Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[candall]

Well, Chazz, we all know what you're NOT gonna do.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Jordans. Sneakers. My brother likes them too.

Ahh, that makes sense. I couldn't figure it out.

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

he is 56 and I get he doesn't want to be alone but this is just sad that he KNOWS this woman doesn't want him .... and he still seemed to want to hold on 

I think you nailed it, and it really is sad. 

[Keywestclubkid]

lol not her still sitting on the toilet panties down.... 

[Maybeitsme]

That was pretty brutal 

So as Chazz realized it was over and offered to just take her home she was like yes Let's go

Like, my job is done

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chazz you are going to go home and get an annulment.  Then you are going to try to find people who have never seen this show and have no idea what a fool you made of yourself. 

[pinky33]

14 minutes ago, Gobi said:

She should be doing makeup at a mortuary.

Only if it’s a closed casket. 

[Gobi]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Chazz you are going to go home and get an annulment.  Then you are going to try to find people who have never seen this show and have no idea what a fool you made of yourself. 

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When he thinks of all the groupies he could have had.....

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Does Puppy not realize you don't have to stay on the toilet while waiting on the pregnancy test?  She already showed the good china to the film crew.  No need to be shy now. 

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Chazz you are going to go home and get an annulment.  Then you are going to try to find people who have never seen this show and have no idea what a fool you made of yourself. 

Aren’t there apps specifically for people over 55? He’s not a bad guy. Branwin is 100% not for him, but he could probably find a nice woman his age with grown kids who works a regular job and isn’t incarcerated.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Let's hope Chazz doesn't pull a Daonte and keep chasing Branwin.  She couldn't make it clearer that she can't stand him.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

That was pretty brutal 

So as Chazz realized it was over and offered to just take her home she was like yes Let's go

Like, my job is done

She took off out of the car like the hounds of hell were after her. "Just a few more seconds, less than ten seconds, then I am OUT. I am FREE to go back to my tawdry trashy stripper friends, none of whom would leave the bosom of our sacred sisterhood for some guy, of course not" 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t understand how I am missing Kevin’s appeal, although I bet he knows how to barbecue.

[Ladystardust]

Cooking up those mastodon steaks.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Aren’t there apps specifically for people over 55? He’s not a bad guy. Branwin is 100% not for him, but he could probably find a nice woman his age with grown kids who works a regular job and isn’t incarcerated.

He's got his own issues. Wife #4 was a drug addict who died under "suspicious circumstance". He doesn't want a "normal" person. He's got a savior complex. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

So many questions - why does Kevin have a trampoline?  Where did he find furniture from the early 90s?  How is his mother so homosapien looking? 

[candall]

Mom is ixnay on the threesome.  "Let's say grace, everyone."

[JenE4]

Four steaks... I wonder whether Kayla or Tiffany will show up for dinner? Well, no worries, they're used to sharing Kevin's meat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kevin’s mother must be so proud.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I don’t understand how I am missing Kevin’s appeal, although I bet he knows how to barbecue.

And his house is nice. That’s it.

[Gobi]

Yeah, this is a conversation you want to have with your mother and your son.

[Pepper Mostly]

Pearls of theological wisdom from Mama Kevin. 

[Keywestclubkid]

lets prey before we keep talking about you doing some 3somes ROFL

[goofygirl]

Cro-Magnon Kevin seems to have a normal Mom.  Unfortunately, she might be a TAD too hyped up on the Church thing  but she's singing KAYLA'S song!!!

Great idea Kevin!  MOVE....

Poor pup...  She's gonna have puppies of her own.  At least 1!!  Again, Amber is making so much sense!!  AWESOME!

Edited August 27, 2022 by goofygirl

[Ladystardust]

I forget - who is the kid? His son? Brother?

[Keywestclubkid]

the way THEY act?? ROFL dude 

[Empress1]

Stop telling your mom about your threesomes!

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I forget - who is the kid? His son? Brother?

I think son.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Stay ace, stay crispy, stay elegant.  Thanks for the caveman advice! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy doesn’t want to be pregnant. She likes drinking and drugs too much to give that up.

[Gobi]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

I forget - who is the kid? His son? Brother?

His son.

[Pepper Mostly]

I can't take the suspense! WHO IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR??

I'd die laughing if it was Destinee. 

[Keywestclubkid]

well then you shouldn't have let him f you without protection 

[JenE4]

Oh, god. Mom's an "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve" bigot. Somehow raising this cheating doofus was just fine, though.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Stay ace, stay crispy, stay elegant.  Thanks for the caveman advice! 

What does this even MEAN? 

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Stay ace, stay crispy, stay elegant.  Thanks for the caveman advice! 

Yes that was so classy

[candall]

Excuse me?  Kevin grilled steaks and they're all perched on occasional chairs in the living room with plates on their laps?

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Sometimes this show really drops an obvious stitch.

[Empress1]

Get off the toilet, goddamn.

[Keywestclubkid]

puppy wipe pull up your panties wash your hands come on now 

[Ladystardust]

I love people that are shocked they're pregnant while having unprotected sex because they "haven't gotten pregnant yet". Some solid science behind that one.

Edited August 27, 2022 by Ladystardust
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[Empress1]

Is she still bare-assed on the toilet?!

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

What does this even MEAN? 

It's a t-shirt from a barbershop.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Amber is saying the right things, just a little late for Puppy.

[Pepper Mostly]

I feel that I have seen EXTREME CLOSEUPS of way too many peed-on pregnancy tests in my reality TV watching life.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

lets prey before we keep talking about you doing some 3somes ROFL

Best typo of the evening with "prey".  

Dear Jesus, please give my son stamina to sex up multiple women at the same time.  Please let him avoid the clap and unwanted pregnancies while having multiple orgasms. 

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

puppy wipe pull up your panties wash your hands come on now 

I promise sitting there will not alter the results 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Maybeitsme said:

I promise sitting there will not alter the results 

she literally just peed on a stick and she keeps touching her face im just like screaming inside unclean unclean ... 

[SemiCharmedLife]

What mother in the entire universe would advocate for Kayla as a daughter-in-law?  Girl is crazy!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Puppy, you are three weeks late. You knew you were pregnant. Pull your pants up and get the hell out of the bathroom.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Get off the toilet, goddamn.

Poor Puppy. She's so comically inept and helpless she can't cope with two things at once. She's just going to sit there until she comes to grips with that little blue plus sign. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

puppy wipe pull up your panties wash your hands come on now 

Maybe she thinks she's going to have that litter right now.