Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Asonta's aunt-tay!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Auntay is Asonte’s side piece. I guess he’s just not that into you, Raneka.

[Keywestclubkid]

why go through all this just revoke the bail and move on 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Donna warns Louie that he has to be home before curfew.

[WaltersHair]

I think this mom is bucking for a show of her own.

[Elizzikra]

And that's lights out for C-block over here. Night everyone! Have a good week!

[Pepper Mostly]

Well bunkies, thanks for all the laughs! Have a wonderful weekend, check in with your PO, and don't be late to the halfway house. I love you all, MWAH!

[Ladystardust]

Good lord, Raneka. At worst, he's cheating. At best, he walked out on you at 5am and ghosted you for the entire next day. MOVE ON.

Goodnight, friends! See ya'll next Friday.

[Maybeitsme]

Until next time, later gaters 

[goofygirl]

This was fun!! Hope all of you have a wonderful weekend!

Edited September 23, 2023 by goofygirl

[WaltersHair]

Big kisses. Next week with a homemade cake!

[Eldemarge]

Bye all!  I hope we can start our own PI Agency one day!

[Gobi]

Till next time. May your pompoms be forever fresh.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Have a good weekend, y’all. And if anyone out there in live chat land observes Yom Kippur, I hope you have an easy-ish fast and please atone on my behalf as well. I need it! Now I have to take off my eyelashes and get my breasts out of this bothersome halter top so I can get some sleep. Toodles.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Giving me life this week - Andy did not get to have sex with Brittney.  I love seeing that man thwarted. 

I've got to charge up my ankle monitor.  After all, I am not yet paper-free. Until next week, bunkies!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S06.E03:  The 40k Felon

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Melissa and Donna's tug of war heats up; Joynomi drops 40K on her felon; Asonta finally resurfaces.

Original air date 2023.09.29

Asonta extricates himself from his auntie/girlfriend's thighs and comes back into the daylight.  Raneka's wig will be flying. 

We meet Joynomi who has been with her felon for many years but has never met him. True love is best at a distance and when supported by a spare $40K. 

[OoogleEyes]

"Next thing you know, I'm robbing a liquor store"

Ah, Louie, you scamp

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hi Bunkies, I'm hoping I can figure out the tv system here at this house where I'm dog sitting.  Otherwise, I will have to figure out what is happening from the posts you create.  Wish me luck! 

[Ladystardust]

Oooh we have a new one tonight - Joynomi. What kind of name is that?? But this is the show that brought us Sincer-A, so...

[Gobi]

Which outfit is best for greeting a released con, cheerleader or pickle? Asking for a friend.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I brought my pompoms and my citrus colored wig. I’m ready to rock.

Edited September 30, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Ladystardust]

I can't deal with Raneka's wig AND how she's wearing that shirt. I need to look away for a moment.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Gobi said:

Which outfit is best for greeting a released con, cheerleader or pickle? Asking for a friend.

Both are outstanding choices; much better than the usual sex worker garb.

[JenE4]

Hey, guys. Getting a little tired and chilly waiting outside this restaurant for 3 hours. I wonder they’ll bring me out a slice of that cake I made and hauled across state lines.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

"Next thing you know, I'm robbing a liquor store"

Ah, Louie, you scamp

I mean, who among us has not been in that situation? Youthful hijinks, amirite? 

Hola peeps! Pom poms fluffed, wig firmly in place, nails attached, (with iridescent polish, natch), and swelling from the lip fillers subsiding. Let's goooooo!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I brought my pompoms and my citrus colored wig. I’m ready to rock.

Covering all the bases! 😉

[Keywestclubkid]

girl u chasing a man thats hiding from u ..u aint no better then that old ass 44 yo gf

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Which outfit is best for greeting a released con, cheerleader or pickle? Asking for a friend.

No underwear and stripper shoes. I'm not a savage. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

What are the odds that Raneka takes Asonte back? I’ll go with 100% because these fools never learn from experience.

[Gobi]

Can't spell Gholston without ghost.

[WaltersHair]

The Asonte disclaimer on every episode is a brief, but hard downer

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

What are the odds that Raneka takes Asonte back? I’ll go with 100% because these fools never learn from experience.

She'll drug him and throw him in her trunk. She's not fooling around. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Louie from Lakeland’s first stop should be at the cosmetic dentist.

[Pepper Mostly]

Louie: Part of me feels like I gotta go back to prison. 

Pepper Mostly: Wait until you've spent a week ping ponging between your mother and Melissa. You will positively LONG for prison 

[Gobi]

Louie's mom has a whole bag full of chips for her shoulder.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Louie from Lakeland’s first stop should be at the cosmetic dentist.

And maybe get a few cheeseburgers. He's looking startlingly thin. I hope he's not back on meth, but it's not looking good.

[Eldemarge]

Ma'am in the back, I'm going to need you to put on your seatbelt!

[JenE4]

Mommy is going to meet the PO. I’m 41 years old, I don’t need my mommy! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

That house triggers me too and I’ve never even lived there.

[WaltersHair]

Is there such a thing as a functional meth user?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

And maybe get a few cheeseburgers. He's looking startlingly thin. I hope he's not back on meth, but it's not looking good.

I was DYING when Melissa was saying "he's still the same hot jock he was in high school!" Cut to Louie, janky teeth and wearing clothes that are three sizes too big. What kind of jocks went to her school? Dickensian orphans? 

[goofygirl]

Got my 4 inch eyelashes attached and some shoes with feathers on them.  I'm ready!

Jeebus, Louie.  First thing you need to do is get you some tooth replacements.  Melissa is just friggin' dreaming about this 'senshul' experience!  HA!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Donna reminds me of Raymond’s mother, Marie.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I was DYING when Melissa was saying "he's still the same hot jock he was in high school!" Cut to Louie, janky teeth and wearing clothes that are three sizes too big. What kind of jocks went to her school? Dickensian orphans? 

Dead!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kerok should just put his snout into the dish and forget about the utensils.

[JenE4]

Louie the lovemaker from Lakeland.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kerok should just put his snout into the dish and forget about the utensils.

Well it would save time. 

[Empress1]

Hi y’all - just popping in to say I’ll miss y’all tonight. I have a REALLY early day tomorrow and am going to bed early. Have fun!

[Gobi]

Kerok's head shape is, interesting.

[Ladystardust]

Oh, leave the guy alone. He's been eating prison food for who knows how long? I'd be shoveling some good food in there too.