Love After Lockup Season 6: Live Chat

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Brittney, tell Andy that he owes you the rest of the money and then you’ll be on your way.

And the car...

[JenE4]

Louie called her out. Yes, she chose you because she can control you. She suddenly got real quiet, practically whispering, “Get a life” in response. Then she went back to yelling. But he touched on the real issue—and she knows it. He couldn’t cheat with other women while in prison. Now he’s out in the real world and she’s panicked about not being in her sight 24/7. His mom is the same way. This is why he thinks it’s “normal.” But now he’s finally realizing this is dysfunctional.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, what's happening with Raneka? We had a cliffhanger last week and this week, nothing? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andy uses the word “bailing.” How apt.

[Ladystardust]

Brittany - stop using your kids as an excuse! Just tell him you aren't interested!

Andy - GET A CLUE.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andy thinks if he mansplains enough, she’ll change her mind.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, what's happening with Raneka? We had a cliffhanger last week and this week, nothing? 

I think they must have done about 3 days worth of filming and are stretching this out as much as possible. Like that Statesville couple a hundred seasons past.

[Keywestclubkid]

I had a day planned for us........ STOP ...

[goofygirl]

Brittney honey; there it is.  She wants to go get high.

[Gobi]

"It's not me, Andy, it's you."

[JenE4]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, what's happening with Raneka? We had a cliffhanger last week and this week, nothing? 

Poor Reneka has only 10 minutes on film with Asonte. The producers need to stretch it out over the full season.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait! Trouble in Paradise Lakeville?

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, what's happening with Raneka? We had a cliffhanger last week and this week, nothing? 

Don't worry, there will be another cliffhanger this evening 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Andy, Britney does not want you..  You are creepy.  She's trying to say that without having you attack random laundry with the rage that is seething barely below the surface.

Poor Andy, all of his plans get thwarted, especially the ones that involve his penis. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Poor Reneka has only 10 minutes on film with Asonte. The producers need to stretch it out over the full season.

Like Heather and Dylan. Sigh. Those were the days. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Donna is going to be so happy that Melissa and Louie are fighting.

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

the rage that is seething barely below the surface.

He’s furious. She’s probably afraid and she has nowhere else to go. It’s a bad situation.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Donna is going to be so happy that Melissa and Louie are fighting.

She'll wear her best housecoat in celebration.

[Pepper Mostly]

Melissa is really serving up the crazy this season. With a side of crazy slaw. 

[Gobi]

"OMG, Did you hear Dirk flirting with Louie?"

[Empress1]

Did we meet Dirk? I feel like we did.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Louie is a magnet for women. Okay.

[Empress1]

There’s Dirk! He’s kind of cute.

[Gobi]

Louie's best friend, Dirk Diggler.

[Keywestclubkid]

he didnt do anything wrong .... ur nuts lady 

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Like Heather and Dylan. Sigh. Those were the days. 

True mindlessness

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Melissa is trying to get Louie to violate his parole so he'll be back inside.

[Ladystardust]

Does Dirk live in a strip mall?

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Does Dirk live in a strip mall?

Nevermind. He's at work. They made it sound like they were going to his house!

[Empress1]

Y’all, I like Louie. I can’t help it.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Melissa is trying to get Louie to violate his parole so he'll be back inside.

I wouldn't be surprised at all. She's nutz

[Pepper Mostly]

A single manly tear traces its way down Dirk's chiseled cheek. 

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Y’all, I like Louie. I can’t help it.

So far, he's the sanest person on this show. 

Ooh - I can already see that Dirk is going to offer Louie a job and he'll stay in Georgia instead of going to NJ with Melissa.

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Y’all, I like Louie. I can’t help it.

He looks better that he does in his talking heads. He seems okay.  But I still don't want to fuck him

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Don't you dare say that is too much cheese!  Don't make me cut you, Dirk.

[WaltersHair]

I like Louie enough to forgive the teeth.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

He looks better that he does in his talking heads. He seems okay.  But I still don't want to fuck him

He looks even thinner in his talking heads. I hope he's okay.

[JenE4]

Well if Louie gets dragged back to Lakeland, there’s no shortage of pizza places for him to work at here in Jersey.

[Pepper Mostly]

He's going to bring her a pizza. I hope to Christ his Uber driver isn't a woman. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Elizzikra said:

So far, he's the sanest person on this show. 

Ooh - I can already see that Dirk is going to offer Louie a job and he'll stay in Georgia instead of going to NJ with Melissa.

The fact that this guy Dirk cares about him as much as he seems to is a good sign.

You called it!

[kacesq]

Ugh. I see some way too familiar faces on Love After Lockup.

[Elizzikra]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He's going to bring her a pizza. I hope to Christ his Uber driver isn't a woman. 

Oh yes please...

[Ladystardust]

Okay, if he makes her an apology pizza, he's officially my favorite inmate. 

[Gobi]

Pizza delivery guy and the cheerleader. How can Melissa resist?

[goofygirl]

Melissa sure went wayyyy too cray for this to be one & done for her and Louie.

[SemiCharmedLife]

4 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

So far, he's the sanest person on this show. 

Ooh - I can already see that Dirk is going to offer Louie a job and he'll stay in Georgia instead of going to NJ with Melissa.

And then he ends up dating the dance teacher.  Self-fulfilling prophecy!

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

He looks better that he does in his talking heads. He seems okay.  But I still don't want to fuck him

You haven't danced with him yet!  😂

My husband just brought me a couple of slices of pizza.  It's almost as if I'm right there with Dirk and Louie!  😉

[Auntie Anxiety]

My dog could use a full body hair net.

[goofygirl]

OMG.  Now Brittney's got green claws.  She needs Reneka's wig! Matchy.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I think we all need to wear one of those amazing shower caps with our housecoats every Friday night!

[Empress1]

Kerok looks just like his mom.

[goofygirl]

Here's the child abuse story.