90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

Usman will do ANYTHING to get that green card. He plans to kidnap his nephew for the cause.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

For once, I am here on time. New bottle of wine.  Let's start this crawl towards Yawnsville.

P.S. I just realized that Kim's face reminds me of the time I stuffed an entire breakfast muffin into my mouth to impress a guy and then realized it had nowhere to go from there.  It was giant and I couldn't chew it or swallow it.  I didn't want to spit it out in front of him. Everyone at the table was looking at me like wtf. I ended up running to the bathroom to spit it out.     

Yeah, that's right, your girl is SUAVE!  (I was 16)

I just want you to know that this made me laugh so hard that if I was eating a muffin at the time I too would have had to run for it. DYING.

[Frozendiva]

Jamal, you don’t have to love or like Usman. Just be there with the broom and dustpan to help clean up the probable pieces of the relationship.

[Hotel Snarker]

WHY do people put their suitcases on the bed? I don’t understand!

[Angry Moldovan]

She says ‘like’ way too much. She’s not like 15

[Doublemint]

I made it - will be late next week, I have a gig.   Hello snark central!

[Frozendiva]

Kim, I would ask for a DNA test to ensure that the kid is the brother’s and not Usman’s from a previously unknown wife.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jamal is very patient with Kimbelly. And he loves the comps for appearing on the show.

[Gobi]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

She says ‘like’ way too much. She’s not like 15

You're like, right, like you know?

[Mindthinkr]

Kimberlite’s driver is speeding in the fast lane. He can’t wait to get her out of this car and conversation to be over. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

My dog is passing gas unmercifully. Maybe it’s her opinion about this segment.

[Pepper Mostly]

If Usman manages to persuade Kim to do this crazy thing, GUARANTEED that once the adoption goes through he will vanish. Family emergency, nephew's hockey game, near fatal illness, earthquake, abduction by aliens. Something. She will never see his smarmy face again. 

[Bees52]

Good evening all!

[Welshman in Ca]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Kim, I would ask for a DNA test to ensure that the kid is the brother’s and not Usman’s from a previously unknown wife.

Surely it has to be. 

[kacesq]

Sigh. I slept thru Love During Lockup Live Chat, my fave hour of the week but here I am for this crap fest. When is this season over?

[Gobi]

Vomit time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grangie and Michael. Yeah, don’t care.

[Hotel Snarker]

How old is the child she’s potentially going to kidnap?

[Frozendiva]

How can he know his wife and her heart if she sees him once every 2 years?

[Angry Moldovan]

Oh fook up Grangella.. just because he’s on dialysis I’m assuming that they can still get jiggy with it. Mikelll dump the scraggy hag NOW

[Pepper Mostly]

And if this clown is on dialysis I'll eat my hat. He's a lying liar who lies. How much money has she sent him? 

[kacesq]

How is that harridan going to save the man’s life?

[Doublemint]

Angie looks better with the big towel wrapped around her.   Maybe a bigger towel would help more?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grangie needs about ten more ring lights for her talking heads because the shadows caused by the wrinkles are so difficult to look at.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

If Usman manages to persuade Kim to do this crazy thing, GUARANTEED that once the adoption goes through he will vanish. Family emergency, nephew's hockey game, near fatal illness, earthquake, abduction by aliens. Something. She will never see his smarmy face again. 

Alberta had a 5.8 earthquake a few days ago. Natural one too.

[Gobi]

I think Grangela should donate both of her kidneys to Billy the Mountain.

[kacesq]

Oh wow. That shot of Grangela just now. Editing hates her as much as we do!

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Sigh. I slept thru Love During Lockup Live Chat, my fave hour of the week but here I am for this crap fest. When is this season over?

Never, it’s our collective fever dream

[sainte-chapelle]

I love you Michael “ how do you have the power to save a man’s life!” Arrogant witch

[Eldemarge]

Angela should donate her ratty hair to Billy.

[Hotel Snarker]

7 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

P.S. I just realized that Kim's face reminds me of the time I stuffed an entire breakfast muffin into my mouth to impress a guy and then realized it had nowhere to go from there.  It was giant and I couldn't chew it or swallow it.  I didn't want to spit it out in front of him. Everyone at the table was looking at me like wtf. I ended up running to the bathroom to spit it out.     

Yeah, that's right, your girl is SUAVE!  (I was 16)

Did it work? Did he dick you down?

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

How is that harridan going to save the man’s life?

Same as Yara.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Sigh. I slept thru Love During Lockup Live Chat, my fave hour of the week but here I am for this crap fest. When is this season over?

Sigh. Not soon enough. But hang in there. We'll get through this together. 

One thing I have learned in life is that someone who constantly trumpets about what a "great heart" they have? Usually doesn't. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

How is that harridan going to save the man’s life?

Nicotine infused blood

[Hotel Snarker]

Angela the faith healer is going to lay hands on Billy…

[kacesq]

OMG that same goddamned conversation between Bile Duct and Shaeda. Go away.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I think Grangela should donate both of her kidneys to Billy the Mountain.

Or his stunning wife Ethel, a tree? 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Did it work? Did he dick you down?

Asking the REAL questions!   No  :(  It did not work.  He was so cute, too! 

[goofygirl]

Finally! Mikul has put his foot down on Grangela and her trip to "save" Billy.  AND he made a lot of sense!  He asked her if she was gonna donate a kidney!  Love it.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Angela the faith healer is going to lay hands on Billy…

Heh heh. If you know what I mean (wink)

[kacesq]

Oh Shauna Rae met someone from Wales…as one does. Surely not a set up for the tee vee show…

[sainte-chapelle]

I need the snark, my friend is in ICU, all her organs are shutting down. Doctors have no clue as to why this is happening. She is on life support but rallying, she should have died but is starting to breathe on her own today. Please send positive vibes!

Edited December 5, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Hotel Snarker]

GODDAMNIT THAT FUCKING LIBERTY MUTUAL OBNOXIOUS CHRISTMAS COMMERCIAL IS BACK ON THE AIRWAVES AGAIN!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Or his stunning wife Ethel, a tree? 

No reference is too obscure for this crowd!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh Shauna Rae met someone from Wales…as one does. Surely not a set up for the tee vee show…

Like Whit and the French man.

[Welshman in Ca]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Oh Shauna Rae met someone from Wales…as one does. Surely not a set up for the tee vee show…

IT IS NOT ME !

[Mindthinkr]

If Bile was actually serious about that prenup, she would have already been pregnant by now. 

[Suzywriter]

Skidding in for a moment, then I have to go back to trying to unmess-up a class. Hi! It's been such a mad semester that I've had to use Pillow Talk to catch up!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I need the snark, my friend is in ICU, all her organs are shutting down. Doctors have no clue as to why this is happening. She is on life support but rallying, she should have died bu5 is starting to breathe on her own today. Please send positive vibes!

Consider it done. Sending good karma.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I need the snark, my friend is in ICU, all her organs are shutting down. Doctors have no clue as to why this is happening. She is on life support but rallying, she should have died bu5 is starting to breathe on her own today. Please send positive vibes!

Positive vibes and hugs xx