Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Gobi said:

Greetings all!

Will Asonta ghost Reneka?

 

Don't you remember that she dropped him?  Y'know, after he ran off to have sex with someone else, refused her phone calls and hid from her.  Still enjoying "take a left."  No tears from Asonta.

And now we learn the many types of bitches from Raneka. Real, lame ass, wacky ass, boss ass, weak ass, bitches that take care of you. Raneka could write a whole dictionary of bitches. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

My love for you is REAL!.... haha I can't 

Even if he is a lame ass, wack ass bitch, she loves him. Sigh. I have tears in my eyes, its so beautiful. 

[goofygirl]

I'm checking in with my parole officers!  Actually on time for  a change!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The private dick earned every cent.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Happy Friday, Bunkies!  My bo is threatening to revoke my bail, but as long as he is all talk and no action, I'm here with y'all...

[Gobi]

"Forget it, Raneka, it's Love After Lockup."

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Diva time, ex-bitch, whack ass bitch, bye bitch.  Raneka is a master wordsmith. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Happy Friday, Bunkies!  My bo is threatening to revoke my bail, but as long as he is all talk and no action, I'm here with y'all...

Sounds like he's a lame ass punk ass bitch. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

22 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Hey everyone, just getting my dental implants ready to snark!

 

What bands?  Don't feel bad, back in the day I saw the Kinks, Clash, Pretenders and probably other bands, by myself.   It was fine and I'm glad I went.  

The Clash is my favorite band of all time. I've seen them on every tour they went on, sometimes several cities.  I met them backstage and hung out (very shyly) with them.

[WaltersHair]

Reneka should put all those kinds of bitches to a rap song. Would be better than most of what we've heard.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Seatbelts on. Ready to roll.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Happy Friday, Bunkies!  My bo is threatening to revoke my bail, but as long as he is all talk and no action, I'm here with y'all...

Remind him he needs to show up and show out.  Clearly I am working on my LAL dialog.

[Red Bridey]

Hello, everyone! I'm here for another wonderful Friday Night with the Felons!

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Forget it, Raneka, it's Love After Lockup."

I'm a Rebel, Dottie

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Reneka should put all those kinds of bitches to a rap song. Would be better than most of what we've heard.

She is in fact a rapper, like so many people on this show. This could be her ticket to world wide fame, possibly on a par with Montana Millz! 

[Keywestclubkid]

green wigs and over arched eyebrows bring out MY convict 

[goofygirl]

Chelsea's acting strangely, isn't she?? Or is it just me.  Maybe the guy just needs some strip club shrimp alfedo!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sounds like he's a lame ass punk ass bitch. 

Wasn't there a "whore" in there somewhere?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mikey wants to visit his daughter. She’s the light of his world and he loves her more than anything.

[Keywestclubkid]

wait you knew it was stolen and you still bought it?? how dumb are you 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

The Clash is my favorite band of all time. I've seen them on every tour they went on, sometimes several cities.  I met them backstage and hung out (very shyly) with them.

That's incredible.  Mick Jones is my guy, and I'm a huge Carbon/Silicon fan!    I think he's one of the greatest, underrated rock stars of all time, and Topper was unstoppable back in the day.  He had the best recorded drums of the 80s on Sandinista, in my opinion!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

wait you knew it was stolen and you still bought it?? how dumb are you 

That’s a rhetorical question, right?

[Eldemarge]

26 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Hey everyone, just getting my dental implants ready to snark!

 

What bands?  Don't feel bad, back in the day I saw the Kinks, Clash, Pretenders and probably other bands, by myself.   It was fine and I'm glad I went.  

I saw The Dandy Warhols, Black Angels, Brian Jonestown Massacre.  It was part of a festival...usually I don't do festivals BUT I really wanted to see the bands!

[Gobi]

Hadley V. Baxendale?

[Keywestclubkid]

why not buy a fucking bus ticket it sure as hell would have been cheaper then a stolen car 

[goofygirl]

Uh oh... IT"S THE PARTAY!!!  These chicks are already having a drink! Cheers! Me too!  I have the wine right here!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sharae’s friend has the same fashion sense as Sharae, as in, much more than anyone really wants to see.

[WaltersHair]

This woman and her half finished tops.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

why not buy a fucking bus ticket it sure as hell would have been cheaper then a stolen car 

One of the unique pleasures of watching this show is trying to untangle the convict logic. They're always saying things that no rational person would say, with a straight face and as if its perfectly sensible. 

Edited November 4, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Ladystardust]

More outfits for my vision board!

[Gobi]

"How was the sex? Please tell us in excruciating detail."

[Red Bridey]

Sharae really doesn't see herself as the world sees her, or else why would she dress like she does?

[JenE4]

Is it time for Sherae’s party for her ex-husband…er, new pretend-husband ex-felon?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Five grand for a party? Brittany could have done the event for $700, if Andy would have given it to her.

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I saw The Dandy Warhols, Black Angels, Brian Jonestown Massacre.  It was part of a festival...usually I don't do festivals BUT I really wanted to see the bands!

My long term Portland girlfriend was part of the Dandy Warhols inner circle, and in fact her picture is in a book about the Portland scene. When we went out in Portland, about 20 percent of the time she'd run into a random Dandy and I'd have to stand there like a jealous dork while they caught up!

Edited November 4, 2023 by Floatingbison

[Eldemarge]

5K for a party??  Okay, I just had to spend 5200.00 on an emergency water softner replacement.  How do people spend like this?

[goofygirl]

It's all that glam and HAIR....

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

That's incredible.  Mick Jones is my guy, and I'm a huge Carbon/Silicon fan!    I think he's one of the greatest, underrated rock stars of all time, and Topper was unstoppable back in the day.  He had the best recorded drums of the 80s on Sandinista, in my opinion!

I had a big crush on Paul - had photos of him everywhere.  And I loved Joe so much.  The only band that matters!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Red Bridey said:

Sharae really doesn't see herself as the world sees her, or else why would she dress like she does?

Poor vision? No mirror? Lack of self awareness?

[OoogleEyes]

HOOKAH! Oh this party looks fun

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Sharae is getting the Full Drag Makeup, I see. 

Wait, did I just see Lindsay? Jesus, show, haven't we suffered enough?

[Gobi]

"Always with the negative vibes, Moriarty!"

[SemiCharmedLife]

25 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

We're driving to the beach tomorrow for my birthday to get crab and shrimp and oysters.  Seafood is my bag, baby.

Happy birthday!!!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

It's all that glam and HAIR....

The hair fascinates me, tbh

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

My long term Portland girlfriend was part of the Dandy Warhols inner circle, and in fact her picture is in a book about the Portland scene. When we went out on Portland, about 20 percent of the time she'd run into a random Dandy and I'd have to stand there like a jealous dork while they caught up!

I am such a huge fan of the Dandys!  I am so jealous of your Portland girlfriend!

In other news, Sherae is a Kardashian with her own hair and makeup team for this party and you know the guest of honor is going to show up in sweatpants 😄

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

The hair fascinates me, tbh

Its the clothes I can't fathom. How do they stay on?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Your man is just out of prison, has zero dollars and no job.  You have $5K.  Yep, spending it all on a party sounds like the best choice. 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Its the clothes I can't fathom. How do they stay on?

I think there are a TON of glue products with the HAIR AND the CLOTHES!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Your man is just out of prison, has zero dollars and no job.  You have $5K.  Yep, spending it all on a party sounds like the best choice. 

didnt he just spend 1200 on a ring out of nowhere 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I am such a huge fan of the Dandys!  I am so jealous of your Portland girlfriend!

In other news, Sherae is a Kardashian with her own hair and makeup team for this party and you know the guest of honor is going to show up in sweatpants 😄

And she'll yell at him. Its his FREEDOM CELEBRATION dammit, and he needs to celebrate in the manner that she deems proper, or the party will be ruined. (Hint, the party will be ruined).