Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Empress1]

No she does NOT have fake dreadlocks. I CANNOT.

[kacesq]

Pray tell sister…what is Melissa’s level?

[OoogleEyes]

What the actual fuck is Sissy wearing?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Gramps doesn't like drugs....then he goes out for a smoke! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Louie from Lakeland is her person. Oy vey.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

its just a fairytale 

She's an enchanted princess, and one kiss on Louie's methy face will release her from her spell. 

Oh dear god Melissa's sisters. I cannot even. 

[WaltersHair]

This is like the Goodfellas scene when Karen meets the wives and says they are all cheap with bad skin.

[Eldemarge]

Not the sister going straight to the Toothless remarks!!  🔥

[kacesq]

OMG. Melissa’s family is just the epitome of class. 

[Keywestclubkid]

you will not be able to look at his 5 teeth and be fine .... in no world will that happen 

[Ladystardust]

There is more makeup in this scene than in Sephora. 

[Elizzikra]

OMG

I nearly vomited at the denture removal... Can we not get a trigger warning for these things???

[PrincessPurrsALot]

7 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I hate this creep.

So do I.  I hope it all ends terribly for him and he is humiliated for all to see.

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

A teddy bear, rose petals, and cold hard cash. Sigh. So romantic. 

Andy:  I'm not paying for sex.  Also Andy: I'll just leave the money on the nightstand. 

[Pepper Mostly]

I feel bad for Melissa's dad. He's absolutely right of course. 

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's an enchanted princess, and one kiss on Louie's methy face will release her from her spell. 

Oh dear god Melissa's sisters. I cannot even. 

am I misremembering or didnt they bang in a closet or something on a work site 

[Empress1]

The sisters and dad all have the same nose.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those dentures are a real turn on.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

am I misremembering or didnt they bang in a closet or something on a work site 

I think this is the one that pulled her top up across the railroad tracks from his worklplace

[Gobi]

Who would have guessed the Melissa would be the most normal of the sisters?

[OoogleEyes]

I really hope that our girl has the eyelash vending machine contract for this show 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I think this is the one that pulled her top up across the railroad tracks from his worklplace

which one said im coming to meet you and we heard all that gross panting on the mic .. omg these are all blaring together 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I really hope that our girl has the eyelash vending machine contract for this show 

I would invest in that. Also in tattoo artistry.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Those dentures are a real turn on.

Well, better to have them than  not.  😊

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Who would have guessed the Melissa would be the most normal of the sisters?

Eh - I'm suspending judgment pending further data collection...

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

I would invest in that. Also in tattoo artistry.

tatt on those eyebrows yesssss

[goofygirl]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I really hope that our girl has the eyelash vending machine contract for this show 

She's gonna need it so she can replace that hideous green wig.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Who would have guessed the Melissa would be the most normal of the sisters?

Most OUTWARDLY normal. Her sisters may look like a metalhead's nightmare, but they are realistic and sensible. I was absolutely dying over the remarks about Louie's lack of teeth. Yes, I am shallow and catty. I've made my peace with that. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

tatt on those eyebrows yesssss

Can you imagine if "Bonnie" had tattooed her brows???  Oh, yeah, Kristianna.

[Keywestclubkid]

isn't she in a hotel wouldn't the maids make the bed?

[Empress1]

Those dreadlocks have actually made me mad. What in the appropriating fuck … she looks terrible.

(There was a video floating around social media of a young white woman who got braids, was called out for cultural appropriation, mocked that, and when she took the braids out her hair was so matted that she had to cut it all off. I’m not ashamed to say I laughed.)

[Keywestclubkid]

this girl is never running on time .... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I forgot that she drives the Mercedes. It’s a necessary accoutrement on this show.

[kacesq]

Why does Mom even need to ask about dressing sexy to meet her son?

[Eldemarge]

BTW, all, Happy (first day of ) Hispanic Heritage month!   To all mi hermanas y hermanos here 💘

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

this girl is never running on time .... 

How does she tend bar with those nails? I'm betting at least one a week ends up in someone's drink.

And who is "Anita" as immortalized on her arm?

Edited September 16, 2023 by Elizzikra

[SemiCharmedLife]

Tammy is KEROK'S mom and wants to dress sexy??????

[Auntie Anxiety]

I got my first tattoo (“Anita”). Some backstory please?

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

BTW, all, Happy (first day of ) Hispanic Heritage month!   To all mi hermanas y hermanos here 💘

Happy Dia de Independencia, if you are Mexican!  Arriba!

Edited September 16, 2023 by SemiCharmedLife
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[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I got my first tattoo (“Anita”). Some backstory please?

She's a big orange juice fan. (Dated reference.)

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I got my first tattoo (“Anita”). Some backstory please?

a boy like that will kill your brother ... 

[OoogleEyes]

I am kind of rooting for these two.

I'm glad that she and his Moms appear to be friends 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

She's a big orange juice fan. (Dated reference.)

DEAD

[WaltersHair]

Double crosses in Brit's talking heads. Are there vampires lurking in the studio?

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

a boy like that will kill your brother ... 

My mind also went to "maybe she's really into West Side Story??"

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I am kind of rooting for these two.

I'm glad that she and his Moms appear to be friends 

They seem like they have a really nice relationship. It’s sweet.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Gobi said:

She's a big orange juice fan. (Dated reference.)

I don't get it. I'm lame.

I just noticed the tattoo on the side of her face.

[Auntie Anxiety]

My dog is on the couch and having a very noisy and active dream.

[Keywestclubkid]

I feel like im gonna Stan Donna already 

[Empress1]

Louie’s mom speaks in reality tv sound bytes. It’s annoying.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Louie’s mom speaks in reality tv sound bytes. It’s annoying.

She needs to dial down the emoting.