90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Pepper Mostly]

"Want to go outside? I have to pee"

[MagicEyes]

Just now, magemaud said:

When’s the last time he changed the sheets 

My money is on “never.”

[Gobi]

Just now, magemaud said:

When’s the last time he changed the sheets 

They have to be changed?

[For Cereals]

Yay!  Ready for more scenes where Piggy doesn’t open her mouth to enunciate and Closet Mom!

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

"Want to go outside? I have to pee"

Peeing lanai style…al fresco 

[Eldemarge]

Rob, if you never 'had a family,' it would just be you and your toilet-less apartment and the roaches.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I wonder what Sophie’s doctor really said. I don’t trust her version.

[Pepper Mostly]

Sophie is worried about getting fat and those icky stretch marks.  

[magemaud]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I wonder what Sophie’s doctor really said. I don’t trust her version.

I don’t think a cyst on one ovary means you can never safely get pregnant. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I wonder what Sophie’s doctor really said. I don’t trust her version.

I don't either. Ovarian cysts are not uncommon. I think she's being a bit of a drama queen. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Surrogacy? Better check the couch cushions for extra change.

[Gobi]

"Surrogacy works for me, if we do it the old fashioned way."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nikki, just leave already. No more threats. Brow beating your partner isn’t a good look.

[MagicEyes]

I would be so happy if I never saw these two idiots again. Their relationship makes me very uncomfortable. 

[Pepper Mostly]

I love how they just airily say "Oh, we'll get a surrogate", like they'd be going to Market Basket for a cantaloupe. Rob doesn't even have indoor plumbing for fucks sake. 

[Suzywriter]

Leave, Nikki.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I love how they just airily say "Oh, we'll get a surrogate", like they'd be going to Market Basket for a cantaloupe. Rob doesn't even have indoor plumbing for fucks sake. 

BUT HIS LEGACY

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I would be so happy if I never saw these two idiots again. Their relationship makes me very uncomfortable. 

I’m not sure who you’re talking about, but it basically applies to every single couple.

[Bees52]

Hi everyone!

[Gobi]

I think Nikki and Stapler would be soulmates.

[For Cereals]

Your face didn’t look like that years ago…

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I love how they just airily say "Oh, we'll get a surrogate", like they'd be going to Market Basket for a cantaloupe. Rob doesn't even have indoor plumbing for fucks sake. 

Few of them have any idea of what real future means.

[magemaud]

The Nikki, it’s been 15 years and 150 surgeries since you’ve been with Igor so yes, things have changed. 

[Pepper Mostly]

"I'VE NEVER BEEN DEPRIVED OF SEX BEFORE IN MY LIFE!" Well. I mean, who among us has not been there? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love how they just airily say "Oh, we'll get a surrogate", like they'd be going to Market Basket for a cantaloupe. Rob doesn't even have indoor plumbing for fucks sake. 

But at least they’ll get the best prices at the Market Basket Surrogacy Clinic.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Your face didn’t look like that years ago…

Nobody's did.

 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m not sure who you’re talking about, but it basically applies to every single couple.

Nikki and Igor. The whole thing is weird. Jasmine and Gino also have a weird relationship that I don’t want to know that much about, but these two are on an entirely different level of creepiness.

[For Cereals]

I don’t think she wants receipts posted…not from former roommates and others…just sayin’

[OneGuy]

Those plastic earrings look more natural than Nikki's plastic face.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I don’t think a cyst on one ovary means you can never safely get pregnant. 

Sounds like a clever dodge to me.

[Pepper Mostly]

But she stays. Why doesn't she just pack her suitcase and go home? 

[MagicEyes]

Why did they make us wait so long for A GUINEA PIG IN A BERET??!!!

[Gobi]

I'm already getting Coltee vibes from Hamster guy.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

But at least they’ll get the best prices at the Market Basket Surrogacy Clinic.

"More for your dollar"!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Igor, just jump off the boat. The sharks have better temperaments than this melting face goon has.

[Suzywriter]

Guinea pigs!!

[magemaud]

I thought this was 90 Day Fiancé but Clayton’s apartment makes me think I’ve turned on Hoarders instead 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Sounds like a clever dodge to me.

Fixed that for you. Sophie may be many things but clever isn't one of them. 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Igor, just jump off the boat. The sharks have better temperaments than this melting face goon has.

Melting face goon! Auntie has slain me. Dead. Ceased to be. Joined the choir invisible. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I'm already getting Coltee vibes from Hamster guy.

Was just going to say that it all started out as fun and games when Coltee dressed up the cats in the first episode. And we know how quickly that relationship devolved.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Nikki and Igor. The whole thing is weird. Jasmine and Gino also have a weird relationship that I don’t want to know that much about, but these two are on an entirely different level of creepiness.

So Igor is a sugar baby?

[For Cereals]

But is mom cooking up beef stew in the closet?

[MagicEyes]

I’m severely allergic to guinea pigs, but I love them so much! The cute little faces, the adorable wheeky noises. Then I remind myself that their pee is very stinky, and I feel better about not having one.

[Doublemint]

Finally finished changing clocks!   Didn't want to be too early for this   ____ show.

(fill in the blank).

[magemaud]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

So Igor is a sugar baby?

Yes, according to Nikki’s friend who drove her to the airport. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I’m severely allergic to guinea pigs, but I love them so much! The cute little faces, the adorable wheeky noises. Then I remind myself that their pee is very stinky, and I feel better about not having one.

I’m not fond of rodents. But that’s just me.

[Red Bridey]

Hi, all, I am here late again but will try to catch up!

[sainte-chapelle]

Hi everyone, what did I miss?

[MagicEyes]

I have a story about Jardiance, and it is not a fun one. 😿

[Suzywriter]

Did everyone enjoy the most magical night of the year, where Father Time brings an extra hour to all of the good boys and girls?

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m not fond of rodents. But that’s just me.

Yet you still watch this show.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I'm already getting Coltee vibes from Hamster guy.

Coltee is watching at home, facepalming and thinking "Why didn't I stick Debbie in the closet?"