Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Keywestclubkid]

my mom still whispers the word gay 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

my mom still whispers the word gay 

My friend’s elderly Italian mother used to refer to gay people as jolly. Maybe it was something in the translation?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Kelly related to Cough Drop?

Kelly is Cough Drop's wife.

[JenE4]

You gotta pay for that sauvanyay blanco!

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

my mom still whispers the word gay 

Like the mom in St. Elmo's Fire that whispered Cancer.

[Gobi]

Are there prison grandparents? Prison cousin thrice removed? I am intrigued.

[goofygirl]

Brittney's either gonna stab Andy or she's gonna go find some crack in 3..2..1...

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

My friend’s elderly Italian mother used to refer to gay people as jolly. Maybe it was something in the translation?

Like Santa? Wait - is Santa gay? Is Mrs. Claus just a beard?

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Like the mom in St. Elmo's Fire that whispered Cancer.

"How did you two meet?"
(whispered) "Prison."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oooh, Amber looks like she’s still drinking. The bloat!

Britt, this is what you wanted.

[Empress1]

Shut up, Brittney.

[WaltersHair]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Like the mom in St. Elmo's Fire that whispered Cancer.

On second thought, it might have been Mystic Pizza. Love an 80's movie.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I'm not on my snarking game tonight. I have severe low blood sugar episodes which affect my cognition....but I am enjoying reading your posts.  Guess I don't need a lot a brain power to get your jokes. Ba-da- dum!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I love the plastic on the lamp shades.

[Keywestclubkid]

you dont owe this man anything seriously ... it didnt work stop trying to guilt her into something she obviously doesnt want

[Elizzikra]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

On second thought, it might have been Mystic Pizza. Love an 80's movie.

Nope - St. Elmo's Fire. It was Mare Winningham's mother when she brought Rob Lowe to family dinner. Her mother "whispered everything that was too horrible to say out loud."

[Auntie Anxiety]

@SemiCharmedLife, we got this. Sit back and relax.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Maybe we'd make up and work out whatever our issues were" Meaning "we'd have sex!" Andy, you are as transparent as glass. 

[goofygirl]

Shitney also thinks Andy's gonna give her a CAR!!!  She is completely nutso!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I love the plastic on the lamp shades.

Reminds me of my grandma’s living room.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I love the plastic on the lamp shades.

Yet the bottom of his socks are filthy...

[OoogleEyes]

The Brittany Fund. A car. Here we go 

[Empress1]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Are there prison grandparents? Prison cousin thrice removed? I am intrigued.

I get the concept of prison mom - you make your own family inside, I think, particularly if you’re young (isn’t Brittany like 22?). You’d have to, to stay sane.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

On second thought, it might have been Mystic Pizza. Love an 80's movie.

No, it’s St. Elmo’s Fire. Love that movie.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I'm not on my snarking game tonight. I have severe low blood sugar episodes which affect my cognition....but I am enjoying reading your posts.  Guess I don't need a lot a brain power to get your jokes. Ba-da- dum!

Hang in there, friend. We got you. I'm glad you're here!

[Ladystardust]

Back to Andy's house of depression and desperation. Andy probably spent all night on incel message boards while Brittany was texting her crack dealer and trying to figure out if she can crash on his couch for a few weeks.

 

[Empress1]

Does Brittney feel more trapped than when she was … in prison?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittney didn’t look before she leapt. Sucks to be her. From one prison to another.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Back to Andy's house of depression and desperation

 

There's a country song in that somewhere.

[Pepper Mostly]

Andy looks like a woebegone orangutang. 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brittney didn’t look before she leapt. Sucks to be her. From one prison to another.

I mean, I get that her Prince Charming turned out to be a creeper and all but it's not like anyone forced her to parole to the home of someone she didn't know...

[JenE4]

I knew Britany was waiting around for more money! I mean, that really wasn’t a wild assumption. Of course she is. She’s trapoed and has no one else to help her? Who’s taking care of her children?

[Auntie Anxiety]

One thing in Louie’s favor—he’s not an aspiring rap star.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Does Brittney feel more trapped than when she was … in prison?

Definitely.  Not the first to find prison better than what they signed up for on the outside.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Andy looks like a horny as hell woebegone orangutang. 

FTFY

[Elizzikra]

Just now, JenE4 said:

I knew Britany was waiting around for more money! I mean, that really wasn’t a wild assumption. Of course she is. She’s trapoed and has no one else to help her? Who’s taking care of her children?

I thought they ended up in foster care and now Grace is 18, so maybe legally on her own?

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

One thing in Louie’s favor—he’s not an aspiring rap star.

---- yet

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittney misses her kids! They are the most important things to her and she loves them more than anything. No, really!

[Empress1]

A few months ago I went on a date with a man who instantly creeped me out (and his pictures were ten years old, at least). I lasted for half a glass of wine, thanked him, shook his hand, and left. Half an hour max. That’s what Andy’s and Brittney’s interactions remind me of.

[Elizzikra]

I am LOVING these car scenes, where the driver looks like 3 times the size of the passenger.

[WaltersHair]

Oh, Hey. I found the second reference on Merriam-Webster for sewer is one that sews, so I'm not completely crazy. Mostly.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sewer

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ooooh, word art. How special.

[Elizzikra]

Wait... is the lopsided grey tank top actually a romper???

[Ladystardust]

There's was a commercial on for CAT (the company that makes bulldozers and stuff). I just heard "local cat dealer" and legit thought it was for kitties for a split second. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ooooh, word art. How special.

Whenever I'm in a thrift shop (OFTEN), there are piles of word art. My friend and I enjoy reading the sappiest ones out loud. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Wait... is the lopsided grey tank top actually a romper???

I’m sitting here trying to figure that out myself…

[Elizzikra]

Just now, kacesq said:

I’m sitting here trying to figure that out myself…

Nope - it rode up and I saw belly...

[Pepper Mostly]

Is Momma drunk??

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Is Momma drunk??

She started the surprise party early.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mom and Sharae share the same fashion sense.

[kacesq]

Momma is wearing something special too…