90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[FrancescaFiore]

How much do I love it that, after one meeting with Nicole, Scott decided to fabricate getting messaged by his Colombian concubine just so he could get rid of Lidia and her skank daughter? SO! MUCH! Scott is no prize and yet he's still out of Lidia's league. That's gotta smart on the old ego. I couldn't fathom it happening to a skankier person than Lidia. Karma came calling. 

Okay, I know they're just little kids, but I fuckin' HATE Jessica's sons. What a couple of whiny little assaches! I was/am a very picky eater too, but I had to at least TRY something before refusing to eat it. Of course, giving the pickiest, whiniest child a bowl of soup with a chicken head in it is just asking for a meltdown. Had that been me as a child, I would've shrieked and thrown that chicken head as far away from me as I could throw it, so I have to at least give the little guy some props for better decorum than baby-me would've shown. But baby-me wouldn't have been all. "N - O. NO!" over and over, either. In my family, if you didn't like what's being served, you go sit and pout about it quietly and don't get anything else to eat.

Even though we didn't get any April this week, I'm screaming about the previews for next week when she brings her can of disinfectant to Valentin's family home. I mean, not only is this woman outrageously clueless, but how offensive to bring disinfectant to someone's home! So negatively presumptuous and rude. Plus, for all her degrees, this lady was too dumb to even TRY to learn any rudimentary Spanish OR to use her phone as a translation device. The idea of someone THAT idiotic becoming a physician terrifies me to my very core. That is NOT a doctor I would be able to trust with my well-being.

Naked cake sitter lady and her janky relationship with the guy who's cool with her creating fetish content for money because he fucks around on her while burning through her life savings? Boring. She's got a nice figure, but she's an imbecile. There is no universe in which her big Cayman investment isn't going to implode and leave her penniless. And then I bet she won't be anywhere near as appealing to Everly or whatever his name is. Dude is running the long con.

Edited May 30, 2023 by FrancescaFiore

[magemaud]

Since they don't have a Couple's thread, I'll spoiler this news item about Jordan (without her pet caterpillars on her eyes) 

Spoiler

https://starcasm.net/90-day-fiance-jordan-mason-felony-arrest-details-exclusive/

 

[Hotel Snarker]

7 hours ago, magemaud said:

Since they don't have a Couple's thread, I'll spoiler this news item about Jordan (without her pet caterpillars on her eyes) 

  Reveal spoiler

https://starcasm.net/90-day-fiance-jordan-mason-felony-arrest-details-exclusive/

 

Was she on meth at the time?

[Pepper Mostly]

Hola peeps! Another day, another boatload of nincompoops. Let's do this!

[Frozendiva]

And we’re back.

[Hotel Snarker]

Who’s ready for the dumpster 🔥 tonite?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Welcome to Paradise Lost.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

And we’re back.

Its like we never left!

Please. Just take Scott to the airport and out of our lives!

[Auntie Anxiety]

April should take a side trip to Johan’s butcher shop and make sure she brings her cleaning supplies.

[Pepper Mostly]

If someone showed up at my house with a tote bag full of cleaning supplies she would be removed from the premises forthwith. What a fucking nerve. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

If someone showed up at my house with a tote bag full of cleaning supplies she would be removed from the premises forthwith. What a fucking nerve. 

Me? I’d hand them the vacuum and tell them to knock themselves out.

[Pepper Mostly]

I'd die laughing if she showed up in Wellies and a hazmat suit.

[Mr. Miner]

She has a full hazmat suit in the car.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Disculpe. Tengo que tomar mi valium"

[Auntie Anxiety]

April needs to take a chill pill.💊

[Hotel Snarker]

Can’t wait to see her disinfect the food!

[Shelbie]

For a doctor she sure has trouble putting on gloves.

[Frozendiva]

I would be offended at the cleaning stuff unless I asked my guest to bring it.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Your crude peasant mitts are probably impervious to harsh chemicals and heavy metals"

[Frozendiva]

The women have been cooking for years and no one got sick.

[Hotel Snarker]

I can’t imagine how many cans of Lysol she traveled with.

[LEILANI2]

If you're that much of a clean freak, why not stay home.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did April go to the American Samoa School of Medicine? (Go Land Crabs!). Can you imagine having her as your doctor?

[Shelbie]

She must be a barrel of laughs at a potluck sneering at everything.

Edited June 6, 2023 by Shelbie

[Pepper Mostly]

She's so far out of her comfort zone she's in the stratosphere. 

"I love Valentin and I know he's close to his family. It'll be hard to tell him he can never see them again because I'm a fucking mess"

[kacesq]

Lord, April is working my last nerve. She’s so condescending to Valentin’s people…

hello everyone! Missed last night because the hotel I stayed in did not have TLC. How dare they?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder if April puts her suitcase on the bed like Lidia (and everyone else on these shows).

[LEILANI2]

April's wooden delivery and affect is a cross between Chantel and Memphis.

[Hotel Snarker]

The damn plantains are going to be peeled you crazy coot!!

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wonder if April puts her suitcase on the bed like Lidia (and everyone else on these shows).

When I was away this weekend, I thought of my forum pals as I looked for the luggage rack. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

 

hello everyone! Missed last night because the hotel I stayed in did not have TLC. How dare they?

What? My god, what sort of fleabag were you staying in? 

[sainte-chapelle]

I started watching way too late in the season. I don’t know who most of these people are. Anyone likeable? Lol at Lydia getting dumped. Couldn’t happen to a nicer person.

[Frozendiva]

Better to have Scott gone than continue a nothing relationship.

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wonder if April puts her suitcase on the bed like Lidia (and everyone else on these shows).

Speaking of putting suitcases on a bed have you see the commercial with Paris Hilton checking into her room and the bellman place her dozen suitcases on a bed in a connecting room.  So gross.

[Auntie Anxiety]

EScott is one ugly son of a bitch.

[Shelbie]

Lydia’s eyelashes look ridiculous.

[LEILANI2]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I started watching way too late in the season. I don’t know who most of these people are. Anyone likeable? Lol at Lydia getting dumped. Couldn’t happen to a nicer person.

Absoulutely none of them are likeable.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Liz’s reason for coming back into Scott’s life is because production offered her a deal that she couldn’t refuse.

[Pepper Mostly]

Scott. THAT was giving Lidia your best? Sweet Jesus.

Edited June 6, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

hello everyone! Missed last night because the hotel I stayed in did not have TLC. How dare they?

I stopped watching on Sundays. Apparently, from what I’ve heard online, this new cast of characters is unhinged. There’s a widow, there’s a virgin, there’s a catfish…

[Mr. Miner]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

EScott is one ugly son of a bitch.

He looks like a large rat 🐀 

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Your crude peasant mitts are probably impervious to harsh chemicals and heavy metals"

Bleach breaks down into salt and water. Using a small amount keeps cut flowers fresh longer. 

[TMI]

Bulldog Scott....Your old girlfriend is out of money and she remembered that you were a soft touch!'

[LEILANI2]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I stopped watching on Sundays. Apparently, from what I’ve heard online, this new cast of characters is unhinged. There’s a widow, there’s a virgin, there’s a catfish…

It actually is pretty good although tragic for a starter episode.

[SunnyBeBe]

Is the Live Chat the only thread for this show?  

[Hotel Snarker]

That’s why Escott has no dinero.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

He looks like a large rat 🐀 

Yeah, last week he was impersonating a beaver.

[Frozendiva]

Nope. There is a Caribbean Love thread that a few folks use to comment about the show.

[sainte-chapelle]

I wonder if Nicole will take off her shoes again like the urchin she is.

[Mr. Miner]

Here comes the chickenhead daughter.