S26.E08: Week 8

[Emma Snyder]

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The Bachelor visits the hometowns of his final four women to meet their families and immerse himself in each of the ladies' lives.

Airs Monday, February 28, at 8:00PM EST.

[Lamb18]

Hello friends! Who will have the weirdest family???

[DEL901]

Just now, Lamb18 said:

Hello friends! Who will have the weirdest family???

I wish we could have met Shanae’s family. 

[JenE4]

Wow. We’re in the top 4, and somehow I still didn’t know this woman’s name was Susie. 

[Lamb18]

Susie is cooler than I thought. She can slam Colton on that mat if he disses her.

[EllenB]

I'm already tired of hearing what's-her-name say Clay!-un.

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Wow. We’re in the top 4, and somehow I still didn’t know this woman’s name was Susie. 

All that time was wasted on the drah-ma bitches. I have no idea who's left.

[Lamb18]

This isn't a special love jujitsu by any chance? They cut it off too soon!

[JenE4]

Shrimping! Susie just pulled a little move that I can only assume is called The Thighmaster.

[DEL901]

Clearly Clayton didn’t perform well at the dojo.  

And while it is clearly too cold during Suzy’s date, is it just me or has Clayton remained covered up a lot more than other Bachelors. 

[tennisgurl]

The family that grills shrimp for dinner automatically wins.

[JenE4]

Wait, I zoned out for a minute there. I thought Susie was saying her dad died—but now Colton, um, Clayton is going to meet him. So her dad was sick…but he’s fine now?? Okay. Weird flex for a sob story. (No disrespect if it was something serious; I wasn’t paying attention.)

[EllenB]

Run from those Daddy issues, Clay!-un! It's impor!-unt to escape!

[tennisgurl]

As happy as I am that she’s gone, I am truly curious about what kind of family helped to create Shanae. 

[Lamb18]

Susie is really nice. I hope she "loses".

[JenE4]

This is hilarious hearing Clayton saying falling in love is sacred and he can’t fall in love with four women at one time…when we know he falls in love with three women at one time. That’s a whole other ball game!

[JenE4]

Everybody knows that Gabby is the funniest person alive? Nobody knows that Gabby is the funniest person alive. Have we ever heard Gabby say anything funny? The chugging champagne when Shanaenae left is the only thing I ever recall about her that made me chuckle.

[nlkm9]

Gabby is so irritating with the breathy baby voice and her obvious desperation. It is painful to watch her. I said on her first date she was a loon! Desperation is not a good look. Her and Rachel both exclude it.

[dizzyd]

Gabby’s HT so far is like every other regular show date. 

[Lamb18]

I like how Gabby's grandpa laughs.

Edited March 1, 2022 by Lamb18

[JenE4]

“She’s always been a dingbat.” Bwhahaha! Sterling endorsement from grandpa!

 

[tennisgurl]

Gabby’s grandpa seems like a fun old guy. “She’s always been a dingbat!”

Edited March 1, 2022 by tennisgurl

[EllenB]

Grandpa is cool. Really cool.

[TheMediumBopper]

Can we have Gramps on a senior edition of The Bachelor? Please?

[Lamb18]

Grandpa Gabby can be the Bachelor, senior citizen version.

[Suzysite]

I kept wondering why Dad couldn't at least do a video call

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, TheMediumBopper said:

Can we have Gramps on a senior edition of The Bachelor? Please?

Yes!! They totally just set up his sentimental love journey with losing his wife! We found our Senior Bachelor—after trying to cast for it more than 2 years ago.

[JenE4]

What’s with the Love Actually remake? You can talk. She can hear you!

[Lamb18]

This is weird. Why can't he just talk to her instead of using posters? He could call her if he's not close enough for him to hear each other.

Actually I thought it would be her mother trying to horn in. Isn't Gabby the one who had a mother that didn't like her?

[dizzyd]

Gabby sounds like she’s high and I don’t mean Colorado, well maybe that’s exactly what I meant.

[FlyingEgret]

And did one of the cards assume Clayton was standing next to her? Did he miss his cue?

[Amy Beth]

The falling in love declaration kinda loses its oomph with 6 “likes” thrown into it. “I’m so, like, falling in, like, love”

[nlkm9]

Just now, dizzyd said:

Gabby sounds like she’s high and I don’t mean Colorado, well maybe that’s exactly what I meant.

Her slurred baby talk is driving me crazy !

[DEL901]

Of course Clayton is smiling because she said she’s falling in love.  Abby is another notch.  

[nlkm9]

Ok do you think these women are told to do that nauseating bachelor handshake?

[dizzyd]

I want to do that course!

[tennisgurl]

Yes, we all saw Love, Actually too guys. Just talk to her across the street like a normal person! 

[JenE4]

Jeez, that bachelor handshake was like a vault onto a gymnastics horse. The huge leg spilt launching at him was unreal. Gold medal worthy Bachelor handshake right there. Wow.

[DEL901]

That date looks like fun.  Clayton isn’t much of a risk taker.  Usually it is the guy showing off for the woman, but first it was martial arts and now heights/bungy.

And now he is giving her advice?

[EllenB]

Did Clay!-un's hair get worse looking?

[DEL901]

I’m falling in love # 3.   Now, will Clayton go 4 for 4?

[dizzyd]

Damn, Roland is hot!

[Amy Beth]

Just now, dizzyd said:

Damn, Roland is hot!

Next Bachelor 

[MBJ]

Are the producers giving Clayton a $25,000 bonus every time a woman says "I'm falling in love with you" to him?

He's making it soooooooo obvious that that's all he cares about.

Really obvious when a woman says that to you and you hoot and you holler and pump your fist and act like your collection is growing and of course never say it back.

He's so simple.

Serene:  He was so happy when I told him that I'm falling for him.
Mother:  (Uh....... Duh........)

Edited March 1, 2022 by Ms Blue Jay

[DEL901]

Serene also thinks Clayton being so happy when she declared she’s falling in love and doesn’t understand he’s thrilled with the personal validation.  It isn’t a confirmation of his feelings.  

[Lamb18]

Goodie, a big brother talk!! And he asks the unanswerable question. Clayton sounds a little smug, like he's talking about someone who's a finalist for a job opening.

[tennisgurl]

Hellooooo Roland! Next season’s Bachelor anyone? 

[Lamb18]

10 minutes ago, EllenB said:

Did Clay!-un's hair get worse looking?

Yes.

[DEL901]

Clayton got an actual I love you.  He is thrilled with his personal score card tally. 

[EllenB]

1 minute ago, Lamb18 said:

Yes.

Poodle bangs are so I Love Lucy.

[dizzyd]

Clayton seems the same with all of them. The elimination is probably going to be whatever the producers tell him. This season just seems to be going through the motions but at least we got to see Roland.