Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Ooh, Raygun has a secret: "These aren't my real teeth."

I wonder if she fashioned them from Jolly Ranchers. I hear they have a lot of uses. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Harry should have stuck with edibles.... he can snack on one and no one would be the wiser.

 

Yeah, but he won't look like the badass he thinks he is if he's just eating gummies.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

She looks very Faces of Meth.

Like about 18th in the sequence...

[Keywestclubkid]

and you would be correct you are competing and are loosing ... stop this .. let it go .... its sad 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those roses predate Pin It or whatever the fuck it’s called, but it’s something that would have been popular on there.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s startling, isn’t it? 

It is! Even though medical marijuana has been legal in PA for six years...I finally got my card. I *still* felt nervous getting it. How silly. 

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I'll bet he did.

Heehehheeee!!!!!!

[Keywestclubkid]

Romanticize me LOL OMG 

[Pepper Mostly]

Rick KNOWS Raydean doesn't love him. He MUST. 

Oh, the milk crates really add to the ambiance.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Oh, Raydean, aint nobody gonna notice if you are tan or not...

[Keywestclubkid]

is this someones random backyard they are using? like who's house is this? 

[Floatingbison]

Okay, I have to admit they have a nice little backyard set up there.

 

[Empress1]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Romanticize me LOL OMG 

Slam dunk with a home run. LORD, get some education.

[Gobi]

"Nobody ever romanticized me before. Or conceptualized me before either, for that matter."

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

is this someones random backyard they are using? like who's house is this? 

He said it's his friend's house, I think.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Romanticize me LOL OMG 

They should conversate about that. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Okay, I have to admit they have a nice little backyard set up there.

 

I’d hang out there. That pool looks nice.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those chocolate covered strawberries are a cliche.

[candall]

I want Kay to get early parole and reveal she's had a permanent squeeze on the outside all along and was just using Raydean for prison sex.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

"Nobody ever romanticized me before. Or conceptualized me before either, for that matter."

"Or prioritized me. Or optimized me". 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I wonder if she fashioned them from Jolly Ranchers. I hear they have a lot of uses. 

I just bought a huge bag of them through Boxed, so I got plenty 

[Floatingbison]

That pool and hottub wasn't cheap... I have a water feature with a waterfall and it was crazy expensive for something I can't even swim in .

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rick takes his schlong out for display in 3.....2......1

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rick takes his schlong out for display in 3.....2......1

HE BETTER FUCKING NOT

[Doublemint]

Kay's number 1, numero uno, Rick?   1020 or thereabout.

[Keywestclubkid]

she stayed up all night scrubbing that stove 

[Gobi]

I hope Martel left the halfway house spotless.

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm giggling helplessly. Rick is eating rose petals and sucking Raydean's toes and she's all "ew, you're so weeeeeird!". And I am DYING.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kaylah is going to surprise Martell with the $300 cleaning package.

[SemiCharmedLife]

I have a feeling the only sex Martel and Kaylah ever have is "make up sex."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kaylah isn’t living up to Martell’s high standards.

[Keywestclubkid]

you oversleep and don't clean or do laundry GIRL didn't you guys have a whole fight about this already 

[Empress1]

They look miserable.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

8 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I've decided that Raydean is pulling a Nicole. She's trying to tough it out to get new teeth from Rick before she leaves him in the dust for her prison girl. Poor Nicole didn't pull it off and never got her boobs from Daonte. 

Nicolle Jr. got the boob job that Nicolle wanted.

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Or prioritized me. Or optimized me". 

Or memorialized. Or simonized.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kaylah is going to surprise Martell with the $300 cleaning package.

And he sighs "where are my rose petals and chocolate covered strawberries?"

Of course Martel is mad that she was late. Wonder if he'll give the car the once over to ensure that its clean enough for him to ride in. 

HE WANTS TO GO TO A STRIP CLUB. Of course he does. 

[Gobi]

Another ex-con driving? Wasn't he in prison for 13 years?

[OoogleEyes]

A strip club and a model?

[Keywestclubkid]

I wanna go to a strip club ..... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

You waited THIRTEEN FUCKING YEARS for this, you idiot.

[Empress1]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

A strip club and a model?

I think he said “bottle.”

[Gobi]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Nicolle Jr. got the boob job that Nicolle wanted.

Or memorialized. Or simonized.

Sodomized, yes.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Kaylah, its your fucking car. Leave. 

SHE'S LEAVING! I am shrieking with glee.

[Empress1]

I just cackled at Kayla peeling out of the parking lot.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And he sighs "where are my rose petals and chocolate covered strawberries?"

Of course Martel is mad that she was late. Wonder if he'll give the car the once over to ensure that its clean enough for him to ride in. 

HE WANTS TO GO TO A STRIP CLUB. Of course he does. 

In Martell’s defense, they do have the best shrimp al fresco in town.

[candall]

And Kaylah PEELS OUT!    You go, grrrrrrl.

Many, many, many more people on this show need to duplicate that behavior.

 

Edited April 23, 2022 by candall

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Or prioritized me. Or optimized me". 

Or calibrate, according to this commercial 

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm really just agog. What does Kayla see in this lummox? 

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

In Martell’s defense, they do have the best shrimp al fresco in town.

My husband is going to Vegas for work this weekend and I told him to make sure he goes to the strip club for the best fettucine alfredo and he was so confused.

[Doublemint]

Girl needs an alarm clock.  She's an hour late and wants to do what she wants to do.  This doesn't work with Martel.   He needs a haircut, now, because he has big plans for tonight.

Such a happy couple.   Nothing but rainbows since he's out.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Now if only Kaylah will be smart enough to go home, pack her stuff, and head back home.  She waited 13 years for Martel. 13 years for Martel.  Let that sink in.