Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week: Same shit, different week. 

There is something to be said for consistency.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Blaine may be a mumbly habitual offender on tether, but he is much too good for Lindsey. 

[Ladystardust]

Aw, poor lindsey. She's doing all this by herself (as she drops her child off at her mom's house).

[Gobi]

Have to go put some grovel on the driveway.

Till next time.

[goofygirl]

Oh shit. Lindsey's in the real world.  She has problems.  Time to get some crack. OR....

Grow the fuck up Linds.  This is your life, kid.

 

Fun, fun, fun peeps!! Hope you guys have a Happy Easter and don't smoke all the grass in your Easter basket.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

Lindsay sure is a drams queen,  I mean life is SO much harder out of prison. It's not fair! LOL

Here it comes: "I didn't have to worry about anything in prison". Sigh.

[WaltersHair]

Happy Holidays everyone. Don't step on too many 2 dollar eggs out there

[Empress1]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

Lindsay sure is a drams queen,  I mean life is SO much harder out of prison. It's not fair! LOL

I mean, in fairness, it probably is. I’ve never been to jail or prison but I’m guessing all decisions are made for you, you’re not paying bills and dealing with all the bullshit that adult life brings.

[Eldemarge]

I really like gospel music but this looks... a bit much.

Good night, Bunkies!

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night peeps! See some of you on Sunday, meanwhile, have a great weekend! I love you all, MWAH!

[kacesq]

Thanks for the laughs, friends!! See some of you on Sunday when hopefully Debbie finally gets on that camel.

[Maybeitsme]

Later gaters, have a safe weekend 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Happy Easter, for those who celebrate!  See you next time!

[OoogleEyes]

Honest....er....

See yinz next week 

[Auntie Anxiety]

You guys rocked it again tonight. I’ve favoritized this chat as the best. Have an excellent weekend, hope the Easter Bunny brings you a lot of chocolate goodies and remember, you have to crack an egg to make egg salad. Ciao now.

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Thanks for the laughs, friends!! See some of you on Sunday when hopefully Debbie finally gets on that camel.

Girl, she's been on the camel!  I want to see her on the donkey when she falls off! (And hopefully, doesn't break anything!).

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E08: Love Isn't Enough

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Shawn faces Sara's ex; Monique and Derek's night out at the club goes left; Tayler tracks down Chance at a bar; Justine confronts Michael about taking off his ring; Lindsey and Blaine are at a crossroads; Amber has a meltdown.

Shawn meets Sara's ex.  In a battle between a barely clean addict and Shawn, Shawn is outmatched.  Shawn is always outmatched. 

Monique and Derek have yet more drama.  I suspect that Monique does not want to be out and about with Derek whereas Derek wants to enjoy the nightlife. 

Tayler finds Chance at a bar.  Will he have wasted more money on poker machines?  Will they pretend he is garnering the interest of the ladies?  Will Tayler put a foot in his ass like she should? 

In the most contrived storyline, Justine confronts Michael about his ring.  They are going to turn Juju and Montana Millz into Brit and Marcie if they keep this up.  I do not need naptime during the show. 

Amber has meltdown number 6,000.  Will it be because no one will give her $50K  or has Puppy piddled on the carpet? 

Finally, Lindsey and Blaine are at a crossroads.  I assume this is just where whatever new homestead they are claiming is. 

Original air date 2023.04.14

[OoogleEyes]

I always favortize Fridays because my PEOPLE are here.

This guy is such a dick. 

 

Edited April 15, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[Gobi]

Received good news from my parole officer, I can use the internet but only for snarking.

[OoogleEyes]

"Unless you get into the patchouli you can't get messed up in a flower shop!"

How did I  miss this epic quote from Amber's Dad?

[candall]

Poor TayLER. 

I think she totally has Chance's number--the ego, the gaslighting, the cheating/gambling/drinking/lying/profligacy--but she's new baby hormone-y and reluctant to kick him to the curb and leave herself with four(?) children, no job and zero support.  Geez, how will she ever even grab a shower if she evicts the only other adult in the household?  Bobbie?  Paging Bobbie!

 

Meanwhile, Chance is looking for an escape hatch and willing to use whatever excuse presents itself.  He's loathsome.

 

But at least he's not punching TayLER in the face, which is what I expected.

[Maybeitsme]

Looks like the felons will be fussing and fighting tonight.  I just heard Lindsey screaming in the preview... hey y'all 👋 

[SemiCharmedLife]

It's Friday night again and time to see what these foos are up to.  I'm beginning to question my life choices.  All of you amazing people are my saving grace. 💕

[Auntie Anxiety]

This week: TayLer walks in on Chance having sex with another woman and he tries to convince her that she didn’t see what she saw.

[Keywestclubkid]

I like Miley dont like balls flying towards me ... hey guys I got out of solitary this week ... lets bust on some messes 

[Ladystardust]

Sure, Lindsey. Complain to the woman who is actually raising your daughter about how hard it was to spend ONE DAY with her. I hate her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola, my peeps! I want you to know that I will always favoritize you all. And I have no alternative motives. 

Has everyone had a good week? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I like Miley dont like balls flying towards me ... hey guys I got out of solitary this week ... lets bust on some messes 

We were wondering if you were in the hole last week- you were missed!

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, candall said:

But at least he's not punching TayLER in the face, which is what I expected.

That we've seen, anyway. 

[WaltersHair]

I just read up on ankle monitors and some can check the perspiration of the wearer for alcohol content. I'd be in deep trouble on LAL night!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I like Miley dont like balls flying towards me ... hey guys I got out of solitary this week ... lets bust on some messes 

Hey, @Keywestclubkid, glad to see you! We missed you last week! 

[Gobi]

If only Blaine had gone back to prison, Lindsay's life would be so much easier.

[Eldemarge]

This week, I found out I'm NOT in menopause so it might still be possible to give birth to the next Bella Hadid and maybe end up in a gifted chalet in Europe in my senior years... maybe.  I mean, no man has laid a hand on this in 7 months, OH HI, BUNKIES!!  Let's eat some pizza and watch some embarrassing shit.

[Ladystardust]

Ugh. Brittany is still on this show. I forgot for a minute. 

[kacesq]

Hola bunkies!! Let’s get started!

where are Monique and Derek staying? Is this the new apartment she allegedly rented?

[Gobi]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

This week, I found out I'm NOT in menopause so it might still be possible to give birth to the next Bella Hadid and maybe end up in a gifted chalet in Europe in my senior years... maybe.  I mean, no man has laid a hand on this in 7 months, OH HI, BUNKIES!!  Let's eat some pizza and watch some embarrassing shit.

Keep a healthy distance between you and Shawn. Just sayin'.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Hey, @Keywestclubkid, glad to see you! We missed you last week! 

did a rare Friday night hang out with some friends .. when you hit a certain age those become fewer and fewer cause you would rather be home LOL 

[goofygirl]

I'm here!!  Good old Monique's house... CUTE.  How is she that dumb, seriously?  I seems like she's got it going on.... But yet, here we go with dumbo.

 

Air BnB, they have all kinds of places to rent.

Edited April 15, 2023 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Unbeknownst to Monique, Derek sneaked out on the middle of the night to sow some wild oats.

[kacesq]

Derek knows all the moves. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Ugh. Brittany is still on this show. I forgot for a minute. 

We can gossip during Britt and Marce's segments. It'll be fun. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

This week, I found out I'm NOT in menopause so it might still be possible to give birth to the next Bella Hadid and maybe end up in a gifted chalet in Europe in my senior years... maybe.  I mean, no man has laid a hand on this in 7 months, OH HI, BUNKIES!!  Let's eat some pizza and watch some embarrassing shit.

Shawn may be on your TV.  That means pregnancy is possible. He has super sperm! 

[Empress1]

Okay Calandra! She’d fully pop up and kick Derek out.

[kacesq]

Those eyelashes. OMG. Thank you camera person for that closeup.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

did a rare Friday night hang out with some friends .. when you hit a certain age those become fewer and fewer cause you would rather be home LOL 

I feel that! Glad to have you back in general population! 

[Empress1]

Mmmm, pancakes. I don’t like whipped cream on them but I LOVE pancakes.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Is Derek still helping Monique lose weight?  Cause that breakfast....

[Gobi]

They're criminals, shouldn't they be on anti-social media?

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Ugh. Brittany is still on this show. I forgot for a minute. 

They've been forcing them on us for way too many seasons. It's borderline abuse

[Auntie Anxiety]

Derek sends them replies on his other phone.