Life After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Her SMUG face just pisses me off .. you are pulling him away from his KIDS to raise yours and thats fucked up 

After he was locked up away from them for however long. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"What was he driving?" asks Chance, cagily. I mean, it could be any one of a number of people. He's trying to narrow it down. 

Chance has many people chasing him - Bobbo, Robbo, Lobbo, Lobo, Bozo the Clown.  They all want a piece of Chnace! 

[Keywestclubkid]

Cause a baby can tell what color the food their mom is eating .. eyeroll 

Edited December 16, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[Auntie Anxiety]

Paternity test kit? Hahaha

[Pepper Mostly]

OH MY GOD MIL WRAPPED UP A PATERNITY TEST IN A FANCY GIFT BAG AND I A DEAD.

[JenE4]

Oh, damn!! A paternity test in a gift bag!! I am dead! This is a new LAL classic!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Cause a baby can tell what color the food their mom is eating .. eyeball 

I’m no longer surprised by how stupid some people can be.

Edited December 16, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Chance has many people chasing him - Bobbo, Robbo, Lobbo, Lobo, Bozo the Clown.  They all want a piece of Chnace! 

Vinny the Viper, Joey Bag O' Donuts, Big Petey, Little Petey, and Mack the Knife.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m no longer surprised by how stupid people some people can be.

Just wait until he insists on a maternity test.

[OoogleEyes]

"You're calling her a tramp" 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hi all!  I'm popping it for a minute or two before I leave for my fun live Holiday show.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m watching an Ozempic ad and can’t help thinking that Oprah would have been much better off owning up to it from the jump instead of lecturing people about how they’ve been shaming her. Yeah, she’s the aggrieved party.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Hi all!  I'm popping it for a minute or two before I leave for my fun live Holiday show.

How are you feeling??

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Vinny the Viper, Joey Bag O' Donuts, Big Petey, Little Petey, and Mack the Knife.

I guess Petey jr got his cash then? 

[Empress1]

So how’s everybody doing? Good? Oh, me? I have (mild) COVID.

 

[Keywestclubkid]

Girl you DO NOT need a goat ... 

[kacesq]

I’m sorry, these two think they can afford a $400k house?

[Keywestclubkid]

where the hell is she getting 400k? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

How are you feeling??

Pretty good!  The physical therapist is making sure my bee-hind hurts all the time after I do those tortuous exercises he gave me.  (Don't trust a PT who looks like he could bench press you!)

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

I’m sorry, these two think they can afford a $400k house?

She's watched way too much "House Hunters".

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m watching an Ozempic ad and can’t help thinking that Oprah would have been much better off owning up to it from the jump instead of lecturing people about how they’ve been shaming her. Yeah, she’s the aggrieved party.

I’m so tired of celebs telling us they embrace their curves and we shouldn’t comment on it, they love themselves and then dropping weight and suddenly bragging about how healthy they are and happy they are now. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This girl deserves better than Cameron for a daddy.

[Empress1]

This is like on House Hunters where, like, two people who work for AmeriCorps have a $600K budget and you’re like “How, Sway?”

[JenE4]

Aris, I think you and Cameron better get prequalified. You’re not getting approved for this mortgage. It’s not 2007 anymore, girl.

[Gobi]

"My husband is formerly and futurely incarcerated."

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Pretty good!  The physical therapist is making sure my bee-hind hurts all the time after I do those tortuous exercises he gave me.  (Don't trust a PT who looks like he could bench press you!)

*flashes back to My 600lb Life*

[Empress1]

Stop involving this child in grown folk’s business!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

A data entry clerk and a customer service rep who is an ex-con.  Yep, they're buying a $400K house.  And they have to cover mortgage, insurance and HOA fees.  Yep, that adds up. 

[Elizzikra]

Serious question - can you do an over-the-counter paternity test before the baby is born?

[Pepper Mostly]

Cameron. Aris has managed to feed, clothe, and shelter her daughter just fine even before you shimmered into her life. Get over yourself. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Stop involving this child in grown folk’s business!

this why do they treat their kids like mini adults? stop fucking them up 

[Maybeitsme]

12 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Hickory Dickory Dock. Chance is about to get Glocked.

Have you ever considered a career in rap?

[kacesq]

She doesn’t fucking deserve a big house just because she has kids and an ex con bed buddy. The entitlement,

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

A data entry clerk and a customer service rep who is an ex-con.  Yep, they're buying a $400K house.  And they have to cover mortgage, insurance and HOA fees.  Yep, that adds up. 

And where is the down payment coming from???

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait a minute! Will Aris’ daughters have a better future now that Cameron is married to her?

[Empress1]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Serious question - can you do an over-the-counter paternity test before the baby is born?

I don’t think so - don’t you have to draw blood?

[JenE4]

 

Where they end up living 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I don’t think so - don’t you have to draw blood?

That's what I thought...

[Eldemarge]

Please let there be butt bongos in this music video.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

I don’t think so - don’t you have to draw blood?

you need a OBGYN to do it.. you aint swabing the mom and getting results LOL

[SemiCharmedLife]

Yes, Cameron, a cactus is a plant you MAY be able to care for without immediately killing it!  😂

[kacesq]

Oh this poor kid. All these poor kids. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wait a minute! Will Aris’ daughters have a better future now that Cameron is married to her?

You know Aris loves her child more than anything. She's just trying to make a better life for her by providing her with a tattooed, rapping ex-con for a daddy. Its the American Dream. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I feel a little bad watching Redd and Joynomi’s train wreck. And that poor kid…..

[Eldemarge]

That poor baby.

[Elizzikra]

Let me join the chorus. That little Sway is a doll... 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

OTC DNA tests use saliva.  They swab the inside of the cheek or collect spit.  The baby needs to be born for them to do the test.  Nana will swab that child in its sleep.

[Keywestclubkid]

shes like I AINT hugging you LOL 

[Empress1]

This little boy is SO CUTE. His mother is moving in a man he’s never met and has him calling this stranger Dad. I hate it.

[Red Bridey]

It makes our hearts heavy that that poor kid sees you as his daddy, too, Redd.