissa with this damn scarf.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, they sure are dragging out the Dramatic Nose Reveal. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Vegas Barbie

I gave my best friend a Queen Elizabeth II Barbie for her 70th birthday.

[goofygirl]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

And better rhythm and lyrics than her parents.

And she's already smarter than her parents, even at 1 hour old.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Why is Mike sporting an Amish beard?  Is he going to start calling people English?  

[Elizzikra]

3 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

So, you mean this wasn't an unplanned emergency??? 🤯

I'm sorry to shatter the illusion for you.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I still can’t get over that baby’s fucking name.

None of us will ever get over it. At this moment it has passed into legend. 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I gave my best friend a Queen Elizabeth II Barbie for her 70th birthday.

I gave houseguest the official Ted Lasso Rebecca Welton Barbie for Christmas. I love it. I want one.  

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Why is Mike sporting an Amish beard?  Is he going to start calling people English?  

He's the number 1 Amish rapper in Rhode Island.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mike walks up the stairs saying "Oh my god, who are all these kids?"

[kacesq]

I thought Mike had a sneaker fortune. Why did they continue to live in that small house with all those kids?

Im starting to dislike the oldest daughter. 

[Empress1]

They have so many fucking kids. What, 7? Three his, three hers, one theirs?

[Gobi]

If they divorce, will Mike take Manhattan?

[Auntie Anxiety]

So many kids! Justine, get your tubes tied. And Mike, get a vasectomy. You know, belt and suspenders.

[kacesq]

Oh yes, Justine. Everyone is jealous. Everyone wants you, you’re the star. 
so please, go to Vegas and get the eff off my screen.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Mike's kids get to bond with this baby for ever so long.  That is, until they are sent back to Rhode Island so their dad can move with  his new family to Vegas.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Mike's kids get to bond with this baby for ever so long.  That is, until they are sent back to Rhode Island so their dad can move with  his new family to Vegas.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

They have so many fucking kids. What, 7? Three his, three hers, one theirs?

I think its eight! Didn't one of them have four, and one three, before the arrival of Manhattan Barbie? 

[Elizzikra]

Wait - wha?

Michael's mom is planning to move to Vegas with them?

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

They have so many fucking kids. What, 7? Three his, three hers, one theirs?

I thought Mike had four? I could be wrong.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"We thought she was gonna die".  Why, exactly, was that?  

[Ladystardust]

Dear lord. Thought she was going to die? I mean I know the mortality rate is shit here, but C-sections are VERY common.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I think its eight! Didn't one of them have four, and one three, before the arrival of Manhattan Barbie? 

Did Manhattan Barbie take a cab?

[Elizzikra]

Michael needs to tell his mom that she can stick that paternity test straight up her own ass. That is just so inappropriate.

[Ladystardust]

I don't like Michael's mother. Stay in your lane, lady.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I think its eight! Didn't one of them have four, and one three, before the arrival of Manhattan Barbie? 

I think Justine has three - she mentioned them when she was talking about her pregnancies. Michael might have four. Jesus. I’m one of two do when I hear more than two I’m like “that’s so many!!”

[goofygirl]

Mike's Mom just wants to be 100% sure this MANHATTAN BARBIE is actually HIS?

Who's betting Mom & the daughter get the thumbs down to move to Las Vegas from Boob Sling?

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm laughing and laughing at Mike's mother proudly copping to being a nosy, interfering, suspicious meddler. 

[JenE4]

I don’t understand why they went with Manhattan when Vegas is their dream city. What is their connection to Manhattan? If they moved to Manhattan, they would be closer to the kids in Rhode Island.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I just had a thought.  I hope JuJu and Mike don't buy the baby matching outfits.  That would be so wrong for the other kids to see.

[Red Bridey]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Mike's Mom just wants to be 100% sure this MANHATTAN BARBIE is actually HIS?

Who's betting Mom & the daughter get the thumbs down to move to Las Vegas from Boob Sling?

Well, who is going to raise his kids if not his oldest teenaged daughter? 

[goofygirl]

HOW did Chance get an Escalade?  He traded in the truck with her daughter's RIMS?? WHUT??

[Elizzikra]

Chance always manages to look high and hungover at the same time.

[Pepper Mostly]

God, the sleaze just radiates off Chance in waves. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Chance rolls up looking like he's been on a 3 day bender...

[Auntie Anxiety]

He traded the truck in for an Escalade? Yet another good move on Chance’s part. 

[kacesq]

I had a controlling ex tell me “no one will ever love you like me.” To me it felt like a threat. I feel the same about Chance here.

[Empress1]

Set that green tiger print shirt on fire.

[OoogleEyes]

An Escalade. you have got to be fucking kidding me.

[JenE4]

Spending more money is not the way to win Tayler back!! He has not learned that she gets angry every time he makes a big purchase without telling her?!? This time will be different! Dumbass.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance takes off his shirt and displays his handsome body, trying to entice Tayler into taking him back.