Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Pardon me?  Who's this toothless fucker?

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Oh look. Joe Walsh showed up to the wedding!

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

I feel like that wedding has stumbled into Deliverance territory 

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING KILLING ME I AM DEAD.

[Floatingbison]

You know you're on the wrong path in life when you need a travel pass from your PO

[Keywestclubkid]

where is she getting the money for the ticket?? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie and Sarah can’t have a fist fight because their pregnant bellies will keep them too far apart from one another.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Destinie, who do you think you are fooling? We all know you are doing this because Sharp is paying you to do this. You can't be dumb enough to think Shawn is going to pay you.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I'm wondering if Destinee thinks Shawn owes her LAL money?  Maybe she has all these cockamamy reasons because she doesn't want to break the 4th wall.   Nah...

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sarah’s not-really-stepfather/guy who has sex with her mother is hoping for an open bar.

Stepfather of the Bride coming soon to a theater near you. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

When THIS friend, with this neck tattoo, thinks you’re making a bad decision, you’re making a bad decision.

Never mind the neck tat, I couldn't tear my eyes away from her brows! What in the name of sweet tap dancing Jesus IS that? 

[Floatingbison]

and he promised me the moon and the stars, and I'm gonna get those things from him too.

[Empress1]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Destinie, who do you think you are fooling? We all know you are doing this because Sharp is paying you to do this. You can't be dumb enough to think Shawn is going to pay you.

And her acting is terrible. Though I do buy that she’d be delusional enough to think he owes her; she’s one of those people who thinks the world owes her a living.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Never mind the neck tat, I couldn't tear my eyes away from her brows! What in the name of sweet tap dancing Jesus IS that? 

Thank you I was like is ANYONE gonna talk about those brows? 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

those eyebrows tho Good God 

I feel we say that about every character on this show!! 😂

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Thank you I was like is ANYONE gonna talk about those brows? 

I got you, friend. Told you we were soulmates. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey did an hour of accounting class and has convinced Daonte that she can take care of his accounts. For free!

[Gobi]

I hope Daonte doesn't put Lindsey in the dishwasher by mistake, now that he's used her.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

where is she getting the money for the ticket?? 

From Sharp.  I like the way she said "I have to go" without saying "because as you can see, I am being filmed.  They wouldn't be here if I wasn't going to Shawn's wedding."

[Empress1]

“Dark and sweet.” “I know that’s right.” Okay, that was funny.

Edited September 3, 2022 by Empress1

[WaltersHair]

Daonte just wants to marry her ass, not the rest

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey gives Daonte a plastic Lindsey Jr. as a memento. And included some dishwasher detergent in the swag bag. “Thanks for playing.”

Edited September 3, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Keywestclubkid]

Daonte .... she is brushing you off LOL 

[candall]

"I would marry your ass tomorrow."

Aww.  Daonte, you sweet talker Better Crocker.

[Keywestclubkid]

Boomhauer peeking from the bushes 

[kacesq]

So Lindsay figured out Daonte is poor and she’s ditching him?

can I just say this show makes me feel absolutely gorgeous? 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Thank you I was like is ANYONE gonna talk about those brows? 

 I guess that eyebrows like that are so common on this show, it doesn't even faze us anymore

[Gobi]

🎵Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones!🎶

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Daonte just wants to marry her ass, not the rest

That's exactly what I thought.  It would be a very messy wedding if only her ass was there. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Sorry Tiffany, but its his house. He can festoon the walls with women's underwear if he fucking wants. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

 I guess that eyebrows like that are so common on this show, it doesn't even faze us anymore

but those things where POW like slap in the face first thing in the morning there LOL 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kevin raced back from the diorama to gaslight Tiffany and her diamond chest tattoo.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mama Kevin: No introductions or nothing? Oh, and by the way, did you find the panties I left here? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Kevin called caveman #2 a weenie.  Now Kevin's mom is going to fight his fights for him. 

[kacesq]

 I love that he has two..two leather recliner sofas. Such exquisite taste.

[Gobi]

Tiff looks like she lost weight. Hitting the meth?

[OoogleEyes]

This woman is bad mouthing Tiffany without even having met her? How Christian of her!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did Tiffany just say she wanted to get something off her chest? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kevin raced back from the diorama to gaslight Tiffany and her diamond chest tattoo.

He was busy polishing his boomerang.

[Keywestclubkid]

I don't know why this woman thinks she has a moral high horse with her son cheating on her LOL

[Empress1]

… I actually kind of feel bad for Daonte. 

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sorry Tiffany, but its his house. He can festoon the walls with women's underwear if he fucking wants. 

Yes. It’s also rude as hell for her to roll up in there without speaking to anybody, as his mother is (awesomely) pointing out.

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did Tiffany just say she wanted to get something off her chest? 

Yes. Yes she did. I love this show.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

 I guess that eyebrows like that are so common on this show, it doesn't even faze us anymore

Kristianna broke me. After that I just ask that people's brows match each other.

[WaltersHair]

I'm so bored that I'm looking at how perfect the stitching is on the couch.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

 I love that he has two..two leather recliner sofas. Such exquisite taste.

Right? Its like a spread in Architectural Digest. 

Mama Kevin thinks her son is on "The Bachelor", I guess. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kevin’s mother is looking out for his best interests. She still hasn’t found them.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I've never seen Kevin look happy but I think that's because he cannot move his face that way. 

I still say Kevin wears the panties when it's too warm for fur pelts. 

[Empress1]

It is thrilling me that Kevin’s mom hates Tiffany straight to her face. She’s like “you ain’t shit and the other one is crazy but at least she loves him.” HA!

[candall]

I'd kind of like to see the size of Lindsey's makeup pouch.

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Are we STILL talking about those damn panties??  This is the third (fourth?) week for teeth-gnashing over what Kevin calls "those draws."

[Gobi]

Even the commercials have axe throwing now?!

[candall]

11 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

and he promised me the moon and the stars, and I'm gonna get those things from him too.

He owes me.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kevin’s mother is looking out for his best interests. She still hasn’t found them.

and she thinks Kayla is a good choice because she loves him? has she blocked out every interaction she has probably had with her to know that she loves him? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

What a day I’ve had. I was approved to adopt a dog I am interested in and now I have to make a decision. My boring, easy, predictable life hangs in the balance.