90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Is Sophie bisexual?

I'm not sure. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Uhoh, trouble in outdoor bathroom paradise? That can’t be right.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Gobi said:

Is Sophie bisexual?

Nobody knows! It's a big mystery!

[Doublemint]

I like the Father.  He's right, Sam is a loser and her life will be worse.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Is Sophie bisexual?

The dingbat is bicurious.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Is Sophie bisexual?

Dos Stephanie have an illness?

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Igor was too though! Maybe the production staff had to hire the waiters to listen to her song. 

I meant it as a joke because they "looked" like waiters all dressed alike.

Ten more minutes - hang in there baby!

[magemaud]

Sophie is bi-bi 

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Nikki had vocal surgery and voice therapy many years ago. I think it’s as good as it’s going to get 

The master of understatement.

[goofygirl]

Rob's no Prince.  Let's just get that out of the way.  Sophie seems like a nice woman.  MOMMY Sophie is just beyond-o.

Time for Sophie to shit or get on back to London.

[magemaud]

Why does anybody wear a black bra under a white shirt? 

Edited January 29, 2024 by magemaud

[goofygirl]

Just now, magemaud said:

Why do people wear a black bra under a white shirt? 

IKR?  Just nutty.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, magemaud said:

Why do people wear a black bra under a white shirt? 

I used to in the 90s early 2000s. ….not sure if that style is coming back

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rob is a withholder, Sophie. Good luck with him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Sophie's hair is not "fluffy". Its FRIED. She needs a trim and a deep conditioner. 

[Suzywriter]

29 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

A stone cold fox with some cute little piggies….congrats

Aww, thanks! Oreo was getting roughed up by a too-playful dog and Double Stuff was widowed and refusing to eat. They are both doing better now that they have each other to jailhouse hump.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sophie's hair is not "fluffy". Its FRIED. She needs a trim and a deep conditioner. 

It’s a wig. One she has defended vociferously.

[MagicEyes]

Why does Sophie think that everyone should be shocked that she's bisexual? It's not a rare and strange thing. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Sophie’s Mom looks  like Molly minus the fillers

[magemaud]

Claire’s skin looks like a catcher’s mitt 

[Pepper Mostly]

Mother Sophie: Oi! Oi'm finkin' that its not a big deal, innit? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Sophie: So when did you decide that you were bi?

Me: When Sophie realized that she needed a better hook to continue to be on the show.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Sophie's hair is not "fluffy". Its FRIED. She needs a trim and a deep conditioner. 

Or a replacement wig.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

It’s a wig. One she has defended vociferously.

Jesus, that's even worse. 

[kacesq]

I try to be a good person and now shallow, but some people on TLC are hard to look out…case in point Sophie’s shiny faced taut duck lipped mother.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Mother Sophie: Oi! Oi'm finkin' that its not a big deal, innit? 

And we’re the Peaky Fooking Bloinders, mate!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Sophie’s Mom looks  like Molly minus the fillers

I mean, she's only in her forties maybe, right? Too much time at the tanning salon? And the hair! 

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Or a replacement wig.

I vote replacement wig.  This current one looks like crap!

[Auntie Anxiety]

More wedding anxiety next week. Because we haven’t had enough.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I mean, she's only in her forties maybe, right? Too much time at the tanning salon? And the hair! 

She lives in Spain 

Will Gino wear a top hat to the wedding? 

[MagicEyes]

They're pushing the bisexual storyline line so hard because without that, Sophie and Rob are terminally boring. All we can do is joke about the bathroom. 

[Suzywriter]

14 minutes ago, magemaud said:

And a shower with the curtain closed and a sink on the side. That’s REALLY “en suite” 

It was a ridiculous fad in the 90s.

I recently rented a hotel room like that. It was an 'accessible' room. I'll say!

[Pepper Mostly]

Throw Rob out the window, Sophie. No jury in the land would convict you.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week: Rob is the victim yet again. Hard to believe, right?

[sainte-chapelle]

All of these couples are doomed

[Suzywriter]

14 minutes ago, magemaud said:

And a shower with the curtain closed and a sink on the side. That’s REALLY “en suite” 

It was a ridiculous fad in the 90s.

I recently rented a hotel room like that. It was an 'accessible' room. I'll say!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Next week: Rob is the victim yet again. Hard to believe, right?

Poor Rob. He's so misunderstood. Everyone is so mean to him. He, on the other hand is a saint. 

[Suzywriter]

14 minutes ago, magemaud said:

And a shower with the curtain closed and a sink on the side. That’s REALLY “en suite” 

It was a ridiculous fad in the 90s.

I recently rented a hotel room like that. It was an 'accessible' room. I'll say!

[sainte-chapelle]

Good night and see some of you tomorrow for diaries

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

All of these couples are doomed

Hurricane as metaphor! 

[Suzywriter]

11 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Why does anybody wear a black bra under a white shirt? 

Because they were both clean.

[Gobi]

Till next time.

Don't forget to support your local strip club.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Poor Rob. He's so misunderstood. Everyone is so mean to him. He, on the other hand is a saint. 

Unless someone says 'duvet' in his presence.

[goofygirl]

Lawdy, Clayton.  Just let Annalee go.  She obviously just wanted a month long vacation with you.Then Clayton: your MOTHER lives in your closet.

Sorry dude. Even a person from the way out far away PERU of all places; understands this situation between you and Mom is: NUTTY!

Annalee can just go back home, tell Daddy that was a great interesting vacay. THE END.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nice to be with all you clever snarkers tonight. Now I have to watch Miss Scarlet and Duke to cleanse my soul. Have a good week. Watch Prison Wives if you can remember to (Wed., 9:30 EST, WE channel). I’ll need to check on the snow and steel myself for my pup’s last pee walk of the night. Ciao for now.

Edited January 29, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[Zombness]

Good night to all!   And don't plan a wedding in FL during hurricane season!

[Doublemint]

Good night, have a wonderful week, see you next time!

[Pepper Mostly]

OK peeps, thanks for all the laughs! You were all on fire and I laughed A LOT. I may turn up tomorrow for whatever's on if anyone's going to be around. if not, have a FAB week, dust off your snow shovels, do NOT buy a lime green spandex jumpsuit. and stay away from the pawn shop. I love you all, MWAH!

[Zombness]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nice to be with all you clever snarkers tonight. Now I have to watch Miss Scarlet and Duke to cleanse my soul. Have a good week. Watch Prison Wives if you can remember to (Wed., 9:30 EST, WE channel). Now I have to check on the snow and steel myself for my pup’s last pee walk of the night. Ciao for now.

I am watching Prison Wives, it is interesting.

[MagicEyes]

2 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Penis decoration overload in 3…..2…..1

Do they have to pay for all of the penis decorations, or does Sharp cover that. I'm just imagining a "Penis Overload" line item in the budget.