Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[JenE4]

I think we just got a taste of that gospel rap flow right there. Pro-trans gospel rap is a real niche genre. I’m not sure there’s much of a market for that given the current evangelical-political climate. But you do you, man.

[littlebennysmom]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

What about that Kanye/Rhymefest song, Jesus Walks? That was gospel rap?

Yeah, Kerok ain't inventing anything new 🙄

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Now Brittney doesn't know who Andy is!  This is so hilarious!  She sure as hell knew who he was when he handed over that I-Phone and the $500!!  She is just gonna make this guy go ape-shit cray in 3..2..1...

First she’ll accuse him of short-changing her and he owes her another $1K like he promised. She took notes on Destinie’s appearance on the show.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Brittany, didn't you have years to prepare yourself mentally for going home with Andy?  That's basically ALL you had to do while you were in prison.

[WaltersHair]

Brittney's using more energy trying to avoid Andy than just telling him. Girl.

[Gobi]

"I appreciate that he got me a house, I just wish I could live there alone."

[Maybeitsme]

Exactly another Destinie 

[littlebennysmom]

DOOMED! I say

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It's gonna be weird, it's gonna be awkward.  Not said, it's gonna be sweaty and repulsive.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittney looks like she’s moving into just another prison. Oh wait!

[Pepper Mostly]

She's trying to prepare herself mentally for going home with Andy. How will she avoid sexy time? Headache? Anxious? Overwhelmed? Stressed? Megrims? Vapors? Scrofula? Panic attack? Mange? 

[Floatingbison]

"It's great."

Grimace smile.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s all share this awkward moment together.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She's trying to prepare herself mentally for going home with Andy. How will she avoid sexy time? Headache? Anxious? Overwhelmed? Stressed? Megrims? Vapors? Scrofula? Panic attack? Mange? 

Maybe she can consult with Chelsea...

[Keywestclubkid]

A lot of couches in that house 

[Empress1]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

"It's great."

Grimace smile.

She’s legit wincing. She looks miserable.

[littlebennysmom]

The pillow barrier she's got going 😄😄😄

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I appreciate that he got me a house, I just wish I could live there alone."

That would totally be me

[Keywestclubkid]

Wait did his sons room not have a bed just a couch?

[Floatingbison]

Headache!  Bingo!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Andy's son can't get out of there fast enough!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

She has a headache? That’s so 1950’s.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, littlebennysmom said:

The pillow barrier she's got going 😄😄😄

We've seen plenty of those on 90 Day...

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

She has a headache? That’s so 1950’s.

Maybe he's got a few Valium lying around. 

[kacesq]

He wishes he was getting the raw Brittany…

[Drogo]

Maybe stop fucking with the decorative towels while she’s trying to talk to you, Mess. 

[Floatingbison]

We legit have a similar backsplash in our kitchen.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe he's got a few Valium lying around. 

Mother's Little Helper

[Pepper Mostly]

Melissa, the dance instructor has no interest in jumping Louie's bones. She has to be nice to him, its her job. Please take a seat. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

I caught up with all of the LAL Where Are They Now episodes.  Pretty interesting.

[OoogleEyes]

omg.... NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO FUCK LOUIE FROM LAKELAND 

[Floatingbison]

is that John of Bonnie and Clyde!???  And what is that honeycomb neck tattoo?  What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here??!!!

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Melissa, the dance instructor has no interest in jumping Louie's bones. She has to be nice to him, its her job. Please take a seat. 

Everyone is hot for Louie from Lakeland!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

We legit have a similar backsplash in our kitchen.

Andy doesn't know where anything is because its an Air BandB

[goofygirl]

I loved that she was looking in the top kitchen cabinet for something for a headache.

Maybe Andy has some crack in the bathroom, Brittney!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Melissa, the dance instructor has no interest in jumping Louie's bones. She has to be nice to him, its her job. Please take a seat. 

No matter who or what the dance instructor looks like, I’m sure she can do better than Louie from Lakeland.

[littlebennysmom]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Mother's Little Helper

Copper's Little Helper (wink wink, nudge nudge)

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The handles on Andy's kitchen cabinets are really annoying me.  They are too low.  They go below the bottom of the doors.  Won't somebody think of the cabinets?!?!?!?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I caught up with all of the LAL Where Are They Now episodes.  Pretty interesting.

Where can I watch that?

[littlebennysmom]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Melissa, the dance instructor has no interest in jumping Louie's bones. She has to be nice to him, its her job. Please take a seat. 

She's psycho in her jealousy about this washed up addict.

[JenE4]

Melissa is going to straight-up murder that dance instructor. Coming next season, Love During Lockup with Melissa behind bars. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

is that John of Bonnie and Clyde!???  And what is that honeycomb neck tattoo?  What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here??!!!

I'd like to see the update on him. I'll probably forget to watch it, though.

[Floatingbison]

We did a complete kitchen remodel and I can't bring myself to put pulls on our cabinets.....  I can't allow them to be drilled!!!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, littlebennysmom said:

She's psycho in her jealousy about this washed up addict.

In all fairness, Melissa did unlock the animal in Louie after their passionate night of sex and other females can smell it.

[goofygirl]

Just now, littlebennysmom said:

She's psycho in her jealousy about this washed up addict.

But, but, but... He was so HAWT in high school!! And the reunion's coming up!  The 20 year reunion people!!

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Where can I watch that?

It's also on WEtv.  I have my dvr set to record Love After Lockup and it records all of them.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

I'd like to see the update on him. I'll probably forget to watch it, though.

I have them all saved in my library on YouTube TV, just keep forgetting to watch! 

[Maybeitsme]

So Andy and Brittany are just going to pretend...

I'm scared she is definitely going to get high, like as soon as possible 

He doesn't have a clue 

[Floatingbison]

Mikey peaked in 9th grade...  that backwards baseball cap...  that chain.... this guy  is just so clueless.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

In all fairness, Melissa did unlock the animal in Louie after their passionate night six minutes of sex and other females can smell it.

Fixed that for you.