Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Gobi said:

She sent him $15K!? 

Is it possible to fake that you're in prison? Asking for a friend.

She gave a prisoner $15K and probably walks right by homeless people panhandling on the streets.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I need a psychic to tell me if I’m making the right choice, should I have chocolate or vanilla ice cream tonight?

[Pepper Mostly]

She's calling her psychic from the back of the UHaul in the parking lot of the Roach Motel somewhere in flyover country. Who among us has not been in that situation?

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

She gave a prisoner $15K and probably walks right by homeless people panhandling on the streets.

While sneering "get arrested, deadbeat!"

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I need a psychic to tell me if I’m making the right choice, should I have chocolate or vanilla ice cream tonight?

My spirit guides are telling me that you should have a generous scoop of each.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I need a psychic to tell me if I’m making the right choice, should I have chocolate or vanilla ice cream tonight?

You are on a rocky road, choose wisely.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Tai, you are on a TV show WITH Hottie. That’s how he’s going to find out. Hottie’s explanation is hilarious! We are just friends. Sure I slept with her 4 years ago, but I had to for her stimulus check! How the heck did he post a video on Facebook?! I guess it looks like he was on the little visitation phone and he had a friend record it and post it to prove to Tai he’s not with Boston and Tai’s his bitch. But…phone calls don’t go both ways there. If he’s talking to Boston, it’s because HE’s calling HER.

You know, I think I'm at least as smart as Natalie,  but I don't know WTF is going on

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mad Max is really boooooorrrrrriiiiiinnnnnngggggg.

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mad Max is really boooooorrrrrriiiiiinnnnnngggggg.

I dislike him the most.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mad Max is really boooooorrrrrriiiiiinnnnnngggggg.

But he's a roid warrior!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Are dark socks, shorts and sandals a thing? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Same old boring life. Making porn for Only Fans with my super hot roommate, shooting myself up with steroids, trawling inmate websites.....

[SemiCharmedLife]

Good Lord!!  Another prisoner??  Yeah, because the last one worked out so well...

[hookedontv]

Is Max wearing crocs and black socks? And shorts? 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

If Indie's ancestors are looking out for her like she said early in the episode, they clearly hate her.  Just sayin'.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh that's right, Max. She's surely innocent. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Is Max wearing crocs and black socks? And shorts? 

What an asshole 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Is Max wearing crocs and black socks? And shorts? 

So sexy!

 

[Pepper Mostly]

She's a former Playboy model! And Hustler! And a former stripper! I bet she was going to medical school and has a Pulitzer Prize too. 

[JenE4]

Ooh! A high-profile case! You may have seen me on Dateline…and now I’m online for a date!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh that's right, Max. She's surely innocent. 

Aren’t they all?

[candall]

They're having a tough time developing Max's storyline since, you know, his prison counterpart has scarpered.  But he's a porn guy [looks up at tv] with calf implants and they just can't bring themselves to cut him loose entirely.

 

GET ME CASTING!  Stat!

[Gobi]

Hendrix lost his blue hair pretty quick.

[Pepper Mostly]

Haley seems very sweet but she is dumb as a rock. 

[OoogleEyes]

This whole group is just making me sad. They are so pathetic!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Hendrix lost his blue hair pretty quick.

It was probably the kind that washes right out. My son's best pal used to do that when he was a kid. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

That s'mores thingy is cool!  I would love to go there!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sorry, Dalton. I’m having s’mores with my mom and son, but I we can do that on our next date.

[Floatingbison]

 I just get a bad vibe from Max. I'm not sure what his angle is, other than to be on TV, Jesse and Tom style.

[LEILANI2]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She's a former Playboy model! And Hustler! And a former stripper! I bet she was going to medical school and has a Pulitzer Prize too. 

Leida?

[Empress1]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

 I just get a bad vibe from Max. I'm not sure what his angle is, other than to be on TV, Jesse and Tom style.

He seems like a total creep.

[Gobi]

🎵Break on through to the Dalton side!🎶

[LEILANI2]

Dalton acts like how Jesse would act if he was in prison.

[OoogleEyes]

He is 100% an abuser. No doubt. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

So the inmate is complaining that his girlfriend's friends are bad influences. It must be nice to have no self awareness.

[Pepper Mostly]

"As long as we truly have each other's backs, we can work through anything"

Five seconds later: 

"I cannot believe you! I can't trust you!"

Incarcerated guy thinks that his free as a bird gf's friend is a "bad influence". Um. 

Edited January 29, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[LEILANI2]

The mom's tattoos are distracting and she looks like a TV villain.

[JenE4]

Yikes! She had a glass of wine with a girl from work—on camera. She didn’t go fuck some dude. Go sleep with his estranged dad, Haley! That’ll teach him.

[Floatingbison]

Open flames and idiots....what could possibly go wrong?

[Gobi]

Is there a glimpse of reality dawning in Haley?

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Leida?

“PUT IT IN PROPER!!”

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Is there a glimpse of reality dawning in Haley?

Maybe it was her predetermined story arc? If Sharp actually gave a shit about story arcs, I mean.

[Floatingbison]

Leida and Budweiser Eric..... memories....misty water colored memories . . . . .

[LEILANI2]

Whoever Tai's employer is needs to fire her ass after seeing her on this show.  There is no way in hell anyone would want this crazy bitch touching thier dead friends and family members.

[candall]

The count so far: 

"Soulmates"--4

"____ and I's"--2

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Is there a glimpse of reality dawning in Haley?

I am hoping with all my cold, black heart that this is the case. Haley is dumber than a box of hair but she seems to be a sweet, kind hearted person. I devoutly hope she escapes this abusive prick. 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Yikes! She had a glass of wine with a girl from work—on camera. She didn’t go fuck some dude. Go sleep with his estranged dad, Haley! That’ll teach him.

ROTFL  

Second the vote.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Whoever Tai's employer is needs to fire her ass after seeing her on this show.  There is no way in hell anyone would want this crazy bitch touching thier dead friends and family members.

Unless they were fans. "Grandma really enjoyed watching Love After Lockup! She'd love this!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now Tai throws a hissy fit because Not-So-Hottie showed her nude picture to someone? Ummm, okay.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Tai. Sow. Reap. This is why you don't send nudes. 

Edited January 29, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[LEILANI2]

Hottie..Hottie..Hottie... she says his name ALOT.

[candall]

Are you catching this, Salivativa?