S7.E08: September 14, 2021

[JenE4]

More tears and tirades in Paradise.

[Kiss my mutt]

I hope we get a rose ceremony in the first thirty and not the last. (Rubs hands together)

[tennisgurl]

Torches and pitchforks at the ready! 

[Crashcourse]

So the Fame Whore Patrol is going to try to oust Brendan and Pieper.  🙄

[dizzyd]

Back with the Joe and Riley police. Ok girls take them down! Should be more satisfying to watch after the real time effects on their pathetic following. I didn’t forget my popcorn and alcohol today 😁

[JenE4]

Here comes Captain Clout and the Cloutee (as Natasha says) Posse to save the day!

[tennisgurl]

*pours more wine* 

[Kiss my mutt]

This show is just so much second hand embarrassment.

At least, they’re being consistent with trying to run them off too. 

[phlebas]

I understand being mad at Brendan and Pieper, but isn't a little rich for Demi to be all pissed off after bringing her girlfriend to Paradise last time?

[Suzysite]

Ugh.  Like any of these fools have any business calling people out for wanting social media followers.  They are all in it for the same reason.   I hate manufactured drama.

[JenE4]

Demi’s actual girlfriend from home—who had no prior exposure to this franchise whatsoever—was brought on this show to exclusively date Demi. 

[Crashcourse]

I don't follow anyone on any social media so I don't care about Instagram followers.  However, I'm team Brendan/Piper because these people can just fuck off, and that includes Natasha.   

And fuck you, Joe.

[dizzyd]

To me, I don’t care about the preexisting relationship. What upset me were the derogatory comments he made about Natasha and that wasn’t brought up at all. This wasn’t satisfying especially with Demi running her unwanted commentary. Ugh!

Edited September 15, 2021 by dizzyd

[Kiss my mutt]

Buh-bye Paradise and Buh-bye followers. 
 

[Crashcourse]

I hope Natasha doesn't get a rose because she's pitiful now.  Of course, I hope Demi doesn't get one either. 

[Suzysite]

Demi can't leave soon enough.  Nasty little troll.

[tennisgurl]

Watching those followers all disappear like Thanos just snapped his fingers. 

[LakeGal]

I do wish Brendan and Pieper had asked Demi why she got a pass last season for doing the same thing.

[JenE4]

Despite looking absolutely shellshocked, at least these two rode in the same car to the airport.

Isn’t the ultimate goal of this show to get as many former franchise rejects as possible to get engaged to each other? And wouldn’t two such people who had a 2-month head start on their relationship be the most likely to get engaged at the end of this? I don’t think they’re breaking rules, they’re just most likely to fulfill the object of the show. And, yes, the people who leave the show engaged typically have more “clout” than the people who leave unmatched.

[Suzysite]

Did they actually use the word integrity for this show?  Ahahaha!  No, seriously. Integrity.

[Kiss my mutt]

The whipped cream is out.. time for a bathroom break 

I am glad they have lasted because I was worried it might be a one and done. 

[dizzyd]

Lmfao Wells!

[tennisgurl]

You said it Wells. 

[phlebas]

JESUS H CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET CAN WE GET 2O MORE MINUTES OF RILEY AND MAURISSA GIVING EACH OTHER TONGUE BATHS

 

sorry

[Crashcourse]

So Joe and Kendall can lounge around on the beach and it's ok because they "broke up," so she can come back to Paradise.  This is such bullshit.

 

[SassyCat]

37 minutes ago, Kiss my mutt said:

 

I hope we get a rose ceremony in the first thirty

 

Well, i guess we can throw out all hope for the first thirty.

[JenE4]

I hope that was whipped cream they just wiped off of Maurissa’s face!

It’s the strike of midnight and they’re still not starting this rose ceremony yet?! 

[dizzyd]

Never thought I’d be on Team Thomas! Wow breaking up with her is worse than having covid on your birthday, haha!!! Go away Tammy! 🙄

Edited September 15, 2021 by dizzyd

[phlebas]

7 minutes ago, Crashcourse said:

So Joe and Kendall can lounge around on the beach and it's ok because they "broke up," so she can come back to Paradise.  This is such bullshit.

 

if that's an act, it's a long con. they broke up a year and a half ago.  

that would be awesome :)

[Kiss my mutt]

Oh, Tammy, all is fair in love and war. What goes around comes around. I wonder if she’ll go back to Aaron now.  Oh and Happy birthday?

[tennisgurl]

She “gave him everything”? What did she give him, her bank account number? 

[Crashcourse]

Happy Birthday, Tammy.  Maybe one of the guys will give you a pity rose as a present.

[CraftyHazel]

“Last year I got COVID on my birthday, and this is ten times worse!”

Oh, Tammy…surely not.

[Suzysite]

1 minute ago, Kiss my mutt said:

 I wonder if she’ll go back to Aaron now.  Oh and Happy birthday?

I doubt Aaron would touch her with a ten foot pole.   

[seacliffsal]

So, Tammy was with Aaron then Thomas who went out with Becca.  Exactly how much time did they even spend together that she gave him "everything"?

[Crashcourse]

2 minutes ago, phlebas said:

if that's an act, it's a long con. they broke up a year and a half ago.  

that would be awesome :)

Oh I definitely think it's a long con because just because they "broke up" that doesn't necessarily mean they didn't have contact with each other.  They might have been physically apart, but that doesn't mean they were emotionally apart so I just don't see the difference between their relationship and Brendan/Pieper or Chris and whatshername. 

[JenE4]

The schadenfreude of watching Tammy cry about having Covid on her last birthday and getting dumped on this one. Hard to have empathy for a generally terrible, self-absorbed person.
 

[Crashcourse]

So Natasha gets a pity rose. 🙄

[dizzyd]

Aww Wells, that was sweet as much investment these people put into that stupid rose.

[Suzysite]

Natasha got a participation rose. How special.   And stupid.  

[SassyCat]

Awwwwwww! A special Natasha rose! 🌹I like it!

[Crashcourse]

I'm just glad there are no long speeches when they give out the roses.

[Kiss my mutt]

I’m loving Demi being passed over like the twat she is. 

[phlebas]

From Covid to dumped. Stay away from Tammy on her next birthday.

And every other day TBH. She seems obnoxious.

[Kiss my mutt]

I’ve never like Aaron more after he picked Chelsea!

[Crashcourse]

I'm glad Chelsea got the last rose.

Buy bye, Demi.  Not surprised about the other three rejects.

[Suzysite]

Bye Demi. Never, ever come back.  And I mean that. 

[dizzyd]

I agree with Tammy on her exit introspection. Buh bye! And what’s the chance we won’t ever have to see Demi again? 🤞

[Crashcourse]

I truly hope this is the last we've seen of Demi.  I don't care if she goes on DTWS because I don't watch that.  

[tennisgurl]

Bye bye Demi, don’t let the van door hit you on the way out! I fully admit to cackling like a hyena when she looked so increasingly pissed at not getting a rose, she still can’t contemplate a man not being into her. 

Edited September 15, 2021 by tennisgurl