Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[OoogleEyes]

On 3/31/2023 at 9:05 PM, Empress1 said:

He’s giving her shit three seconds after GIVING BIRTH. Ugh.

He's one of those guys who *needs* sex a minute after the woman gives birth. Like what's his face and Purse Taco.

HE'S THE MUFFIN MAN????

I knew it

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I would bet major $$$ that Moka purchased all of those framed records on his wall.  This guy is not a big time producer.  They very noticeably did not show the names on the records, just the supposed accomplishments; e.g., 5X platinum. 

I am certain things did not go well for Juju and Mike at Moka's because, even though they were color-coordinated, they did not wear matching outfits.  Does Vegas not deserve the joy of seeing them in their matching road crew / cat burglar outfits? 

[OoogleEyes]

Please baby cheeses, take away all of the sinful jokes I have about that t-shirt   🙏 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Jesus is my plug.  He is also my outlet, my USB port, my power cord, my multioutlet surge protector . . . .

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Jesus is my plug.  He is also my outlet, my USB port, my power cord, my multioutlet surge protector . . . .

Sooooooo many plugs. Balls. Gag. Soooooo many.

Edited April 8, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola peeps! How's everyone's week been? Anyone do any power washing or launch a successful rap career? 

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola peeps! How's everyone's week been? Anyone do any power washing or launch a successful rap career? 

No, but we may have an in with the plug market 

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is Chance throwing money in a slot? Why isn't this entrepreneur out hustling and raking in the bucks? That power washer is just gathering dust? Or did he pawn it for gambling money?

[JenE4]

Hi, gang. My hot tub popped and flooded my living room. But no worries. I got Chance on the way to help demo my soggy shag carpeting.

[SemiCharmedLife]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola peeps! How's everyone's week been? Anyone do any power washing or launch a successful rap career? 

All of the above!  And that was only Monday! 😂

[Ladystardust]

Does everyone have permission from their PO to be here tonight? I can't be associated with other felons. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why is Chance throwing money in a slot? Why isn't this entrepreneur out hustling and raking in the bucks? That power washer is just gathering dust? Or did he pawn it for gambling money?

Maybe he has Tayler's daughters doing the power washing while he is the CEO of the business.  Office is located in casino...

[Pepper Mostly]

Moka continues to baffle me. What's Mike supposed to do, exactly? Divorce his wife and disown his children? 

[kacesq]

I’m watching last week’s episode and my God these people are not likeable. Not at all.

[Pepper Mostly]

Fifty plaques. That he bought on Ebay.

[OoogleEyes]

Montana Mills sounds like an outlet store 

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Moka continues to baffle me. What's Mike supposed to do, exactly? Divorce his wife and disown his children? 

As if Mike really pays attention to his kids. Justine and the brood will stay back home while he screws around on the road.

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Montana Mills sounds like an outlet store 

I say it to the tune of the Forman Mills commercials.

[Gobi]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola peeps! How's everyone's week been? Anyone do any power washing or launch a successful rap career? 

My rap single is number 1,012 with a bullet in Rhode Island!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Montana Mills sounds like an outlet store 

Or a lumber yard located in Butte, MT.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mike has a show lined up for the next day, and this is the first he's hearing of it. Well. That should go well. 

[kacesq]

Justine wearing clothes identical to her grown ass husband “I’m gonna be professional.”

[Ladystardust]

I'm taking bets. Who do you think is going to have a number one hit first? Montana Millz or Cameron? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Forgot to tell you all that i am on three years of house arrest. I apologize for not running that by you.

[kacesq]

Btw Blaine is on twitter and name searches lol. He responded to everyone who said something about him last week. The tshirt was intentional.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I'm taking bets. Who do you think is going to have a number one hit first? Montana Millz or Cameron? 

Put me down for $0.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Forgot to tell you all that i am on three years of house arrest. I apologize for not running that by you.

I simply don't know if I can ever trust you again. Hand over your phone. 

[Eldemarge]

I came in my ninja suit and my faux fur coat and I am ready to throw hands !

[JenE4]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I'm taking bets. Who do you think is going to have a number one hit first? Montana Millz or Cameron? 

I’m partial to the Muffin Man. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Forgot to tell you all that i am on three years of house arrest. I apologize for not running that by you.

How dare you!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sara seems so happy. Guess marrying Shawn wasn’t the panacea after all.

[Empress1]

Ugh, Shawn’s in this episode.

[goofygirl]

Howdy Y'all!! Hope you are all ready for the snark to begin!! I've got my big old spidey eyelashes on, my cat and I are wearing matching tiger pj's, and most importantly; I have a big old glass o' wine.

Ready or not!

[kacesq]

The baby looks exactly like Shawn. That’s all I’m gonna say.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Btw Blaine is on twitter and name searches lol. He responded to everyone who said something about him last week. The tshirt was intentional.

What was he saying?

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

The baby looks exactly like Shawn. That’s all I’m gonna say.

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I came in my ninja suit and my faux fur coat and I am ready to throw hands !

What's the state of your nails? And is your weave firmly affixed? 

[WaltersHair]

That poor baby girl is a Sean clone

[Gobi]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

What was he saying?

Mmghuve murgle blawwon glorp.

[kacesq]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

What was he saying?

He picked the tshirt, he means Jesus is his plug. I still have no idea what that’s supposed to mean though….

He was very nice to people and seems sincere about his faith.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

That poor baby girl is a Sean clone

Guess he doesnt need a DNA test.

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What's the state of your nails? And is your weave firmly affixed? 

My weave is not firmly affixed. I’m not new here.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

The baby looks exactly like Shawn. That’s all I’m gonna say.

That poor baby is very unfortunate looking. I never in my life thought I would say such a thing about a poor innocent baby.

[Eldemarge]

I think my boss doesn't like me.  I have wine tonight. 

I'm going to get 20k Duolingo points and learn to be a Powershell genius this weekend or my name isn't Chico De Marge.

[kacesq]

Who is Shawn talking to? One of his kids?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

What was he saying?

"I tell yuh wut, Jesus is mah plug and mah eternal PO, Ah'm sayin"

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Guess he doesnt need a DNA test.

My friend’s oldest child looks exactly like her husband and I always joke that nobody will ever question his paternity.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, kacesq said:

Who is Shawn talking to? One of his kids?

HAHAHAHAHA. No.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

He picked the tshirt, he means Jesus is his plug. I still have no idea what that’s supposed to mean though….

He was very nice to people and seems sincere about his faith.

So, he didn't explain the saying?  I must be a bit dense.

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Who is Shawn talking to? One of his kids?

Would he even have their phone numbers?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tickets to smack Shawn in the head with a 2x4 are on sale NOW.