Life After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I made lemon ginger scones the other day. Its criminal how easy they are to do. From the fleeting thought "Hmmm, I'd love a scone" to taking that fresh baked goodness out of the oven? Thirty minutes, tops. 

Feel free to stop by any time with your recipe and your wooden spoon!

[Gobi]

She's going to pick up molly? I thought she was off the drugs?

[kacesq]

Wait. She proposed to him with her $200 chain and now she’s demanding an engagement ring? Of course she is. Never change Lindsay.

[Pepper Mostly]

Blaine, she has to go buy a dress because every season someone has to shop for a wedding dress, its the rules. Deal. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I made lemon ginger scones the other day. Its criminal how easy they are to do. From the fleeting thought "Hmmm, I'd love a scone" to taking that fresh baked goodness out of the oven? Thirty minutes, tops. 

You can make them in a food processor. Perfect!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Blaine is not going to the Redd school of ring shopping. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

You can make them in a food processor. Perfect!

Exactly! Takes no time at all!

[Keywestclubkid]

dang ol man i love you like that cupid man with the arrows and the ping ping ping you know what I mean .... 

[Elizzikra]

Note to Lindsey: I got married at the courthouse on very short notice. Conveniently, there was a bail bondsman located in the very same building. Just sayin...

[Gobi]

"You always want to wait. What's wrong with instant gratification?"

[WaltersHair]

Just tattoo a ring on that finger. You change men often enough.

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Exactly! Takes no time at all!

Except NO dishwasher to help afterward :D

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey’s and Blaine’s engagement is predicated on honesty. She’ll eventually tell him about the pending 40 years in jail.

[Elizzikra]

Blaine, you and Lindsey have enough children already. Slow your roll...

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I made lemon ginger scones the other day. Its criminal how easy they are to do. From the fleeting thought "Hmmm, I'd love a scone" to taking that fresh baked goodness out of the oven? Thirty minutes, tops. 

I'm actually thinking of making bread tomorrow. Nothing better than how good your house smells while it's snowing outside. 

FFS Blane! Do not reproduce with this woman 

[kacesq]

They bought a house? With what?

[Elizzikra]

Just now, kacesq said:

They bought a house? With what?

Sneakers?

[kacesq]

Michael is much heavier now then when we met him, right?

[Keywestclubkid]

I'm doing well thank you for asking .... lol so polite 

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

They bought a house? With what?

Advance royalties from his hit rap single?

[kacesq]

Damn, hook up with a convict and there’s all these rules! Parole, probation! It’s so annoying.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike is rocking the orange jumpsuit look in his talking head.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

They bought a house? With what?

I hope that by "buy" she means got a VRBO for a month while we find someone foolish enough to rent to us.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Parole officers, amirite? Who among us hasn't had THAT hassle? 

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Michael is much heavier now then when we met him, right?

I think so. He is gaining baby weight with Juju...

[JenE4]

Oh, no. Did Michael forget to tell his PO he’s moving just like he forgot to tell half of the children? He’ll pretend he’s staying up be closer to the kids. Yeah, that’s it.

Edited January 6, 2024 by JenE4

[kacesq]

I’m so over Honey Boo Boo. Tired of seeing them on my screen, 

[Empress1]

4 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Feel free to stop by any time with your recipe and your wooden spoon!

I actually have a trusty wooden spoon! I’m an avid cook and my wooden spoon gets a lot of use.

[Gobi]

So, is Lindsey going for anal bleaching?

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

I actually have a trusty wooden spoon! I’m an avid cook and my wooden spoon gets a lot of use.

I do too! I just don't usually have it in my car...

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

So, is Lindsey going for anal bleaching?

I think she has an IUD and is getting it checked to make sure it's firmly in place. This is a decision I can fully support, and I don't say that often about Lindsey.

Edited January 6, 2024 by Elizzikra

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Damn parole officers and probation insisting that Mike meet the requirements of his probation.  Those jerks!  Justine is ready to put all of the drug selling and prison time behind her.  Don't they deserve a clean slate?  After all, Mike did enough of his time to qualify for parole!

She and Lindsey should have a joint whinefest about how cruel the system is.

[JenE4]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Michael is much heavier now then when we met him, right?

 

2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

I think so. He is gaining baby weight with Juju...

They have to keep the same size for their matching outfits. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

“Visit to Gynecologist?” Bingo, I have bingo!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

They bought a house? With what?

Just what I thought! And really, they went through the offer, negotiations, inspection, closing, long distance? Or did they fly back and forth? Never mind where they got the $$$. 

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Damn, hook up with a convict and there’s all these rules! Parole, probation! It’s so annoying.

Not to mention the irrational prejudice people have against harmless convicted felons!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

I do too! I just don't usually have it in my car...

*making notes:put wooden spoon in car*

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Just what I thought! And really, they went through the offer, negotiations, inspection, closing, long distance? Or did they fly back and forth? Never mind where they got the $$$. 

And without getting full approval to move there.  So many holes in this story, we could strain spaghetti through it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Quaalude has the suitcase of sadness in the front closet, just in case things don’t work out with the lovely Shavel.

[kacesq]

I hate the name Mielah. Sounds like Mylar.

 

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

 

They have to keep the same size for their matching outfits. 

My husband swears that he matched his then-wife's weight gain pound for pound when she was pregnant. They had milkshakes every night and took bets on which of them would deliver first.

[Keywestclubkid]

that child doesnt want him to adopt her .. why are we still pushing this?

[kacesq]

These people all live in Air BNBs for filming don’t they? Such similar bland decorating.

[JenE4]

If Michael is already the #3 rapper in RI, why don’t they just move there to be by his kids. With some hustle, he might make it to #2, rather than being #7431 in Vegas.

[Pepper Mostly]

11 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

Feel free to stop by any time with your recipe and your wooden spoon!

Door's always open! But I make my scones in the Cuisinart, save the wooden spoons for stirring the soup! Or the gravy. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

that child doesnt want him to adopt her .. why are we still pushing this?

Because Shavel won’t tell Quaylon that truth.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Sure, the lemon-lime monstrosity will always be the worst wig, but Shavel is really challenging the concept of hair with the various messes she  puts on her head. 

[Red Bridey]

Shovel has the absolute worst taste in clothing of almost anyone else on this show.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

that child doesnt want him to adopt her .. why are we still pushing this?

It's so WEIRD.  I think they really think the boyfriend can't pick her kid up from school if they're not married.  Not true.

Also, damn the hairline on that wig is distracting.

[Elizzikra]

Do we know anything about Mileah's dad? If he is a good father, or even a halfway decent father, there is no reason at all to legally sever his relationship with her so Qualon can adopt her. Adoption is supposed to be child-centric; it's not supposed to be about meeting the needs of the parents.

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? Tayler grew a backbone? I’m shocked. Shocked, I say.

[Keywestclubkid]

the power this couple has on film crew LOL we flew back immediately 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh no, that unfortunate baby is the image of Chance.