Life After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Ooh I just realized …we’re being spared Justine and her smugness. And no signs of Marcellino and Britney.

Shhhh! You'll jinx it!

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m surprised Monique’s sisters aren’t trying to have sex with Derek, what with his glow and all.

They're saving that for SILF Manor.

[Ladystardust]

What?? That is a STACK of phones!!

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, kacesq said:

Ooh I just realized …we’re being spared Justine and her smugness. And no signs of Marcellino and Britney.

Thanks for small blessings 🙌 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, kacesq said:

Ooh I just realized …we’re being spared Justine and her smugness. And no signs of Marcellino and Britney.

Don't jinx it!

[Ladystardust]

Who would have guessed that Shawn would be a deadbeat husband?

[candall]

That little glimpse of hot pink velour tracksuit reminds me that we have been spared the sight of PetPet and Michael tonight.  Let's all pause and enjoy the break.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

What?? That is a STACK of phones!!

Where does he put them all in his too tight track suit?

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

You are ON FIRE tonight, @Ladystardust! This is the third time you have killed me. I hope you're happy. 

Oooh, great! Will we be able to see the story on the ID Channel?

[goofygirl]

Just now, kacesq said:

Ooh I just realized …we’re being spared Justine and her smugness. And no signs of Marcellino and Britney.

Thank you Sharp!!  Can we keep this going for a while?

And man, old Sara sure seems like she's PISSED at Shawn, doesn't she?  What, the magical super sperm cloud passed?  I don't quite get it.  SHE WANTED THIS ASS!

[Gobi]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Where does he put them all in his too tight track suit?

He uses them for lifts in his shoes.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Honestly, I could see him getting a phone that Monique can't track, but 3 phones???  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn continues to be a douchebag and somehow that surprises Sara. I guess she thought it would be different this time. <sigh>

[Ladystardust]

I just feel so so sad for that poor little baby.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Uh oh, Shawn called his daughter "little girl".  Is that the new "pretty girl?"  How to know that your father doesn't know your name. 

[kacesq]

Didn’t they have this fight last week?

[candall]

Wow.  That one cookie crumb is "a mess on her floor"?  Those are some very high standards.

Of course, I guess he could have bent over and picked the damn thing up.

[OoogleEyes]

 This woman is stupid. STUNNINGLY stupid 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sara, fuck in haste, repent at leisure.

[Floatingbison]

isnt this the guy with six kids?  I don't see a wall full of their pictures?

 

[Empress1]

Shawn’s nearly 50, y’all.

[kacesq]

No sympathy for Sara. She chose this. And low blow …”I’m not Kelly.”

 

[Pepper Mostly]

One would think that a father would have more than a passing interest in the baby he hasn't seen all day. 

Oh wait, its Shawn. Babies are old hat to him. 

[kacesq]

Does the baby have a name?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

isnt this the guy with six kids?  I don't see a wall full of their pictures?

 

Oh you are adorable. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS Sara chose to have a child with and marry this good-for-nothing loser.  What magic mirror did she look in that convinced her he would suddenly become a good husband and father?   

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

One would think that a father would have more than a passing interest in the baby he hasn't seen all day. 

Oh wait, its Shawn. Babies are old hat to him. 

Au contraire, he's completely unfamiliar with them and doesn't even recognize one.

[Floatingbison]

That's the second product placement shirt I've seen tonight.  There's muffin smuggling afoot!  There must be some side deal or the shirts would be blurred.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn isn’t interested in sex anymore. Sara, consider yourself lucky.

[OoogleEyes]

Good point, Kelly 

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

FFS Sara chose to have a child with and marry this good-for-nothing loser.  What magic mirror did she look in that convinced her he would suddenly become a good husband and father?   

He was better than the men she was used to, which is REALLY fucking depressing.

[kacesq]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

FFS Sara chose to have a child with and marry this good-for-nothing loser.  What magic mirror did she look in that convinced her he would suddenly become a good husband and father?   

Sara thought it would be different with her because she’s so superior to poor Kelly.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'm sorry you feel that way". 

Brain him with a frying pan, Sara. No jury in the land would convict you.

[Floatingbison]

Shawn's little wang dang doodle must be worn down to nub by now.

[OoogleEyes]

Nighty night Bunkies! See you round the way!

Now off to watch DAISY JONES & THE SIX on Prime 

Edited March 4, 2023 by OoogleEyes

[kacesq]

Aww it’s over. You all were fantastic this week!

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, peeps, another great LAL sesh! Have a fab weekend and watch your muffins. I love you all, MWAH!

[Auntie Anxiety]

If that’s Blaine’s father, holy hell.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I hate to break this to her, but men can also not be interested in sex for a variety of reasons. For example, tired, recently pulled one off, are being yelled at by their partner, busy . . . . 

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

She would already be baking child #2. 

I hate to break this to her, but men can also not be interested in sex for a variety of reasons. For example, tired, recently pulled one off, are being yelled at by their partner, busy . . . . 

WAIT - she’s pregnant again?!

[candall]

Looks like Sarah's going to use that ONE cookie crumb as a springboard to get her bags and her baby packed up and out the door to Anthony.  I'm no Shawn fan, but shazam.

[Ladystardust]

Goodnight bunkies! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shawn isn’t interested in sex anymore. Sara, consider yourself lucky.

She would already be baking #2.

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I'm sorry you feel that way". 

Brain him with a frying pan, Sara. No jury in the land would convict you.

He's hard to brain because you have to find it first.

[goofygirl]

Well, how fun!  Hope those of you expecting snow stay warm and safe. Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, time for me to start worrying about the storm. I’m supposed to get a foot or more. Fucking winter! Be back next week if I survive the snowpocalypse. Play safe, kiddos.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Have a great weekend, Bunkies!  I'm saving up to buy some new eyelashes for next Friday night.  See you then, or maybe not, if the eyelashes are stylin'!

[candall]

Good luck with your weekend adventure, Empress!!

[Gobi]

Well, I'm off to buy a power washer, and a snowblower, and a lawnmower, and several other items. Yep, the money is gonna be rolling in.

Till next time.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Another episode of  master decision maker theatre is done.  Until next week, bunkies.  Adhere to the rules of your hovel house arrest.  Put on shoes if you are entering a construction site.  Get your latest boo to take all the STI tests before the muffins come out. Stay away from Derek's glow and Shawn special sperm.  And, if you see Chance, feel free to tell him what we all think of him.  Start with $%^(*# and work your way from there. 

 

[Keywestclubkid]

Have my power washer all ready just waiting on someone to let me borrow an extension cord and ill be in business...Millionaire life here I come