Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[JeanJean]

Here comes the bride
She feels betrayed
Her groom wants his best man
Her sister got laid

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I love that Darcey tried to throw Georgi under the bus by saying he took advantage of her…please

Right? We've all seen her throwing herself at various men over the years. 

[Shelbie]

Just now, JeanJean said:

Here comes the bride
She feels betrayed
Her groom wants his best man
Her sister got laid

You win the night. Love this.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t hate me. I like the jungle pajamas.

[sainte-chapelle]

You are telling him hours before the event….not cool

[Eldemarge]

Definitely call Zach and tell him that even though you aren't dating, you slept with your ex.  And therefore, he shouldn't come to the wedding you invited him to.  That same day.  You crazy lady.

 

[MagicEyes]

Wait, did Farcey just say this is going to sabotage her sexual relationship with Zach? Has she forgotten he’s celibate?

(That is a typo, and I’m leaving it in, because it works!)

 

[Hotel Snarker]

That would be such a shit thing to do to the man if he had actually flown up there.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Georgi always seems to get to me somehow. I mean, he has a pulse and a penis".

[OneGuy]

Always make important phone calls on speaker with another person in the room.

[sainte-chapelle]

So Darcey is making sacrifices by correcting a situation she created….got it

[magemaud]

Gown designed by Reynolds Wrap. When I first saw it, I thought it was some kind of take out lunch wrappers

Edited April 12, 2023 by magemaud

[Pepper Mostly]

Meanwhile, Zack is sitting in his living room in Miami. 

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"Georgi always seems to get to me somehow. I mean, he has a pulse and a penis".

I need to make sure I'm alone so Georgi and I can accidentally bone again. And then I can go back to acting like I don't like him.

[Frozendiva]

I would be angry that I spent money on a plane trip, accommodation, and maybe an outfit.

[magemaud]

Zach, I hope you’re still in Florida…

[Pepper Mostly]

Stacey's not speaking to Florian, but she's going to go through with the wedding because goddamnit, she has to one up her sister. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Meanwhile, Zack is sitting in his living room in Miami. 

And he’s delighted that he can spend the day with some people he actually knows and likes.

[charmed1]

Who is this orange woman with the chalk pink matte lipstick? Is that the new matchmaker? She’s invited to the wedding?

Edited April 11, 2023 by charmed1

[Baltimore Betty]

Get security, great that rounds out the guest count to 10?

[magemaud]

When any of these shallow women get together the first words out of their mouths are, “You look beautiful” 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I would be angry that I spent money on a plane trip, accommodation, and maybe an outfit.

Eh, he knew from the the jump that he wasn’t going to attend the wedding. He got paid for only two episodes.

Edited April 11, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[JeanJean]

5 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

You win the night. Love this.

Thank you!!!! ❤️

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Georgi always seems to get to me somehow. I mean, he has a pulse and a penis".

He has big dick energy.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

He has big dick energy.

And that sweet pale green leather suit.

My prediction is M. Benz will wear some neon color suit that has cut out shoulders and a his hair will be Stacey's something blue.

[magemaud]

Now they’re calling security? This wedding is getting more and more like “My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding” 

here come the Muskers! 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

And that sweet pale green leather suit.

Swoonworthy! (fanning self)

[CainF]

Screw...I was so waiting for Michael Benz to get to know Zack, too.  Maybe Georgi will get another chance to fake-pummel Michael, though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Pepper Mostly]

"The best wedding of your life. Well, so far, anyway". Snerk.

[OneGuy]

Darcy: "I want you to know what a tremendous sacrifice I am making for you Stacey."

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"The best wedding of your life. Well, so far, anyway". Snerk.

I wonder what her first wedding was like

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Darcy: "I want you to know what a tremendous sacrifice I am making for you Stacey."

I wonder if she feels betrayed? 

Oh my god, I just had a horrible thought. What if they "sing" at the reception? 

[OneGuy]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I wonder what her first wedding was like

It was the best.

[JeanJean]

When Georgi was getting upset, why didn't Darci just say,  "Zach and I aren't shtupping!" Easy peasy. She wants the (fabricated) drama.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just hire Mike Benz as security, he can wear THE MOST ELABORATE SET OF ELITE PLATINUM KLINGON BATTLE ARMOUR EVER.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I wonder what her first wedding was like

Probably a lot of 'IT'S MY SPECIAL DAY' talk, just like now.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I wonder what her first wedding was like

Well, it was super classy and really really glamorous and perfect and really snatched. 

[JeanJean]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh my god, I just had a horrible thought. What if they "sing" at the reception? 

I need a scream emoji.

[Shelbie]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Well, it was super classy and really really glamorous and perfect and really snatched. 

And it made her feel really strong and empowered.

[charmed1]

I did not need a close up on Florian’s nips.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Every father wants to hear about his daughter having sex, right?

Bros before hoes.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, JeanJean said:

I need a scream emoji.

I need a “uh uh uh uh uh uh” emoji.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I did not need a close up on Florian’s nips.

No one did. But everyone in the editing suite is drunk.

[Shelbie]

I wish Mike would say FFS they are almost 50 years old. Leave me out of this crap.

[charmed1]

The man just had a stroke. Please spare him this conversation.

[Hotel Snarker]

He's going to have another stroke.

[Eldemarge]

Why the frick are you nervous, you dizzy ho.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I did not need a close up on Florian’s nips.

What? You don’t get turned on by his little bird chest?

[Pepper Mostly]

I do so hope that Stacey pulls her passive aggressive silent treatment during the ceremony. 

[Frozendiva]

The dad is right to not have high hopes for this vow renewal.