S10.E18: The Reunion, Part III

[Dirtybubble]

Quote

Raquel faces her former friends; the group revisits the disastrous girls' trip to Las Vegas and Lake Havasu; they discuss Tom Shwartz's alleged role in covering up the affair; Andy questions Sandavol and Raquel about their relationship.

 

[bosawks]

I fear by 10 EST time I'll by on my roof screaming "Rosé all day, Sandoval is a dicksucker whorebag" at the top of my lungs.

I will invite you all to the crowdsourcing bail event.......

[KungFuBunny]

KungFuBunny's predictions for The Reunion Part 3

 

Raquel joins the cast onstage where she receives a warm welcome.

 

LVP just realized that her makeup gun has been set to clown for the last 10 years.

 

Tom Sandoval becomes 1000% more inarticulate.

 

Tom Schwartz sits quietly, praying that any timeline questions are not lobbed his way.

[KungFuBunny]

Across the world, TV audiences boo at their screens.

 

KungFuBunny joins Bosawks and loses her mind.

 

[FlyingEgret]

1 hour ago, bosawks said:

I fear by 10 EST time I'll by on my roof screaming "Rosé all day, Sandoval is a dicksucker whorebag" at the top of my lungs.

I will invite you all to the crowdsourcing bail event.......

Is that you Heather? (From Rock of Love...)

[Marigold66]

Finally!  Tonight is the night!  I’m on vacation but managed to find a watch party in the city I’m in!!  Good lord, who have I become?!  Happy viewing everyone—can’t wait to read the commentary!  

UPDATE:  Guys!!!  Not only did I get to watch VPR with other fans but I freaking won the trivia portion (i.e. meaning I get a free one night stay at the hotel the watch party was hosted in and a pretty sweet Yeti tumbler...)  Dang, thank you VPR lol  🤩

Edited June 8, 2023 by Marigold66

[hoodooznoodooz]

One thing confuses me. Ariana said that when Scheana voiced her concerns about Raquel and Tom, she dismissed them because Scheana was not a close friend. Ariana lists Meredith, Brad and Logan as her closest friends. A few times people have referred to Rachel as Ariana’s best friend. 

Did Ariana consider Rachel a closer friend than Scheana? She’s been friends with Scheana from at least the beginning of VPR.

 

[politichick]

4 minutes ago, Marigold66 said:

Finally!  Tonight is the night!  I’m on vacation but managed to find a watch party in the city I’m in!!  Good lord, who have I become?!  Happy viewing everyone—can’t wait to read the commentary!  

You are too funny! But I know how you feel. I hope the obsession ends tomorrow after the episode and comments.

[Marigold66]

1 minute ago, politichick said:

You are too funny! But I know how you feel. I hope the obsession ends tomorrow after the episode and comments.

Same, @politichick  I saw some people on IG saying "Wtf am I going to do with myself after this?!"  😆

[Jennifersdc]

I have already taken tomorrow off work. Heading to gym. See you soon!😈

[KungFuBunny]

Sneak Peak

Andy shows footage of  DJ Muppet Baby’s latest techno remix, it goes something like this Skip, Skip, Skip to my Loo...Skip to my Loo, my darling...wicky wicky wicky wicky

 

In a trailer, 100 yards away from Avenue Six Studios, an exiled Scheana cries…It’s All Happening…..WITHOUT MEEEEEEE!

 

Edited June 7, 2023 by KungFuBunny

[bosawks]

1 hour ago, FlyingEgret said:

Is that you Heather? (From Rock of Love...)

Truly, one of the most quotable women of our time.

[KungFuBunny]

2 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

One thing confuses me. Ariana said that when Scheana voiced her concerns about Raquel and Tom, she dismissed them because Scheana was not a close friend. Ariana lists Meredith, Brad and Logan as her closest friends. A few times people have referred to Rachel as Ariana’s best friend. 

Did Ariana consider Rachel a closer friend than Scheana? She’s been friends with Scheana from at least the beginning of VPR.

 

Scheana was retelling the story of how she didn't become suspicious until Lala told her some things she observed. Scheana then went to Ariana and Ariana chimed in that she appreciated how Scheana approached her iwas very respectful and kind. Ariana chose to believe that Tom and Raquel would never do such a thing. I think Lala and Katie thought Scheana approaching Ariana - Ariana might believe Scheana more because she is the closest to Ariana= from the VPR cast.

[KungFuBunny]

I keep seeing promos about the last 5 MINUTES of VPR

At 9:55 PM will the overall reaction be

 

Or

 

and/or

 

If it isn't Holy Shit....someone needs to die

 

Edited June 8, 2023 by KungFuBunny

[Emmeline]

4 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

I keep seeing promos about the last 5 MINUTES of VPR

At 9:55 PM will the overall reaction be

Holy Shit!

 

Is that it?

 

or...I Knew it!

 

If it isn't Holy Shit....someone needs to die

 

If it’s “is that it” I will be pissed!

[Jennifersdc]

4 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

KungFuBunny's predictions for The Reunion Part 3

 

Raquel joins the cast onstage where she receives a warm welcome.

 

LVP just realized that her makeup gun has been set to clown for the last 10 years.

 

Tom Sandoval becomes 1000% more inarticulate.

 

Tom Schwartz sits quietly, praying that any timeline questions are not lobbed his way.

That’s awesome.

2 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Sneak Peak

Andy shows footage of  DJ Muppet Baby’s latest techno remix, it goes something like this Skip, Skip, Skip to my Loo...Skip to my Loo, my darling...wicky wicky wicky wicky

 

In a trailer, 100 yards away from Avenue Six Studios, an exiled Scheana cries…It’s All Happening…..WITHOUT MEEEEEEE!

 

I do remember you KFB - we’ve had some good times. Where have you been? It’s tragic.

[RoseAllDay]

Reunion Part III drinking game —

Take a shot whenever:

— Tom says “Dude.”

— James bolts out of his chair.

— Schwartz says/does something stupid.

— Rachel thinks she’s being sincere.

— Lala goes ballistic.

[bosawks]

Well now that I know she feels “super, super” bad about everything all is forgiven. 

[KungFuBunny]

Raquel: I felt he was very transparent to me

 

Raquel translate: He was nekkid

[RoseAllDay]

Oh, bullshit, Rachel. 

“We don’t live our lives by logic.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Another Sandoval gem.

EDIT: CUT THE SHIT, Sandoval. This is not about Lala and Rand. Stop with the weak-ass whatabouttery. 

Lisa, I say this with much love — Butt. Out. Everybody’s reactions are valid right now.

Edited June 8, 2023 by RoseAllDay

[ZettaK]

I was preparing for the screaming...

Edited June 8, 2023 by ZettaK

[bosawks]

Ha, Scheana is actually a bitch eating crackers.

[RoseAllDay]

1 minute ago, bosawks said:

Ha, Scheana is actually a bitch eating crackers.

And drinking the White Claw.

[TheCouchPotato]

Please, Andy, remove everyone aside from Ariana, Tom and Raquel so I can actually hear the responses to your questions. I can’t take the screaming and cursing anymore. 🙄

[Maurina]

Okay they are all veering off into "I know you are but what am I" land at this point.  Especially Sandoval with his bizarre imitations of other people.  And that "Shut up!" "No you shut up!" that seemed to go on for 20 minutes

[TheCouchPotato]

10 minutes ago, RoseAllDay said:

Reunion Part III drinking game —

Take a shot whenever:

— Tom says “Dude.”

— James bolts out of his chair.

— Schwartz says/does something stupid.

— Rachel thinks she’s being sincere.

— Lala goes ballistic.

I’m drunk already and it’s 15 mins in….

[KungFuBunny]

Raquel I put a cap on this

Raquel translate: I helped Tom with the condom

 

 

[bosawks]

Schwartz looking to Raquel for back-up with this crew is dumb even for him.

It’s almost impressive in its utter ridiculousness.

[RoseAllDay]

James nailed it. The Sandoval/Schwartz/Rachel troika is gross. 

He’s had some pretty good insights.

EDIT — James had every right to take offense at that “joke.” It did not come from a good place. Lisa, James has every right to speak. Stop defending the Toms. It’s time to cut the cord with those two.

Edited June 8, 2023 by RoseAllDay

[bosawks]

Why is it that I think Raquel reminding herself to breathe by actually saying “breathe” isn’t a one off.

Edited June 8, 2023 by bosawks

[ZettaK]

Lala and James need to stop screaming as if they are the most hurt by the affair people. They only want the extra attention. 

[Maurina]

James Kennedy LITERALLY putting his fingers in his ears and saying "BLALLALALAALALLALALALALAALA" was NOT on my VPR bingo card.
But clearly that was a foolish oversight on my part. Because OF COURSE HE DID

[kugrrl]

an awful apology. 

[bosawks]

That was an awe inspiring confession of love right there.

[RoseAllDay]

Andy is doing a really good job turning up the heat under Rachel — and Sandoval. Would Sandoval have the balls to admit that he doesn’t care about Rachel? What else could he say? His body language has done all the talking for him.

[Maurina]

The only thing that places Raquel above Sandoval is that if nothing else, she at least just sat there and agreed with everyone who called her a piece of shit.  Sandy's over there continuing his 7th-grade jabs at people.  And also: Yes Raquel, walking off is a good idea. As long as you keep walking until you can cancel your contract with Bravo.

Edited June 9, 2023 by Maurina

[Jennifersdc]

Heading in now. Cleaned my IPad screen for first times in months.

[RoseAllDay]

6 minutes ago, kugrrl said:

an awful apology. 

To make a genuine apology, you must truly understand and regret what you did, as well as understand how your actions affected others. She’s incapable of all of that.

Lisa actually defending Rachel now? I can’t with this.

Edited June 8, 2023 by RoseAllDay

[KungFuBunny]

13 minutes ago, bosawks said:

Why is it that I think Raquel reminding herself to breathe be actually saying “breathe” isn’t a one off.

She keeps hearing Tom say

and because of that she takes a breath just one time

[itsadryheat]

I loathe schwartz

[RoseAllDay]

Oh here come the Sandoval tears. Such bad acting.

Rachel actually telling Ariana that Ariana didn’t deserve all that. Just. Wow. 😳

[bosawks]

Raquel’s face when Ariana said she couldn’t think of two worse people looked genuinely confused. Like her thought bubble would be, “Huh, I wonder if she means me?”

2 minutes ago, itsadryheat said:

I loathe schwartz

I did enjoy watching his punchable face go from smug to oh shit.

[Jennifersdc]

6:45 minutes in. She’s trying really hard to remember the lines Sandoval gave her. It was only once! Before it wasn’t. Like that matters.

ETA - she now just said he was very “transparent” in their relationship. Yes - she actually used that word.

And now she just said she encouraged him to “reflect”.

Edited June 8, 2023 by Jennifersdc
It just keeps getting better

[RoseAllDay]

Who else is in for “Luann and Sonja Welcome to Crappie Lake”?

[KungFuBunny]

Between the Toms, Raquel and LVP - there are too many of them that need this to happen to them

 

 

 

Edited June 8, 2023 by KungFuBunny

[bosawks]

Speaking of gob smacking and confounding what the hell is up with the sleeves of Lisa’s dress.

[FlyingEgret]

I may have misheard but I think the left couch thinks the right couch is dis.gus.ting

[RoseAllDay]

This is getting to be so damn bizarre. Sandoval, just OWN it (paging Lisa Rinna) already. It will be easier. Both you and your squeeze are looking ridiculous.

 

[FlyingEgret]

Big Reveal: they break up?? 

[KungFuBunny]

The more this Reunion goes on, am I the only one looking at Tom Sandoval and thinking he looks like the villain in an old-timey movie that ties you to the train tracks