S05.E14: Rage, Release, Repeat

[Keywestclubkid]

Marysol arrives in the Bahamas and receives hurtful news about her ex; after an explosive dinner, a rage ritual ends in injury; while on a private island, Adriana makes a comment about Alexia's son that causes her to go off the deep end.

[Keywestclubkid]

Speaking of your ex boyfriend he hit me up! 

[Keywestclubkid]

KiKi rage screaming while Larsa looked at her was hilarious 

[Baltimore Betty]

Adriana could have lost her foot!!! I am shook.

[Emmeline]

I initially felt sorry for Adriana when she was talking to the rage ritual therapist about her loneliness.  However, after watching her exaggerated claims about her foot and playing the victim in order to get everyone to feel sorry for her, it was hard to watch without rolling my eyes.  How could she assume that there would be someone on the island to carry her around?  That was ridiculous.  Stay at the hotel.  How fabulous was the healer when she picked up and carried Adriana to a seat!  I would like to know more about Kiki.  She’s quirky and interesting but seems to be suffering post divorce.

 

 

Edited February 16, 2023 by Emmeline

[Maximona]

No, Adriana.

Your poor dog would not be lying there beside your corpse dead.

Your poor dog would be eating your corpse.  And getting indigestion.

[Keywestclubkid]

Now that I have time to think about it and don’t hate me people …It’s bit hypocritical for Alexia and Marysol to attack Adriana about being “Overdramatic” then have this reaction. literally all she did was point out YES accidents can have dire consequences that’s it she wasn’t attacking anyone. She was defending herself and the fact they were trying to blow her off. Yes something small like any accident can lead to something big and life changing …She didn’t attack Frankie she didn’t attack Alexia .. there wasn’t ANYTHING malicious in it 

Edited February 17, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[Baltimore Betty]

I wish Adriana would fix her hair color and wash her hair, it always looks greasy. 

Julia seems less lurchy and awkward this season.

I feel for Lisa, my ex would make it hard for me to go to work, (I was in catering, odd hours to say the least), without making it seem I was partying and sleeping around instead of trying to earn money for food and rent. Lisa left the kids to work, this is her job, I understand her thinking he would sue her for full custody or change the locks on the front door.

Brujeria oh please, Marysol threw a crystal away because someone or something was messing with her...they believe a crystal can do that then I have a bridge I'd like to sell them.

Larsa just looks fat to me, her ass is laughable. 

 

 

 

[MaggieG]

Oh Adriana. I'm wondering what she's trying to accomplish here. Randomly bringing up an ex of Marysol and saying he never loved her? And now doing this I have a broken foot, I need a wheelchair, carry me around? And then complaining that nobody is bothering to check on her? That's because nobody believes you're actually hurt! She's leaning very hard into playing the victim for some reason. Is it just for attention? 

I was dying at the side by side of Alexia and the barracuda 😂

Ok so we all now how analogies go on these shows, especially when they involve children. Not well. Adriana was fully reaching for that because her foot injury was most likely fake and Frankie was in an actual coma after his accident. But then I just remembered that Alexia said "anyone can say what they want" a few episodes ago, so.....

[TV Diva Queen]

I just LOVE Alexia and Marysol together....not saying I'd want to be their RL friends, but they sure do make for some spectacular reality TV.

[Maximona]

3 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

I wish Adriana would fix her hair color and wash her hair, it always looks greasy. 

I think she needs to find another conditioner.  The one she's using now doesn't stand up to humidity, so her hair is always a frizzy mess.

Edited February 17, 2023 by Maximona

[funnygirl]

Adriana bringing up Frankie, as a poor over dramatic example and obviously not with malicious intent, does not absolve Alexia of her categorizing Russian women as prostitutes, her outright refusal to apologize to Adriana and her date after accusing him of being married, and her countless other offenses this season. She acts like she's untouchable, her "bro" Marysol does, too. 

And speaking of the functioning alcoholic, didn't Marysol's mom, Elsa (RIP), dabble in witchcraft/brujeria? And she has the audacity to be offended by a stone? Please. She just doesn't like Adriana nor does she care for Julia, so she'll find fault with anything. 

Alexia, Marysol, and Larsa - the OGs with Adriana - have boxed Adriana out and she understandably feels some type of way about it. She's hurt, they don't care, and then she acts out hoping to get some attention. Adriana would be better off not trying so hard with them. 

I can't wait until next season when, hopefully, Lisa will be in a better place and will have Lenny on the back burner so we can see her have fun again. She hasn't been around much, understandably so, but she's been a breath of fresh air in the rare moments she doesn't bring up Lenny. 

Edited February 19, 2023 by funnygirl

[Baltimore Betty]

On 2/17/2023 at 9:48 AM, MaggieG said:

I have a broken foot, I need a wheelchair,

Maybe the fine folks at the De Moya Foundation can help rehabilitate Adriana back to her fully functioning self.

Maybe Adriana can have a fundraiser "for people with non life threatening ankle injuries who can't walk good." (TM Derek Zoolander)

Maybe those crystals are really evil and Julia is the devil and all those goats she has were once people with bad ankles and she turned them in to goats.

 

 

 

[Keywestclubkid]

I wish someone would remind the put upon Alexia the one who is NOW freaking out that she sat around everyone of these girls and defended her saying what she wants with “People can say whatever they want” then refused to apologize for saying all Russians are hookers and doubling down on not being sorry for going on national television with a lie against someone NOT on cast … she needs to take several seats giving Adriana a run for her “over dramatic” actions 

Edited February 19, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[RealHousewife]

Anyone else watch the early seasons of Miami? I don't remember Alexia initially being so aggressive and hypocritical. She started to lose me with how she treated Karent, but she's gotten even worse over the years. I don't know if it's getting older and/or being depressed, but Adriana on the other hand has softened. 

[wallies]

On 2/19/2023 at 11:51 AM, RealHousewife said:

Anyone else watch the early seasons of Miami?

I have a soft spot for Adriana because I felt she was done wrong with that awful bitch slap from Joanna in Season 2. Yes, she retaliated, but she was walking away when Joanna grabbed her from behind. Adriana is picked on for no good reason and I do think she's in a precarious position in her life having little support. She was treated like shit by her ex Frederic, who disgustingly encouraged her to pose for topless photos when she was clearly uncomfortable about it and by her first husband who abused and cheated on her. Despite all Adriana's been through, she's not a malicious person, though she is hungry for attention.

[RealHousewife]

44 minutes ago, wallies said:

I have a soft spot for Adriana because I felt she was done wrong with that awful bitch slap from Joanna in Season 2. Yes, she retaliated, but she was walking away when Joanna grabbed her from behind. Adriana is picked on for no good reason and I do think she's in a precarious position in her life having little support. She was treated like shit by her ex Frederic, who disgustingly encouraged her to pose for topless photos when she was clearly uncomfortable about it and by her first husband who abused and cheated on her. Despite all Adriana's been through, she's not a malicious person, though she is hungry for attention.

Joanna can be a lot, but I thought Adriana was jealous with some of the stuff she said about her. IRC, she even accused her of prostitution. I don’t think Adriana has to be talked into taking her top off. Lol I agree that most of the time she doesn’t seem malicious. There was one Housewife who said Adriana tries to make good TV, so that’s probably where some of her antics come from. I do feel for her since it sounds like she was done wrong by the men she’s been with, and her one child is an adult now. She is probably lonely and truly hurting that some of these women ditched her when the show was on pause. I hope she finds true love. She is still beautiful, actually even prettier now imo. I love the lighter hair on her. It softens her. 

Edited February 20, 2023 by RealHousewife

[ZettaK]

On 2/19/2023 at 11:51 AM, RealHousewife said:

Anyone else watch the early seasons of Miami? I don't remember Alexia initially being so aggressive and hypocritical. She started to lose me with how she treated Karent, but she's gotten even worse over the years. I don't know if it's getting older and/or being depressed, but Adriana on the other hand has softened. 

I watched the three earlier seasons. Yes, Alexia was subdued, but the nature of the HW shows changed since then. 

15 hours ago, wallies said:

I have a soft spot for Adriana because I felt she was done wrong with that awful bitch slap from Joanna in Season 2. Yes, she retaliated, but she was walking away when Joanna grabbed her from behind. Adriana is picked on for no good reason and I do think she's in a precarious position in her life having little support. She was treated like shit by her ex Frederic, who disgustingly encouraged her to pose for topless photos when she was clearly uncomfortable about it and by her first husband who abused and cheated on her. Despite all Adriana's been through, she's not a malicious person, though she is hungry for attention.

Adriana punched Joanna on the face.

[Straycat80]

I don’t know if Adriana got an x-ray of her foot or not but I thought the wheelchair and being carried around was overkill. I do feel like everyone but Julia has shut her out. She’s lonely and not happy so I do feel sorry for her. I hope she’s in therapy or something. 
Adriana probably should not equated her foot accident as an example of what happened to Frankie but since Alexia has said some mean shit to everyone else I don’t care that that upset her.

[mbaywife123]

Roll the footage back (they did) no one crushed Adriana’s foot. The next morning her foot and ankle had the same wrap on it, how would she have known if there was any bruising?

I have hurt my ankles and feet and it takes several days to a week for bruising to appear everyone stated she is a total drama attention seeking diva.

Don’t like Alexia either, never have, never will.

Marisol looked beautiful in this episode I really liked that white print long dress and she wasn’t drunk in every scene.

Julia is a very sweet and caring person. I would not have wheeled Adriana anywhere.

Larsas behind is…..What???

 

 

 

[Baltimore Betty]

8 hours ago, mbaywife123 said:

Larsas behind is…..What???

That trend of enlarging your ass is beyond me, to me Larsa made her self look very heavy.

[Thumper]

I am constantly amazed and curious about the amount of waxing/lasering these women must do to wear that swimwear.    🤔🥴

 

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

Adriana said she could have lost her foot. Maybe if Larsa's big butt landed on it and decapitated it, but dang she was playing up the sympathy for sure. I still like Marysol, but Alexia is just an ugly person inside

[goofygirl]

They sure get to go to beautiful, luxe places!!  Too bad they can't get along better.

I hope Lisa is getting her kids LOTS of therapy, especially her SON..  With a shitass like Lenny for a Dad, that kid could have some MAJOR problems at some point.

[Chatty Cake]

On 2/19/2023 at 8:57 AM, Keywestclubkid said:

I wish someone would remind the put upon Alexia the one who is NOW freaking out that she sat around everyone of these girls and defended her saying what she wants with “People can say whatever they want” then refused to apologize for saying all Russians are hookers and doubling down on not being sorry for going on national television with a lie against someone NOT on cast … she needs to take several seats giving Adriana a run for her “over dramatic” actions 

Good point! I was rolling my eyes at Adriana in the wheel chair and she certainly was dramatic but so is Alexia most of the time. She went in on Adriana about her date being married and threw a fit when the man told her off. The Russian comment was mean and then she insinuated that a gift was witchcraft. Adriana knew that mentioning Frankie’s accident would get a reaction and while I would have steered clear of that, she wasn’t being malicious. Alexia will sob about Frankie and get a pass. 

20 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

That trend of enlarging your ass is beyond me, to me Larsa made her self look very heavy.

I thought the same when I first saw her. I’ve also seen photo of her where she looks rather slim. That suit was not flattering but she cares more about showing off her ass. 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 hour ago, Chatty Cake said:

I thought the same when I first saw her. I’ve also seen photo of her where she looks rather slim. That suit was not flattering but she cares more about showing off her ass. 

I am guessing the photos have been "edited" so to speak.

According her her she is making a lot of money showing her ass on Only Fans...had to believe people pay for that sort of thing when there is so many free big ass photos on line.

[ZettaK]

Adriana was so dramatic with her hurt foot. She wanted the attention because she said just before that she lacked it in her life. She is another one who thinks having a guy is so important.

Even after it was revealed that Julia went to a normal, gift shop (and not a Botanika) to buy the stones, Alexia still insisted she had bad intentions.

Edited September 23, 2023 by ZettaK

[Baltimore Betty]

10 hours ago, ZettaK said:

Adriana was so dramatic with her hurt foot. She wanted the attention because she said just before that she lacked it in her life. She is another one who thinks having a guy is so important.

Well there is the reality of her dog eating her rotting corpse because nobody will find her body for a very long time.