Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Pepper Mostly]

Stacey will not be satisfied unless Florian brings her to some flashy, glitzy, swanky hotel, and shows her the most ostentatious ballroom. 

"Florian has to get a JOB". What happened to his dreams of a furniture business? 

[OneGuy]

Stacey, you're carrying all the weight on your front too.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Perfume Detective El Demarge will figure this out...

I thought it might be Tom Ford, but I can go take another look.

That fits since the girls said it smells like cedars and sage 

[Hotel Snarker]

Gawd, don't you just want to give Florian an iron-rich blood transfusion?

[charmed1]

Ugh. The famewhore troll doll cousin is back.

[Frozendiva]

Florian has new chompers.

[sainte-chapelle]

Well Stacey, Darcey may be single but you married a loser. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Something that will make her smell like an angel.

Really, TWENTY.

Oh my god, you're right! More like TWENTY FIVE! 

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Well Stacey, Darcey may be single but you married a loser. 

She doesn't care. She has a husband. That's all that matters. To either of them. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh my god, you're right! More like TWENTY FIVE! 

The Silva Twins were born in 1974. You’re welcome. ➕➖

I assume Florian won't contribute to the expense of this wedding, so why does he care?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Florian has new chompers.

Who paid for those? Did he take a trip to Turkey?

[Shelbie]

Stacey has already had two weddings. Why the hell does she want another one ? Good for Florian to be thinking about money.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Florian has new chompers.

Hopefully he didn't go with the Angela-fit.

[sainte-chapelle]

How are these women only 4 years older than I am?!?!? I don’t…look like that. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The Silva Twins were born in 1974. You’re welcome. ➕➖

I assume Florian won't contribute to the expense of this wedding, so why does he care?

Wow, so they've been lying about their ages then? They cop to what, 42, 44? 

I am exactly 20 years older then. And today I am feeling every day of it, alas, my back's killing me. #oldladyproblems

[Frozendiva]

Darcey, it just may lead to dinner.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wow, so they've been lying about their ages then? They cop to what, 42, 44? 

I am exactly 20 years older then. And today I am feeling every day of it, alas, my back's killing me. #oldladyproblems

Make sure your Life Alert is handy then. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

What a waste of chocolate

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, she looks like a ghoul. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is she wearing shape wear as a top?

[Hotel Snarker]

11 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Do not, under any circumstances, take a shot every time one of these slags yells "SNATCHED!". You will die.

To counteract death, I will drink a pint of water every time they say "manifest."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gross. And I can do without the porn music.

[Frozendiva]

I would need a bib.

[Pepper Mostly]

Darcey's going to "get flirtatious"! DIVE, DIVE! 

My eyeballs are seared. She does not look sexy, she looks like a hog at the trough.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh noi hate these pretentious places. Reminds me of the bread less bread plate in that movie The Menu

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder how many baboons Darcey had to kidnap for those lips.

[judylo]

Wtf is he talking about?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

I would need a bib.

I would need an Uber. This is GROSS.

[charmed1]

Florian’s original stalagmite teeth would’ve revealed his true vampire origin. Giant Barbie veneers make him virtually unclockable now. Gray complexion and stank attitude in the sun is ruining the disguise.

[OneGuy]

What is this guy seeing?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks + Darcey’s intelligence = bullshit

[Hotel Snarker]

What's scarier than Darcey's fake face? Darcey's fake face trying to eat.

[sainte-chapelle]

I am with you Darcey this guy is a douche.

[Frozendiva]

$500? For that?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, judylo said:

Wtf is he talking about?

No one knows. Including him. 

Darcey's level of intelligence makes him want to pursue a relationship with her. Because she's dumb as a brick and he knows he can snow her with his mumbo jumbo.

[sainte-chapelle]

People with real money never say how much something costs. Tacky

[Eldemarge]

OKAY, so it's really hard to tell because she didn't put the cap back on the bottle...

But it might be Coco Chanel Noir.  I'm still 50/50 on Tom Ford.  Maybe Black Orchard or Noir.

I was in a live chat on YouTube today for my fav perfume influencer and she answered a question I put in the chat and I was stoked so here I am, your friendly perfume geek.  ;) 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

What is this guy seeing?

A potential mark. 

Remember how, a season or two ago, I predicted that one day, Darcey would really meet a scammy con man who would sweep her off her feet and dazzle her, while emptying her bank account? Meet Mr. Anti-Aging Guy. 

[Shelbie]

I am not a huge lover of chocolate or listening to bullshit. I would have had a hard time not rolling my eyes at this idiot.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

People with real money never say how much something costs. Tacky

if I was rich a $20 meal is no different than one for $500. It is the company I keep.

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Florian’s original stalagmite teeth would’ve revealed his true vampire origin. Giant Barbie veneers make him virtually unclockable now. Gray complexion and stank attitude in the sun is ruining the disguise.

💀

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

What's scarier than Darcey's fake face? Darcey's fake face trying to eat.

It reminds me of that hilarious scene in "Absolutely Fabulous" when Patsy tries to eat something. 

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

People with real money never say how much something costs. Tacky

I don't have real money and I never talk about costs.  It seems frivolous to me.

[Hotel Snarker]

Yes, Mike, tell us how much dinner cost. So sexy.

Guy is such a douchebag.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

OKAY, so it's really hard to tell because she didn't put the cap back on the bottle...

But it might be Coco Chanel Noir.  I'm still 50/50 on Tom Ford.  Maybe Black Orchard or Noir.

I was in a live chat on YouTube today for my fav perfume influencer and she answered a question I put in the chat and I was stoked so here I am, your friendly perfume geek.  ;) 

I love perfume so much but working in a scent free environment twice a week  I can’t justify the price tag. 

[Shelbie]

I wonder if Darcy was mentally planning her wedding to this guy during dinner and hoping she could outshine Stacey.

[Frozendiva]

What do you think of Rishi-a-Roni: The Onion Oil Treat?

[OneGuy]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

What do you think of Rishi-a-Roni: The Onion Oil Treat?

Haven't encountered them.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I love perfume so much but working in a scent free environment twice a week  I can’t justify the price tag. 

The cold weather here has made the neighbors’ dryer sheets and scent boosters reek.

[Hotel Snarker]

Darcey looking for an instant love connection on date 1 and blissfully unaware that's why she keeps ending up in the same place.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Haven't encountered them.

New guy.