S04.E14: Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. . . . and Mrs.

[Auntie Anxiety]

April, Danielle, and WhatsHerName think they are auditioning for the new Hobbit series.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ohhhh clever Dani…if she is smart she will tell him this is Gods way of telling them to remarry and stay monogamous 

[South]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Dannnielllle, now it’s your turn to find a new brother husband. God wants it for you.

I heard God say that.

Just now, South said:

I heard God say that.

Anyone else?

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Ohhhh clever Dani…if she is smart she will tell him this is Gods way of telling them to remarry and stay monogamous 

I may also have heard God say that Ick needs to put  75% of his assets into Dddds name.

[EtheltoTillie]

In other news, did anyone notice how gross and dirty Nick’s bedroom was while he was getting dressed with his pimp  shoes?  I think that’s the (gag) sex room. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

9 minutes ago, South said:

And how long have these clowns been wooing her?  

A minute.

[sainte-chapelle]

I think Bert  might have been planning to come, then she realized she didn’t have as much control over Garrick as she thought so she ditched them but not before one final cash grab.

Edited September 6, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Adeejay]

I find it interesting that none of the moms and no one from Danielle’s family showed up for the Davis’ Commitment Ceremony.  Can’t say that I blame them, because if I were in their place, I wouldn’t show up either. 

I wish Dannniellle would keep G-d out of this.  This was all about Garrick wanting something different and it blew up in his face.

[South]

7 hours ago, magemaud said:

I can't wait to get a better look at the Nick and the Sister Wives "wedding" attire. The women looked like some kind of forest nymphs, especially the pregnant one with her belly exposed, and Nick is looking extra "gangsta." 

added to note: I just got a pop up ad for birthstone engagement rings, hmmmm

They are influencers now.  Next seasons new show?  Keeping up with the Davises.  

[Grifter Lives]

This would be a good time for Dannnielle to tell Garrick that she's leaving him, too, claiming that she was only in it for the polygamy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oy. That’s all I’ve got. Oy.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

I find it interesting that none of the moms and no one from Danielle’s family showed up for the Davis’ Commitment Ceremony.  Can’t say that I blame them, because if I were in their place, I wouldn’t show up either. 

Didn't you hear? It was such short notice they "couldn't make it". 

Where are they doing this? Four. Seasons Total Landscaping? 

[EtheltoTillie]

Lovely cinder block wedding venue. Bomb shelter?  

[Grifter Lives]

It's always rooftops with these people.  I estimate 10-15 guests.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok where do these people get the money? Building houses? Having fake weddings?

[South]

Let’s control our tears, friends, the ceremony has begun

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Didn't you hear? It was such short notice they "couldn't make it". 

Where are they doing this? Four. Seasons Total Landscaping? 

Just like momma Jibri

[Auntie Anxiety]

Would it be an oxymoron if I said that Nick is sitting pretty?

[Pepper Mostly]

In other news, FOUR police cruisers just went by my house, wicked fast, blue lights but no sirens. My curiosity is piqued. 

[sainte-chapelle]

´you take care of us so good’ Jesus take the wheel 

[South]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Didn't you hear? It was such short notice they "couldn't make it". 

Where are they doing this? Four. Seasons Total Landscaping? 

I just know they are together, less than a mile away, at the pub.

[xwordfanatik]

I just checked in to see what condition my condition was in!  Sorry, it's an ear worm.  Bonus points if anyone knows the lyric and the group.

Seriously, I think those "bouquets" are fugly!  I'll post more tomorrow.  It's nice to still be awake and able to post on a Live Chat.  

Bummed that there won't be a tell-all.

[Auntie Anxiety]

It doesn’t seem like Nick gave too much thought to this “wedding.” Nick’s young nieces are thinking, “WTF is going on here?”

[South]

Oh please let Nick finish with “Endless Love”

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

It's always rooftops with these people.  I estimate 10-15 guests.

And half of them are the PA's and people they'v pulled in from the mulch and loam department. 

Nick can't thank them enough for going to work every day and supporting him.

[Grifter Lives]

So, they get the birthstone ring for the engagement, but nothing symbolic for the wedding?  

[CSunshine76]

April creeps me out with her “our baby” talk. She did it again in her “vows”. And she blurted out the baby’s gender in a previous episode.  Jenny better watch out…April may  just disappear with her baby one day!

Edited September 6, 2022 by CSunshine76

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

I just checked in to see what condition my condition was in!  Sorry, it's an ear worm.  Bonus points if anyone knows the lyric and the group.

Kenny Rogers and the First Edition! Sherman, set the Wayback Machine!

[Auntie Anxiety]

We’re missing Insipidian tonight. Well, I wouldn’t say we’re missing him (tm Office Space).

[South]

2 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

I just checked in to see what condition my condition was in!  Sorry, it's an ear worm.  Bonus points if anyone knows the lyric and the group.

Seriously, I think those "bouquets" are fugly!  I'll post more tomorrow.  It's nice to still be awake and able to post on a Live Chat.  

Bummed that there won't be a tell-all.

That’s a perfect song.  Brings back memories of being itty bitty with my all-time best friend.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

So, they get the birthstone ring for the engagement, but nothing symbolic for the wedding?  

They get Nick’s promise to be faithful loyal ready to have a quickie.

[South]

3 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

So, they get the birthstone ring for the engagement, but nothing symbolic for the wedding?  

They got Nicks super-bad suit and a community eyeshadow palette.  Swank.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Line forms to the left, folks. Please keep things orderly. “I told you so” parade commences.

[sainte-chapelle]

Are they sad though? Are they really?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is a break up text better or worse than a break up Post-it. Talk about humiliation!

Dannnniellleee: Was she using us for money all this time?

Me: No more calls, folks. We have a winner.

Edited September 6, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[sainte-chapelle]

LMAO preach brother Sam

[CSunshine76]

AND THERE IT IS!!! He sends her a large sum of money, and she ends it.

Morons. 
 

Danielle…quit bringing God into this. God also gave us free will. And you guys made a terrible decision with yours. Suck it up!

Edited September 6, 2022 by CSunshine76

[Pepper Mostly]

Dannnnnnielle has taken to pouring a slug of Jack into her morning coffee. 

HE SENT HER A CRAPTON OF MONEY AND SHE BOUNCED. I AM SHOCKED. 

HAHAHA, Garrick won't even cop to how much she soaked them for. The Con has a new queen. Bert must be laughing her ass off. 

"It sounded really legit" whines Garrick. Bet he's up to his eyeballs in Bitcoin. 

[sainte-chapelle]

She used your asses. I now take back what I said earlier, she played them and never intended to come over. She just closed her eyes and popped those birth control pills every time Ick touched her.

Edited September 6, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

When the dust settles, Dannnniellllle will be reminding Garrick that this was all his idea.

[Grifter Lives]

"You're the type of people scammers look for."

Yeah - Gullible idiots.  Derrick's face is a neon light.

[South]

RED FLAGS!!!!  Partner South just chimed in, which is amazing since he doesn’t watch.  He said “at least our guy Nick keeps it local and doesn’t go area for exotica”.  I should have bought him a slice of cake after all.

Ohhhh Dddd is gonna push for remarriage!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

"God wants us to live this way" says Dannnnielle. That's why they have never found a single person yet who'll sign on to this foolishness. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

After this show airs, every catfisher in the world is going to contact Garrick and Dannnelllleee. Sucks to be them. 

[South]

1 minute ago, South said:

RED FLAGS!!!!  Partner South just chimed in, which is amazing since he doesn’t watch.  He said “at least our guy Nick keeps it local and doesn’t go area for exotica”.  I should have bought him a slice of cake after all.

Ohhhh Dddd is gonna push for remarriage!!!

Not area, asea 

[Adeejay]

I can't believe Roberta asked the Merryfields for $9,800 and then after she got it, she told them she wasn't coming.  I never figured her for a scammer, because she seemed so nice.  I hate to say it, but she won't fare well.  

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"God wants us to live this way" says Dannnnielle. That's why they have never found a single person yet who'll sign on to this foolishness. 

It is saying something that even creepy and jobless Nick managed to seal the deal.

[South]

3 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

"You're the type of people scammers look for."

Yeah - Gullible idiots.  Derrick's face is a neon light.

A beacon in the storm of empty pockets.

[goofygirl]

23 minutes ago, South said:

I heard God say that.

Anyone else?

I may also have heard God say that Ick needs to put  75% of his assets into Dddds name.

I think I heard God say that Ick and Dannnnnnnnnnnnielle need constant supervision and should NOT have access to any $$$ they may be inclined to give some other Brazilian bombshell.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I guess I missed the money thing. Was the $9800 just the latest haul or was that Bert’s total winnings? Dannnnielllle ends up with the consolation prize aka Garrick.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

It is saying something that even creepy and jobless Nick managed to seal the deal.

And Marcus! The living embodiment of the word "sleaze"!