90 Day Fiance: Love In Paradise Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

“Special kind of love.” HAHAHAHAHA

[Frozendiva]

Do you have more kids with other tourists?

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"You're the guy who was at the party last week"? Really? That's lame. Feed the girl a credible line, Sharp production team. 

And the waitress was a paid actor.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Martine is in for heartbreak I'm afraid.  Steven loves their relationship for the fun carefree aspect,  party time but not full time

Exactly. And if Martine went to him and said "Look, I want something more. I've met a nice doctor and we're getting married next month" he'd sincerely wish her well, give her a hug, thank her for all the fun they'd shared and let her go with his blessing. She's an idiot. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Good night fellow snarkers. Will see some of you on Wed!

[OneGuy]

I had to quickly change the channel.  Thanks for a fun hour.  Have a wonderful week.

[Gobi]

Next week - Daniel has a secret. Color me shocked!

That flew by. The snark was strong.

Till next time.

Edited November 16, 2021 by Gobi

[Auntie Anxiety]

Well, this show lived up to my very low expectations but the snarking is always second to none. Have a good week, everybody. Stay strong, be safe and live your best life.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

And the waitress was a paid actor.

And let me reiterate, as a former bartender and waitress, that when a couple comes in, you NEVER, EVER get flirty with the guy, or even pay extra attention to him. You devote yourself to the woman. She is your pal and your new bestie. Any server worth her rum punch knows that. 

Good night, dear snarkers! See you around the forum. Thanks for the company and the laughs! I love you all. Take care of yourselves and have a great week. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys, this was a very fun first episode of "Don't Marry Your Vacation Dick" "Love in Paradise"! I couldn't have gone through it without you! I will see some of you around the forums! Others I will see next week for more of this shitshow! For now, have a great night! Peace out.

[Bees52]

 

4 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

I had to quickly change the channel.  Thanks for a fun hour.  Have a wonderful week.

Whoo! And I didn't turn fast enough! Cleansing my palate with the Christmas Cookie Challenge. Good night all. Hope you all have a great week!

[GrammyPammy]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 

Does “Kay” stand for Ketamine?

 

Stay tuned…

[Boston]

8 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm here! (I know you're all collapsing with joy). I'm dozy and stupid but I'm game as fuck. Let's do this!

Steel drums and reggae, count on it. 

Crap! I forgot about this show.. well, after 2 glasses of wine I did.. and fell asleep on the couch.  fun times.

[sainte-chapelle]

11 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus Christ he's a sick fuck. Why was he horning in on the toss? 

I was thinking the exact same. Corey too was a restless adventure seeking globe trotter, till Evilyn de-balled him. 

I hate to give Colt any credit but he really had Ed’s number on the tell all. Especially when he talked about him always wanting to be big Ed, wanting the attention, the women and not wanting to give that up for Liz and gaslighting and blaming her for his bad behaviour.

[Pepper Mostly]

9 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I hate to give Colt any credit but he really had Ed’s number on the tell all. Especially when he talked about him always wanting to be big Ed, wanting the attention, the women and not wanting to give that up for Liz and gaslighting and blaming her for his bad behaviour.

Right? Colt knew the score. I agree though, its like "would you rather be shot or stabbed?"

[Shauna]

Why is Directv pulling my leg and saying this episode is new?  It's a repeat.  Still, I had to watch to remind myself of the stupidity of these women. 

[HorrrGoodnight]

Ok so I know this is 'live' chat but I've just come to say that people should realllllly invest in a tongue scraper before they do the Cardi B in a super up close selfie 🚫😝😷

[Hotel Snarker]

On 11/15/2021 at 9:38 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

I wasn’t paying attention did he pay for her rehab?

Yes.

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On 11/15/2021 at 8:44 PM, sainte-chapelle said:

My friend had unprotected sex once with a guy she was dating when she was in her 20s she got herpes poor thing.  Always get them to wrap it.

You can get herpes with a condom.  Groin to groin contact.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hey peeps! Is anyone around? 

I'm suffering through the last few minutes of Family Chantel--good lord these people are INSUFFERABLE.

[candall]

Hi, I'm new.  Is this where the snark magic happens for "Mainland Suckers Visiting Paradise"?

Oh, look, there's Pepper M.  Must be the place!

[OneGuy]

I'm waiting to turn it on until I'm sure the Chantel thing is over.

[Hotel Snarker]

Hello my fellow friends! I'm not feeling very good right now so I hope your snark lifts me up! We are going through this Love in Paradise journey once again! Let's get it on!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have a million things to do, yet here I am. I can’t quit you.

[Gobi]

It’s vacation time! And we know what that means - vacation dick!

Edited November 23, 2021 by Gobi

[Frozendiva]

Howdy everyone!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, candall said:

Hi, I'm new.  Is this where the snark magic happens for "Mainland Suckers Visiting Paradise"?

Oh, look, there's Pepper M.  Must be the place!

(waving) HIIIIIIII! Welcome! Bar's over there. Pull up a chair! Let's do this!

[My Girls]

Another dumbass...

[Hotel Snarker]

Go on vacation, come back pregnant!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I'm waiting to turn it on until I'm sure the Chantel thing is over.

You are wise. 

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Hello my fellow friends! I'm not feeling very good right now so I hope your snark lifts me up! We are going through this Love in Paradise journey once again! Let's get it on!

Hey, friend! We will endeavor to cheer you with snark. I hope you feel better soon. Hugs!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Two minutes in and I’m already yelling, “Stop being so stupid!!!!” 

[OneGuy]

Ah, the "grill him" segment is coming up.

[Hotel Snarker]

That purple suitcase looked empty seeing how easily she hoisted it into the trunk.

[Frozendiva]

Wonder what wine with go with grilled Sherlon?

[OneGuy]

Are these a gaggle of potential vacation fling participants?

[Mr. Miner]

Usually I’d meet Sherlon right away and sit on his wiener.

[Auntie Anxiety]

How many months pregnant is she? Because she looks like she’s ready to pop any day now.

[candall]

Oh, man.  This poor woman just breaks my heart.  She loses a hundred pounds, takes a tropical vacation, packs a dozen brand new swimsuits, and gets knocked up five minutes after the baggage carousel.

 

She was brand new at vacation sex!  She messed up.  With a dude named Sherlon.   

: ***

[Bees52]

Hi there! Ready for Monday Night Snark!

Oh great, make the Sherlock dude meet ALL your family.

[OneGuy]

"How do I act around the father of my child?"  That's telling.

Edited November 23, 2021 by OneGuy

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh geez. This show is horrible.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Ah, the "grill him" segment is coming up.

 @OneGuy, you wrote it! 

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

That purple suitcase looked empty seeing how easily she hoisted it into the trunk.

Baby clothes don't weigh much. 

Girl. You are knocked up by this guy and you don't want to kiss him in front of your family? what is she, 15?

[Hotel Snarker]

In her belly and her boobies! (Which…ok!!!)

[Frozendiva]

No, mama Aryanna, you don't need to be in love to have a kid.

[Mr. Miner]

She’s big a little bit!

[My Girls]

This is me and my Jamaican "friend" lol.  Didn't get as friendly as this gal though.

 

Edited November 24, 2021 by Chloe Dog

[Gobi]

He was able to get out of another vagina work early to meet her.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wonder how many women Steven slept with this week. Because he “might have made a mistake and it just happened.” Isn’t what they always say?

[Hotel Snarker]

So Aryanna & Sherlon only met a few months ago & she got pregnant?? They really don't have a relationship yet the family expects them to marry? Oh boy.

Oh wow, did she just grab his dick?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for crying out loud. Stephen needs to kick pushy Martine to the curb, pronto. Is she supporting him? Thirsty hos like her are a dime a dozen. Why bother with her and her baggage?