Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 Just now, MagicEyes said: Hello snark fans! Is anyone else having a problem with this page jumping back up to the top of the unread replies? I keep scrolling down, and it keeps popping back up. I can't change browsers because Safari is the only one that will let me log in. 🙁 My life is a complete dumpster fire right now, and I'm not in the mood for petty irritations. I haven't noticed it, but I have sympathy, my laptop is on its last legs and is acting very moody. Hang in there. Sending hugs and some home baked cookies. We got you. 3 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 I’ve had enough of Jasmine’s fake crying. 4 3 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 19 Share February 19 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: I’ve been practicing my guinea pig mating call all week long in eager anticipation of Anally and Clayton’s wedding. Guinea pigs all sound the same to me. Wheek wheek! I think the piggies are adorable, but sadly I'm very allergic to the little furry potatoes. 2 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 Goodbye, Nikki. Keep walking and don’t come back. 3 4 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 19 Share February 19 I have good snacks--I'm eating my way through half a cherry pie this evening. It's good to have life goals! 4 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 Oh goody, looks like we're headed for another wedding in a sad, shitty park, with a dozen or do depressed looking guests. Fun! 1 7 Link to comment
judylo February 19 Share February 19 Hi everyone! ALL of the scenes give me deja vu because they preview them and repeat them, and sometimes reruns are on … 5 1 Link to comment
Eldemarge February 19 Share February 19 Greetings, lovely fam. Been dating a guy for about 5 weeks now and he's 9 years younger, works in the oil fields, is hot and has abs. This 100 percent sounds like I'm an old lady getting scammed but he was at my house for breakfast this morning so I can ASSURE you, this person is real. Oh and he is absolutely enamored with me and is not afraid to COMPLIMENT. Thank you, Universe. Now, let's see what sort of weird shit is about to be on TLC! 2 2 1 2 11 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 I spent the better part of the last hour patiently siting through my 7yo granddaughter’s interminable “dance” recital on Zoom. I was an audience of one. I need to stretch my snark muscles. 3 6 1 Link to comment
kacesq February 19 Share February 19 So happy to “see” everyone. Still ticked the forums were down for the LAL finale. Is tonite the finale for these idiots? Please say yes. 4 2 Link to comment
OneGuy February 19 Share February 19 4 minutes ago, MagicEyes said: Hello snark fans! Is anyone else having a problem with this page jumping back up to the top of the unread replies? I keep scrolling down, and it keeps popping back up. I can't change browsers because Safari is the only one that will let me log in. 🙁 My life is a complete dumpster fire right now, and I'm not in the mood for petty irritations. Sorry to hear that life is difficult right now. I would say that this show is a series of petty irritations, from my perspective. 1 5 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 19 Share February 19 It was so considerate of the producers to blur that tiny bit of Igor's buttcrack. Because we are all pure and innocent and don't need to be corrupted by naked flesh. 1 1 5 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 Just now, MagicEyes said: I have good snacks--I'm eating my way through half a cherry pie this evening. It's good to have life goals! Houseguest and I have embarked on a quest for Jaffa cakes. We search everywhere. Original orange is a favorite but we've found raspberry, strawberry , and cherry as well. They are NOT easy to find. So in celebration of finding them at Ocean State Job Lot I ate a whole box yesterday. I regret nothing. 2 1 5 2 Link to comment
Eldemarge February 19 Share February 19 Clayton's skin looks like it has never had the sunlight touch it. Nice of him to leave his bedroom to get married. I hope his gamer friends forgive him for not being online for the usual 16 hours. 9 Link to comment
kacesq February 19 Share February 19 I hope I never see Nikki again after this season. 8 5 1 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 19 Share February 19 Oh god. Did the whole word need to know that Nikki's coochie is happy? I really didn't! 1 2 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 Nikki: You are too cute. Me: I can think if other, more appropriate adjectives. Igor, fighting like cats and dogs when you are supposed to be madly in love isn’t normal. Sorry. 6 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said: Greetings, lovely fam. Been dating a guy for about 5 weeks now and he's 9 years younger, works in the oil fields, is hot and has abs. This 100 percent sounds like I'm an old lady getting scammed but he was at my house for breakfast this morning so I can ASSURE you, this person is real. Oh and he is absolutely enamored with me and is not afraid to COMPLIMENT. Thank you, Universe. Now, let's see what sort of weird shit is about to be on TLC! I am squealing with joy on your behalf! You go girl. 2 minutes ago, Gobi said: Bold fashion choices, Nikki and Igor. In other words, Tuesday. 3 2 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: Houseguest and I have embarked on a quest for Jaffa cakes. We search everywhere. Original orange is a favorite but we've found raspberry, strawberry , and cherry as well. They are NOT easy to find. So in celebration of finding them at Ocean State Job Lot I ate a whole box yesterday. I regret nothing. Jaffa cakes are yummy! I just finished off a package of Jammy Dodgers. I'm intrigued with Ocean State Job Lot and I would like one of those to be where I am. 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 Igor’s mother decided it’s better to play along than fight with her son. She knows this will never last. 8 2 Link to comment
judylo February 19 Share February 19 4 minutes ago, Eldemarge said: Greetings, lovely fam. Been dating a guy for about 5 weeks now and he's 9 years younger, works in the oil fields, is hot and has abs. This 100 percent sounds like I'm an old lady getting scammed but he was at my house for breakfast this morning so I can ASSURE you, this person is real. Oh and he is absolutely enamored with me and is not afraid to COMPLIMENT. Thank you, Universe. Now, let's see what sort of weird shit is about to be on TLC! Yay you! And compliments are important! 1 2 Link to comment
kacesq February 19 Share February 19 Igor looks like he can’t wait for her to get on the damn plane. 1 7 Link to comment
Shelbie February 19 Share February 19 Just now, kacesq said: I still can’t figure out Nikki’s face. You don’t have to. I’m sure she’ll get more surgery soon. 1 1 6 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said: Oh god. Did the whole word need to know that Nikki's coochie is happy? I really didn't! She wants to be sure we all know the state of her coochie. After all, she paid a lot for it. 4 3 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 (edited) 2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said: Jaffa cakes are yummy! I just finished off a package of Jammy Dodgers. I'm intrigued with Ocean State Job Lot and I would like one of those to be where I am. On Tuesday, I’ll be in possession of the six boxes of Girl Scout cookies I mistakenly (ha!) ordered. I have a lot of work ahead of me! Edited February 19 by Auntie Anxiety 1 4 Link to comment
tvrox February 19 Share February 19 Hi all!! It's been so long!! I missed you all. 4 1 2 Link to comment
Eldemarge February 19 Share February 19 Igor isn't REALLY dating that Afghan hound, is he? Hurry up and put her and her animal print luggage on a plane already! 6 Link to comment
Red Bridey February 19 Share February 19 Uck, these two. Nikki has no concept of style or taste. I guess Igor has been infected by her too. 3 1 1 Link to comment
Doublemint February 19 Share February 19 Burp! Just ate half a bag of Just Born jelly beans. They were unavailable last year, so I bought 2 bags today - one for me, one for my dtr. They are the best. Brach's are no good, and made in Mexico. 1 1 2 Link to comment
kacesq February 19 Share February 19 I hate how this show works. Weeks and weeks of fighting and then everyone is happy and gets married. 7 4 1 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 19 Share February 19 I should have warmed up my scrolling hand tonight. It's getting a workout! 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 Sophie’s pants should come with a warning to epileptics. 1 6 Link to comment
kacesq February 19 Share February 19 No indoor plumbing but the wedding has a theme, of course. 3 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, MagicEyes said: Jaffa cakes are yummy! I just finished off a package of Jammy Dodgers. I'm intrigued with Ocean State Job Lot and I would like one of those to be where I am. I LOVE Ocean State Job Lot. Its one of those places where you go with no expectations, just see what you can find. We bought yesterday--several pairs of fluffy socks, a jar of roasted red peppers, a huge box of Kind bars, a binder and some page dividers, the aforementioned Jaffa cakes, some triple A batteries, and some salt and pepper chips. 2 2 Link to comment
magemaud February 19 Share February 19 @Eldemarge, you are our very own bachelorette! We are all rooting for you 1 2 1 5 Link to comment
Gobi February 19 Share February 19 I wonder if Rob's and Sophie's wedding venue will have indoor plumbing or port-o-potties? 2 7 Link to comment
Doublemint February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, Eldemarge said: Igor isn't REALLY dating that Afghan hound, is he? Hurry up and put her and her animal print luggage on a plane already! She kinda looks like an Afghan, but, then again, Afghan's are beautiful and regal. So maybe Nikki isn't an Afgan after all. 3 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 Sophie’s mother. Wow. Wowie. Yikes. 4 1 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Igor’s mother decided it’s better to play along than fight with her son. She knows this will never last. Right? The look on her face as the car drove off tells the story. 3 Link to comment
Red Bridey February 19 Share February 19 Mum is a horrible shit-stirrer and will be an awful MIL. 4 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 4 minutes ago, Gobi said: "My cootchie is happy as a clam." DEAD 1 5 Link to comment
judylo February 19 Share February 19 Sophie is beautiful. Her wig looks better too. 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 That last close-up of Sophie with her mom made it quite clear that Sophie had a nose job. It’s a nice nose, gotta say. 1 1 2 Link to comment
OneGuy February 19 Share February 19 Whoever crafted Sophie's Mom's face used a bit too much clay. 1 12 Link to comment
magemaud February 19 Share February 19 3 minutes ago, Doublemint said: Burp! Just ate half a bag of Just Born jelly beans. They were unavailable last year, so I bought 2 bags today - one for me, one for my dtr. They are the best. Brach's are no good, and made in Mexico. I’m gearing up for my annual quest for Russell Stover jellybeans. Every year I travel all over the county 1 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, Gobi said: I wonder if Rob's and Sophie's wedding venue will have indoor plumbing or port-o-potties? I'm guessing crappy park. Or maybe the beach, since they're in California and all. 5 1 Link to comment
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