Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Elizzikra]

I'm shocked she got $500.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

FORTY THOUSAND.

What on earth does he need that money for??  Holy shit.

 

To send along to his Auntie.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

To send along to his Auntie.

I mean... I laughed, but then I was thinking this might make a lot of sense!  Like he's showing some other woman how he can "take care of her" from prison.  (A la Miss BoobSling)

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She spent $40K over 7 years, about $500 per month on a Medical Assistant salary.  

[Elizzikra]

I think they all just sock away whatever they don't spend on the inside; it's not like they are going home to jobs and a 401(k) when they get out. Hustlers gonna hustle...

[JenE4]

You, too, can sponsor an inmate for the low price of $15/day. Adds up over 7 years!

[renatae]

Hi, all! Finally made it late to the party again!

Aunt-Tay out in the lead by several necks. I think I'd be exchanging my green wig for green eyes and find myself a bounty hunter to get back my bail money.

Andy is on for the longggg standoff.

Diane - wow, classic nightmare self-involved mother. She needs to go to the probation officer with her 41 year old? She really infantalizes him and next we know, she will be sleeping in between her son and his cheerleader.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

She spent $40K over 7 years, about $500 per month on a Medical Assistant salary.  

And that's her low estimate...

Hah. Louie's mother telling him how to take a shower...

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Where the fuck is she getting that kind of coin? I couldn't come up with it, even when I was working. 

But, if you divide 40K by 7 it's about $5700 a year 

[goofygirl]

Now Melissa & Louie are gonna argue with Donna about where they're gonna have sex.

Donna don't want that shit in HER house!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The country crock is not melting on any of the supposedly hot food on the commercial.  It makes me gag.  I assume mom has poisoned the food and will be imprisoning the children.  She has that look at the end.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa put on her evening extra-long fake eyelashes for dinner.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Melissa put on her evening extra-long fake eyelashes for dinner.

And is STILL in the cheerleading outfit!

[Gobi]

Pasta a la meth.

[OoogleEyes]

Is that a casserole or Alfredo?

[Elizzikra]

You know, the easiest solution here would just be to let Louie and Melissa alone for their two minutes of sex and get it over with...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Donna should be happy to foist Louie off on someone so she can enjoy her own life.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

You, too, can sponsor an inmate for the low price of $15/day. Adds up over 7 years!

"Every day, there's an inmate who can't get a Cartier watch or Gucci pants. Won't you help?" 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Classy move by mom - having a beer in front of her just out of prison substance abusing son.  I sense mom may have had more than a few.

[SemiCharmedLife]

 

why aren't they saucing those noodles???

[Elizzikra]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

 

why aren't they saucing those noodles???

I think there is either Alfredo or clam sauce on them...

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Pasta a la meth.

I mean, its not strip club Alfredo, but any port in a storm. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Melissa put on her evening extra-long fake eyelashes for dinner.

YOU don't have dinner lashes?

[Gobi]

"I didn't breastfeed you for 18 years to have it come to this."

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Melissa, help her clear the table and do the dishes! Were you raised by wolves? 

[WaltersHair]

Is he paroled to Mom's house?

[JenE4]

I realize Louie may have gone to prison as a teen or very young man, but he is middle-aged now! This is crazy that she’s bawling that she needs to come first to her baby boy. Louie, you’re grounded!! She literally just grounded a 41-year-old man!

[Elizzikra]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

Is he paroled to Mom's house?

Yes. And she has a good point - that if he is supposed to be staying there, he probably should. But Jesus, just put in some earplugs and let them alone in Louie's room. It will be over before you know it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is the banana a foreshadowing of the argument which will ensue when Mikey finds out that he’s not going to get any sex?

[Elizzikra]

I am LOVING this new L&O commercial!

[renatae]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Is he paroled to Mom's house?

Yup.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is the banana a foreshadowing of the argument which will ensue when Mikey finds out that he’s not going to get any sex?

Dollars to doughnuts it is.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I have a feeling Donna's going to pass out cold. Louie and Melissa could dance naked on the table and she wouldn't be the wiser.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Next thing you know Donna will sign Louie up for the Motherboy pageant.

 

[renatae]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

I have a feeling Donna's going to pass out cold. Louie and Melissa could dance naked on the table and she wouldn't be the wiser.

And lose her chance to be Hall Monitor!

[Elizzikra]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I have a feeling Donna's going to pass out cold. Louie and Melissa could dance naked on the table and she wouldn't be the wiser.

That should have been Melissa's strategy... keep serving Mom those beers!

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Mikey’s crime wasn’t a one off? I’m shocked. Shocked, I say!

[Elizzikra]

Mikey had a keyboard in prison?

[Ladystardust]

I think it's sweet that he learned sign language for her. That's more than most of the idiots on 90 Day Fiance do. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh don't worry Mikey. I'm sure you'll be back inside well before that six and half years are up. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Mikey had a keyboard in prison?

Physical therapy after his stroke 😉

[Pepper Mostly]

He has such a tiny head. 

[Elizzikra]

Oh God. Not another "Bonnie and Clyde."

[goofygirl]

Oh Lort. Another couple who call themselves Bonnie & Clyde... This doesn't bode well with me.

[Ladystardust]

Oh wow, only had to serve a fourth of his sentence?

[Gobi]

"We're like Bonnie and Clyde, because that worked out so well for them."

[SemiCharmedLife]

Let's all say it at once:

 

BONNIE AND CLYDE!!!

revisited

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

Oh God. Not another "Bonnie and Clyde."

Do none of these idiots know how Bonnie and Clyde died?  Such appropriate role models.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Do none of these idiots know how Bonnie and Clyde died?  Such appropriate role models.

They are all on their phones constantly. Google is your friend folks...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Has anyone been watching Naked Attraction (or whatever it’s called) on Max? It’s a race to the lowest level of shallowness.