Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve gotta work “You coaching these hoes” into a conversation this weekend. Maybe when I meet my son for lunch tomorrow.

and be sure to work in that you're hella jealous of something!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve gotta work “You coaching these hoes” into a conversation this weekend. Maybe when I meet my son for lunch tomorrow.

Double points if you also work in "My whole body is pulsating" or any reference to doggie bones or muffins. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, kacesq said:

So all they did was come over and yell? Heartwarming.

The family that yells together . . . .

[Auntie Anxiety]

Derek can’t fight temptation. Yeah, he’s definitely ready to get married.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

So all they did was come over and yell? Heartwarming.

Right? I feel like I'm missing something in my social life. 

[Keywestclubkid]

wait where is he going? he dont live there 

[kacesq]

Sara is horrible for filming this. 

[OoogleEyes]

Praise baby CHEESES for the mute button 

[Keywestclubkid]

she dont think about you ... that was a BURN

[Pepper Mostly]

Abby's giggles are too adorable. 

[kacesq]

I don’t believe you, Anthony. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

wait where is he going? he dont live there 

Night 1 - on the couch.

Night 2 - sleeping in the yard.

Maybe we should call Derek Puppy #2.

[goofygirl]

This poor little girl....

[Empress1]

This is none of my business! Get this kid off TV!

[Floatingbison]

this is just sad and awkward.  reminds me of Ronald with his "have you heard of human trafficking m'boy?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m your daddy? Abby knew this beforehand. She couldn’t cry even when the script called for it.

Edited April 22, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[candall]

You know, Derek's a little shit, but I would not hang around and be harangued and scolded by this whole room full of loud judgmental women for any amount of paycheck Matt Sharp could write out.

[Pepper Mostly]

This poor little girl is in for a world of heartbreak with this loser. 

[Gobi]

The thrill of learning that your father is an ex-con drug addict.

[kacesq]

Who’s Johnny?

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve gotta work “You coaching these hoes” into a conversation this weekend. Maybe when I meet my son for lunch tomorrow.

You're just begging him to put you in a home, aren't you 

[Empress1]

Just now, candall said:

You know, Derek's a little shit, but I would not hang around and be harangued and scolded by this whole room full of loud judgmental women for any amount of paycheck Matt Sharp could write out.

I’d have left ages ago. “Give me my phone,” and left.

[Keywestclubkid]

I feel bad if this dude doesnt keep this weekend promise ..I just dont see him doing it and they just fucked that lil girls life up with this mess .. why not wait and make sure he can and will stay sober before all of this? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t worry about the coparenting, Sarah. Shawn doesn’t really know how to parent, much less coparent.

[Gobi]

"It will be tough for Shawn and Anthony to co-parent, because neither one has any experience at being a father."

[Floatingbison]

this is why I keep my hard exterior shell up . . this type of stuff just depresses me if I took it seriously.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I just saw a sign for dog donuts.  Puppy should be in this scene too. 

[Keywestclubkid]

if he fucks up thats it? you FUCKED this up by throwing her in this so quickly ... there is no take backs 

[candall]

It's so convenient that Abby is going to have an actual film clip to show all her future therapists.  And now let's go to the video. . .

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

You're just begging him to put you in a home, aren't you 

DEAD

[Floatingbison]

I would NEVER let some woman touch all over me.  Never!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Parking lot fight coming up.  Called it!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Parking lot fight coming up.  Called it!

The team at Sharp is just in love with this set piece lately. 

[goofygirl]

Who's throwing the first dick punch at Chance?

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Parking lot fight coming up.  Called it!

I’m going to throw on my pink furry Muppet coat, in eager anticipation.

[Gobi]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Who's throwing the first dick punch at Chance?

Is axe throwing not an option?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Who's throwing the first dick punch at Chance?

All of us would pay for that opportunity!

[kacesq]

Does Cameron have other kids?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m going to throw on my pink furry Muppet coat, in eager anticipation.

I'm gluing on my six in nails and firmly affixing my weave. Where are my seven inch stripper heels? 

[kacesq]

Ah we’re being spared Smug and Michael tonite. Thank you, Sharp.

[Keywestclubkid]

the way they edit this they are cutting out huge chunks of time ... 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The team at Sharp is just in love with this set piece lately. 

I can see the writers meeting in the backroom/writers room...guys, I have an idea... imagine a dimly lit parking lot. . . a crescent moon peeks through the clouds.  . . 

[Pepper Mostly]

They're putting a huge TV in the baby's room? I cannot even.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Aris, you’re strangling that poor fetus. Go up a few sizes, okay?

[OoogleEyes]

This show is the lamest thing that has ever lamed.

*sigh*

[Empress1]

I like Aris’s glasses. Her overalls don’t fit though.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm gluing on my six in nails and firmly affixing my weave. Where are my seven inch stripper heels? 

I'm putting on a dress that is so short you can see if I'm ovulating.  No panties, of course. 

[Pepper Mostly]

And you know Cameron's sisters will bust in and start yelling at Aris before they even take their coats off. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I'm putting on a dress that is so short you can see if I'm ovulating.  No panties, of course. 

I've got my ninja headgear on...

[Keywestclubkid]

Entrepreneur LOL .....I AM DEAD