90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[For Cereals]

Is it Laura from Little House on the Prairie Shariah reminds me of?  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarper sees in Shekky’s colored contact lenses that something is wrong.

[Doublemint]

Here we go again - the POST.   That's all this bitch cares about. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is Sarper in the store with his shirt open 😂 

[kacesq]

These are the most shallow people ever. Social media postings! And they’re not that young so they can’t be excused on that basis.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, judylo said:

I love Sarper. He’s funny.

I love his patent leather hair. 

Oh, yay, they're mattress shopping. Welcome back, old friend. 

Uh oh, Shekinah's sister is not going to deliver a good report to the head office. 

[Doublemint]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Why is Sarper in the store with his shirt open 😂 

It's a hot day - her shirt is open too.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why is Sarper in the store with his shirt open 😂 

They're going to sex test the mattress. 

[kacesq]

These two are on this show to accumulate followers. 

[OneGuy]

Sarper is googling "How to delete a post"

[kacesq]

I forgot all about Wayne and Holly and Holly’s hair.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sarper is so complimentary! What a gentleman.

[For Cereals]

When they aren’t sexing or weighing each other, what do these two actually talk about?

[Pepper Mostly]

The sales staff at this establishment are all hiding out in the office, averting their eyes and wondering if they need to call the authorities. 

[Suzywriter]

12? 

The girl is employing theatrics.

[kacesq]

Holly has a lot of free time, her hair should look better.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Holly‘S wonky eye is acting up. Seems to have a mind of its own.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, For Cereals said:

When they aren’t sexing or weighing each other, what do these two actually talk about?

Instagram.

[kacesq]

Just now, For Cereals said:

When they aren’t sexing or weighing each other, what do these two actually talk about?

How many views their posts got…

[Shelbie]

Just now, For Cereals said:

When they aren’t sexing or weighing each other, what do these two actually talk about?

Instagram posts.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

12? 

The girl is employing theatrics. outright lying. 

Fixed that for you. 

[Suzywriter]

Holly, her mother and Ron all appear to have paid their debt to society at one time or another.

[MagicEyes]

Sarper looks like the kind of person who wears a lot of really noxious cologne.

[Red Bridey]

Rapunzel looks bloated, unhappy and greasy, so marriage must agree with her, lol!

[Gobi]

Forgot this was on tonight. Must see TV indeed.

[kacesq]

I dunno, maybe all these concerns could’ve been addressed prior to marriage?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Holly, you might feel better after you wash your greasy, stringy hair. Just saying.

[Suzywriter]

Go to the Kingdom Hall, Holly. It was you who claimed the JWs. You'll have friends and a community immediately.

[Doublemint]

Gee Holly get busy!  Reupholster the chairs, paint the kitchen, bake.  You signed up for this.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Sarper looks like the kind of person who wears a lot of really noxious cologne.

And sleeps in a FoodSaver bag.

[For Cereals]

Mary, you should be judged.  Mom Brandan could be an awful, judge mental, problematic person but I’m here for everything she gives you.

[Bees52]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Holly‘S wonky eye is acting up. Seems to have a mind of its own.

At least something has a mind....

[OneGuy]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Gee Holly get busy!  Reupholster the chairs, paint the kitchen, bake.  You signed up for this.

This is what Kimberly will be doing before TJ is even awake every morning!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Mary doesn’t have a panic attack when Mother Brandan criticizes her.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Sarper looks like the kind of person who wears a lot of really noxious cologne.

Oh, you know he is DRENCHED in Paco Rabanne.

[MagicEyes]

I just realized that Goli and Golo are not the same thing.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, you know he is DRENCHED in Paco Rabanne.

Don't they have Axe in Turkey?

[Suzywriter]

Jake from State Farm is so cute.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

Don't they have Axe in Turkey?

No, but they DO have Turkish Leather. Much better than it’s English equivalent.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I hope Mary doesn’t have a panic attack when Mother Brandan criticizes her.

Panic attack, labor pains, migraine, megrims, vapors, mange and flapping teeth. 

[Red Bridey]

Wow, how much bigger have Chantel's boobs gotten?

[MagicEyes]

I have an embarrassing confession. I bought a bottle of liquor because I like the label. Soon I’ll be one of those people who decorate their houses with empty liquor bottles. I think it doesn’t really count if I end up using it for something homemade later, so maybe I’m okay there.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

No, but they DO have Turkish Leather. Much better than it’s English equivalent.

Of course it's better, it's in Turkey!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Red Bridey said:

Wow, how much bigger have Chantel's boobs gotten?

They threaten to swallow her up entirely. 

[For Cereals]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I have an embarrassing confession. I bought a bottle of liquor because I like the label. Soon I’ll be one of those people who decorate their houses with empty liquor bottles. I think it doesn’t really count if I end up using it for something homemade later, so maybe I’m okay there.

You’re fine if was nicer than a Captain Morgan bottle…

[MagicEyes]

Cute little lizard! I like house lizards.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

I have an embarrassing confession. I bought a bottle of liquor because I like the label. Soon I’ll be one of those people who decorate their houses with empty liquor bottles. I think it doesn’t really count if I end up using it for something homemade later, so maybe I’m okay there.

As long as you didn’t share it with one of your one nighters conquests friends, you’re in the clear.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mary: I'm afraid she'll judge us, and I don't know what to do. So I'll make sure to be as sour and pissy as possible. I mean, why bother to try to be nice? 

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I have an embarrassing confession. I bought a bottle of liquor because I like the label. Soon I’ll be one of those people who decorate their houses with empty liquor bottles. I think it doesn’t really count if I end up using it for something homemade later, so maybe I’m okay there.

All good friend …I keep bottles with pretty labels too. Sometimes I use them to serve water when we have company. 

Edited October 31, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

Grow the fuck up, Mother Brandan. Did you bring your monster-under-the-bed spray with you, too?