Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Have a fab weekend, my friends. Have some fun. Be safe, stay strong and live your best life.

[Floatingbison]

7 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Call me crazy, but kids jump on couches. 

kids and Tom Cruise

[PrincessPurrsALot]

That's a wrap for tonight, bunkies.  My PO is calling.  Then I need to head to the stripclub for some shrimp alfredo.  Along the way I'll check for romantic cemeteries we can have sex in. 

[candall]

3 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"My love for Lacey is, you know, genuine. Plus I need a place to live"

Hobosexual.

[LEILANI2]

7 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I bet Chazz did wife number four in. That story is fishy.

OMG I thought the same thing. Who says 'she was caught up in that opiod trend' to explain if a spouse really died of drug addiction.

I also thought Chazz and his cats would be happier with a husband.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey bunkies! I have a fresh batch of chicken balls and a burner phone! Who's ready for some natural selection? 

[Gobi]

I've got my shrimp Alfredo takeout from the strip club and I'm ready to snark! It comes with garter bread, which I hope is a typo for garlic bread.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hey, Li'l Shrimps!  I'm here with my aggressive attitude to straighten y'all out.  (Sorry, I think Chance is rubbing off on me. 😉)

[WaltersHair]

Chance thinks he's the man of the house after being out of the big house for 2 minutes

[Pepper Mostly]

Chance wants his turn to be guard. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I adjusted my weave and I’m ready to rock ‘n’ roll.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mother Antoine slurring "my's son's a fucken SAVAGE" will never get old. I giggle helplessly every time its shown. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Kevin doesn't even bother to drop his cigarette while knocking Kurtis flat.

[Floatingbison]

First date = release date! It's the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Mother Antoine slurring "my's son's a fucken SAVAGE" will never get old. I giggle helplessly every time its shown. 

It's Darcy-cigarette-with-dangling-ash level! 😂

[WaltersHair]

Oh this man of the garage band. Just no.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder how many husbands Branwin has killed  in er past.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Kevin doesn't even bother to drop his cigarette while knocking Kurtis flat.

"The smaller male asserts his dominance and challenges the larger male for leadership of the herd" David Attenborough, probably.

[Gobi]

"We've been dating for two years. I met her once in real life." SMH!

[Floatingbison]

Mrs. Floatingbison just said "fifth marriage?  DId I hear that right?"

[Pepper Mostly]

"We didn't even get to kiss"--Chazz

Oh Chazz. No WAY that wasn't by design.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"The smaller male asserts his dominance and challenges the larger male for leadership of the herd" David Attenborough, probably.

Reminds me of an Olive and Mabel video.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Matching sweats??  The height of wedding fashion!

 

Then, add in a lacy veil and voila!

[Pepper Mostly]

He bought her Uggs, and an iPhone. And some fake rose petals. Swoon.

[Auntie Anxiety]

For someone who’s been married four times already, Chazz comes off as so naïve.

[Doublemint]

Cruising around the prison in beat up car  - looking for my soulmate who's getting released today.   Not sure how this goes - need to check in here first!

[kacesq]

Yay! Haven’t been able to live chat this awesome show in a few weeks and it is not the same watching alone. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, sure, Chazz. Roid Boy Aaron just wants to make amends. 

Is Chazz just stupid and naive or is he a serial killer? Discuss. 

[Gobi]

She's letting him drive again?! What the actual fuck!?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Harry is meeting his other spiritual wife in the back room while Indie is hanging onto the wall.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

For someone who’s been married four times already, Chazz comes off as so naïve.

Understatement of the decade!

[Pepper Mostly]

I bet they're going to the ax throwing bar. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Gobi said:

She's letting him drive again?! What the actual fuck!?

He’s her man!

I’m growing annoyed by the heavy contouring and Pebbles Flintstone hair. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, sure, Chazz. Roid Boy Aaron just wants to make amends. 

Is Chazz just stupid and naive or is he a serial killer? Discuss. 

Yes.

[WaltersHair]

Can you get a new license if you got a ticket for not having one?

[kacesq]

So these two idiots each have a kid and Indy wants more. Yes because you’re stable.

[Pepper Mostly]

"This was fun" says Indie, without conviction. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

No words! Those two idiots are going to end up having a kid together.

[Maybeitsme]

How does Harry not have more babies?

[Floatingbison]

Pull out method..yeah...that works.....smh

[Doublemint]

Where do they get the money for this adventure/climb?   No one is working.   Now, he's texting with the dreaded heart emojis - Go home Indie.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

How does Harry not have more babies?

I'm guessing he has more he doesn't acknowledge or possibly know about.

[kacesq]

Ah romance these days....eggplant emojis. I’m so sad we didn’t have this gallantry when I was younger.

Harry is super smug for a felon loser. Who is on a fucking reality show but doesn’t want to answer questions.

[WaltersHair]

I used to work in a place where the pull out was entirely unsuccessful at a high rate, doofus. They have the internet now!

Wait, is he Catholic? that may be why.

ETA, not disparaging Catholics but about 100 years ago when I was young, that was all the talk.

Edited April 9, 2022 by WaltersHair

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

How does Harry not have more babies?

I'm sure he does, and we'll get to meet them later on in the season. 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, I missed the whole thing. Is Harry dating another woman and Indie knows and is still sticking around? How could Poppy Daddy do that to her and Koko?

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Pull out method..yeah...that works.....smh

I screamed out loud at that comment!  (Hopefully the neighbors aren't worried- but they should be used to Friday evening shrieks by now!).   Who would believe that Harry didn't pay attention in Sex Ed class???

[Floatingbison]

Mama June, is so reprehensible.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Mama June, is so reprehensible.  

That they put this trashy piece of shit on TV boggles my mind.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raydean is brushing her tooth.