Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Lindsay's starting a new career as a leg-breaker. I love it.

"Those are lovely hair extensions you have. It would be a shame if they were to catch on fire."

[JenE4]

“Lyndsey’s Former Associate.” This woman is really going to try to collect thousands of dollars on drugs that she “fronted” before she got caught? I don’t think her PO is going to like this!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, look, another "conversation in a furniture store" scene. Welcome back, old friend. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Gee, I wonder how wee Cameron makes his money. 

shoe business? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

shoe business? 

Surely he'll be launching his fabulous rap career any day. 

[Keywestclubkid]

the best Pornos in this mirror lol 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, look, another "conversation in a furniture store" scene. Welcome back, old friend. 

Next they're going to lay on a bed together and chat OR one of them is going to decide they want a really expensive item and the other doesn't.

[candall]

She looks great in that wig and those shades!  Uh oh, wait--the purse strap bisecting that one boob messed up the whole look.

[OoogleEyes]

"Trustes"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

shoe business? 

I’m 100% certain that whatever Cameron does to make money, it is definitely legit.

[Keywestclubkid]

but you did just Chose anybody tho lady 

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

ok im kinda digging her in this wig

Her real hair is nice too.

[goofygirl]

Suurreee.  I' pretty sure you're gonna let ANY OLD BODY in your daughter's life!  Haven't you already done that?  And she's taking him to meet her friend, a former corrections officer.

Wonder how long they've been friends, exactly?

[Empress1]

This dress is not flattering.

[Gobi]

I wonder if that's the Corrections Officer that Derek was fooling around with?

[Ladystardust]

Guys, I am PUMPED for the movie version of Are You There God, It's Me Margaret. I was born in the 80s, but my babysitter gave me some of her daughters old books and this was one of them. I thought pads had belts FOR YEARS. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Gobi said:

I wonder if that's the Corrections Officer that Derek was fooling around with?

[snerk]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Guys, I am PUMPED for the movie version of Are You There God, It's Me Margaret. I was born in the 80s, but my babysitter gave me some of her daughters old books and this was one of them. I thought pads had belts FOR YEARS. 

I remember reading that book and being like “belts? What? How?”

[kacesq]

Why does the dancer girl in the Dupixent commercial look so smug?

[Keywestclubkid]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Guys, I am PUMPED for the movie version of Are You There God, It's Me Margaret. I was born in the 80s, but my babysitter gave me some of her daughters old books and this was one of them. I thought pads had belts FOR YEARS. 

they are doing a special screening down here with the directors and producers and with Judy bloom who lives here 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I wonder if that's the Corrections Officer that Derek was fooling around with?

You should write for Sharp! Talk about a twist.

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Why does the dancer girl in the Dupixent commercial look so smug?

It's a side effect.

[Auntie Anxiety]

They need to make an emergency visit at the hair weave parlor.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, kacesq said:

Why does the dancer girl in the Dupixent commercial look so smug?

Terrible directorial choices abound in that commercial.  

[kacesq]

Do Derek’s sisters think they won the fight?

[OoogleEyes]

I'm getting bored with these fame whore lunatics

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Guys, I am PUMPED for the movie version of Are You There God, It's Me Margaret. I was born in the 80s, but my babysitter gave me some of her daughters old books and this was one of them. I thought pads had belts FOR YEARS. 

Honey, as one from the 50's, they DID!!  It was awful!  I think tampons were finally invented in the late 60's?  What a product!

[Empress1]

Lord, all Elizabeth’s parts are out. Top and bottom blurring.

[Keywestclubkid]

you guys CAME there looking for a fight and are now limping away 

[Pepper Mostly]

Derek's sister is really emoting here, isn't she? 

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Guys, I am PUMPED for the movie version of Are You There God, It's Me Margaret. I was born in the 80s, but my babysitter gave me some of her daughters old books and this was one of them. I thought pads had belts FOR YEARS. 

Margaret talks to God about sanitary belts?

[kacesq]

I am a pacifist but these two went looking for a fight and got one. Suck it up ladies. 

[Keywestclubkid]

your sisters are the one that wanted this they came there with mask to fight stop this bullshit 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Why does the dancer girl in the Dupixent commercial look so smug?

Last commercial, she was a ballet dancer with some really great arm moves.  VERY SERIOUS.

This time, she's doing more of the modern thing, so she can look like she LIKES it.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Monique's sister scratched Elizabeth.  Elizabeth scratched someone two parking lots away with her talons.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Monique's sister scratched Elizabeth.  Elizabeth scratched someone two parking lots away with her talons.

Probably some nice senior gentleman out walking his dog, poor thing.

[WaltersHair]

You live by the giant glue ons, you die by the giant glue ons

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

they are doing a special screening down here with the directors and producers and with Judy bloom who lives here 

I know someone who’s related to her by marriage and when he told me I was like “WHAT?!” because she’s a celebrity to me. I read all her books in childhood.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique isn’t living up to Derek’s high standards.

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Monique isn’t living up to Derek’s high standards.

Is that a short joke?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Monique isn’t living up to Derek’s high standards.

She's simply not refined enough to be an ex-con's moll.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Derek, they are ALL trash.  All of them.  Every single one.  Have you met your sisters?  At least Monique and her sisters didn't dress for a brawl and kept their bits covered.

[Ladystardust]

He doesn't know if he's going to choose his sisters or his girl that he's already cheated on 10 times. Hmm, wonder who he will choose? 

[candall]

Attention Mrs. Bison!  Mama's got a whole new bag!

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Derek, they are ALL trash.  All of them.  Every single one.  Have you met your sisters?  At least Monique and her sisters didn't dress for a brawl and kept their bits covered.

their bits .. I legit laughed out loud reading that 

Edited March 18, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[Empress1]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

He doesn't know if he's going to choose his sisters or his girl that he's already cheated on 10 times. Hmm, wonder who he will choose? 

He called Monique his girl and I was like “Is she though?”

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Monique isn’t living up to Derek’s high standards.

He's used to being around CLASS and Monique didn't act like a lady.  Now he has some things to THINK about!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

He doesn't know if he's going to choose his sisters or his girl that he's already cheated on 10 times. Hmm, wonder who he will choose? 

Whoever helps pay the bills.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m worried about how my Chinese takeout will be affected if they gas stoves are banned. Can you use a wok on an electric cook top?

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Derek is going to go weigh how much more stuff he can get out of Monique vs. staying on his crazy sister's side. I assume his sisters will be disappointed, Derek's con hasn't dried up yet..

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m worried about how my Chinese takeout will be affected if they gas stoves are banned. Can you use a wok on an electric cook top?

You can buy an electric wok.