Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[candall]

Just now, kacesq said:

Why do some prisoners seem to have free access to cell phones and others still do the “prepaid call from an inmate.”

nonetheless I’m thrilled these felons have phones so their prison wives can strip for them during video calls…

You cannot convince me that each and every cell phone we see isn't festooned with tiny flecks of lube.

 

[kacesq]

Oh someone likes her photo filters…

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And not for nothing, but that club wasn't exactly heaving with people. Isn't she supposed to be performing? Why throw out fully half the audience? 

AND put it on TV for our savage amusement. They're performing a public service. 

Can you imagine working in a prison and finding out one of your inmates was on this show? I would die - and share EVERYTHING with all my coworkers. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jake is more on her level. What level is that? Oy vey iz mir.

[Pepper Mostly]

The actress. Oy. So charismatic. 

[OoogleEyes]

Oh my lawdy. "I love attention!" 

Her "level" is an inmate 

[SemiCharmedLife]

No one is on her level...until she met an inmate.  Well, at least we now know her level! 😂

Jake is the only guy that will put up with her horrible acting.  

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She giggled through her audition.  Yeah . . . she was . . . um . . . great. Sure.

[Ladystardust]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh someone likes her photo filters…

She looks like a completely different person.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jake's in jail for at least five more years. 

"Studying for a role". Sweet tap-dancing Jesus.

[SemiCharmedLife]

So, an inmate is an upgrade in her relationship decision-making???  k...

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Oh my lawdy. "I love attention!" 

Her "level" is an inmate 

Aim high, Savannah.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

No one is on her level...until she met an inmate.  Well, at least we now know her level! 😂

If she didn’t have low levels, she’d have no levels at all.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I kind of love those boots.  I may need an intervention. 

I did like the boots

[Auntie Anxiety]

My ears are bleeding from her massacre of the English language.

[Pepper Mostly]

Better watch out Jake, she might cheat on you. I'm sure you're shaking in your prison issue slides. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

OMG!!! That's a new one.. She is desperate to marry so she will eventually have a 50th anniversary!  Sure, Jan...

[Empress1]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

She looks like a completely different person.

Her friend is much prettier. Gorgeous hair, nice skin.

[Ladystardust]

This kid went to prison at NINETEEN. He is going to go wild and make up for lost time when he gets out. He is not going to settle down, dear.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I guess I didn’t hear that part. An aspiring rapper, I presume?

Yes, she is.  She did a little impromptu rap during her talking head last week.  It was terrible. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Jake is making bad decisions all over the place...girlie is just one of them.  

[kacesq]

This guy is only 44?!?!

[Empress1]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

This kid went to prison at NINETEEN. He is going to go wild and make up for lost time when he gets out. He is not going to settle down, dear.

And he has no adult real world life experience. He’s not the guy you marry.

[SemiCharmedLife]

When the director compliments that Spirit of Halloween dress rather than any 
"acting" she did, you know she stinks.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

This kid went to prison at NINETEEN. He is going to go wild and make up for lost time when he gets out. He is not going to settle down, dear.

And probably be back inside within a year. 

[WaltersHair]

If he's 44 and they plan on having children, he'll be mid 50's when they graduate high school. Ouch.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, kacesq said:

This guy is only 44?!?!

Not in human years.    

[Auntie Anxiety]

It’s pretty bad when your incarcerated soulmate breaks up with YOU!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jake's in jail for at least five more years. 

"Studying for a role". Sweet tap-dancing Jesus.

Sweet rap-dancing Jesus with this crew

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lying by omission is lying.

[SemiCharmedLife]

This season these inmates seem to have the upper hand.  Pretty crazy!

[candall]

Missed her name, but that desperate, pathetic, less than zero self-esteem redhead makes me SAAAAAD.

[JenE4]

I cackled when he punted that laundry basket!

ETA: And he keeps kicking them! I hope it wasn’t washed yet.

Edited August 5, 2023 by JenE4

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, JenE4 said:

I cackled when he punted that laundry basket!

You are not alone. I believe I emitted a small scream.

[Ladystardust]

Oooo look at this badass with the edgy '90s tribal tattoo kicking laundry. So scary!

[WaltersHair]

TWO baskets down

[Empress1]

She is mad as FUCK.

[SemiCharmedLife]

"Clear my mind," while leaving the kids on their own. Yeah, sounds like my childhood.  Damn, maybe that's why I'm trying to find an inmate soulmate.  Aha moment right here.  

[Ladystardust]

I am dying at Andy vs Laundry.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Andy took a page out of Whatshername’s book and threw stuff around, totally unaware that he’s the one who will cleaning it up. Schmuck.

[Gobi]

Just now, Empress1 said:

She is mad as FUCK.

The course of incarcerated love never runs smooth.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

Oooo look at this badass with the edgy '90s tribal tattoo kicking laundry. So scary!

Next scene: Andy picking up laundry.  Such a badass! 

[Empress1]

You cannot leave your minor children unattended for days!

Is that clean laundry he’s punting?

[candall]

There's not really much grist for the conflict mill on Love During Lockup except phone angst.

[WaltersHair]

Andy will be making regular runs to the Dollar General to replace the poor laundry basket if he does this every argument. Maybe have a few on reserve just in case.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I am dying at Andy vs Laundry.

I'm thinking..damn, I hope that wasn't clean laundry 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sitting here wondering if he’s going to need to rewash all that laundry now that it’s covered in dirt.

Edited August 5, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

The course of incarcerated love never runs smooth.

Wow, that's deep. Are you a Shakepearean actor? Are you studying for a role? 

[WaltersHair]

I love that we're all more worried about the cleanliness of the laundry than what Andy is talking about.

[SemiCharmedLife]

You all are on fire tonight!!!  I can't even keep up!  😂