90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[MagicEyes]

I hope the straps on Jasmine’s top don’t pop. Those tiny straps are doing a lot of heavy lifting!

[Auntie Anxiety]

My dog’s trainer did a commercial with her dog for strollers that accommodate BOTH your baby AND your dog.

[Suzywriter]

Oh, side thing--

My longtime friend had to postpone a trip to Isreal for 3 years because of her health. She and her husband finally went on Monday. They are now stuck in a shelter and can't fly back out. This is so scary!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Yeah. She had a daughter and a son.

Now she has 2 sons!?!?!?

TLC what do you think we are at this? Newbies?

The daughter is probably the 20 year old “sister.”

[MagicEyes]

Are we ever going to find out what the problem was with the visa and how it was fixed? 

[kacesq]

Does Jasmine even have custody of however many kids she has?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

She’s rich, so why can’t she be a sugar momma? 

See, I don't think SHE's rich. Her grandfather made pots of money somehow, and undertook to educate her and maybe give her an allowance. But she has no scratch of her own, I bet. I think she's been sugar baby-ing or at the very least letting selected older gentlemen "help her out". 

[Gobi]

90 Day Juance.

[For Cereals]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Are we ever going to find out what the problem was with the visa and how it was fixed? 

They saw her screaming on the side of the road and wanted her out of Panama.

[Suzywriter]

So, Jasmine, while you were spending a fortune on plastic surgery, were you doing anything for your children? 

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Are we ever going to find out what the problem was with the visa and how it was fixed? 

They just didn’t the right paperwork or something equally as boring and Jasmine had a psychotic break

[sainte-chapelle]

I just found an older bottle of Trésor. Man the quality of perfume has changed….this older version smells much less synthetic …or have I had too much wine?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Juance learned his lines very well. He’ll miss his mother’s smile? No kid in the universe would say that.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

So, Jasmine, while you were spending a fortune on plastic surgery, were you doing anything for your children? 

Oh, that's adorable. This IS Jasmine we're talking about. 

Edited October 9, 2023 by Pepper Mostly

[For Cereals]

I don’t have littles but I don’t think I could leave them unless it was a dire situation.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I just found an older bottle of Trésor. Man the quality of perfume has changed….this older version smells much less synthetic …or have I had too much wine?

The quality of everything has changed. Even Tums are not what they used to be. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Those lumps on Jasmine’s chest in the TH are mesmerizing.

[Gobi]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

The quality of everything has changed. Even Tums are not what they used to be. 

Tums spelled backwards is Smut.

[Angry Moldovan2]

If he can’t get over she used to have a penis this is going nowhere without serious therapy 

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Those lumps on Jasmine’s chest in the TH are mesmerizing

They don’t look even. Maybe it’s an optical illusion.

[For Cereals]

Is he rejecting that part of your body or everything else you’ve done? (Waves hand over face)

[renatae]

51 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Sarper and Shekinah’s medical tourism business is up and running. I kid you not 

http://sgmedtour.com/about-us/

High quality medical treatment must be facelifts and fillers without end, no matter how many you've had already.

[kacesq]

I find Flo from Progressive barely tolerable but sister Janice makes me want to break my TV.

[sainte-chapelle]

That blonde lady has had way too much unnecessary facial surgery…she looks like a cat

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Are we ever going to find out what the problem was with the visa and how it was fixed? 

Standard issue from the crack team in the Sharp Productions writers room. Plot point dominates one episode, totally forgotten by the following episode. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

I don’t have littles but I don’t think I could leave them unless it was a dire situation.

I won’t even leave my dog unless it is something urgent.

[Bees52]

Oh, here they go again with the cute kids (who usually make more sense than their parents) on this show! Hola y adios Juance!  🥰😍

[greekmom]

Guys.

I feel like TLC is gaslighting me.

I swear the woman had a daughter and a son.

It's killing me know.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

That blonde lady has had way too much unnecessary facial surgery…she looks like a cat

She’s trans, so she’s had a lot of work everywhere

[Suzywriter]

Just now, For Cereals said:

I don’t have littles but I don’t think I could leave them unless it was a dire situation.

It seems to be more of an accepted thing in non-US cultures, especially when leaving to prepare or earn for their future. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

If he can’t get over she used to have a penis this is going nowhere without serious therapy 

I don't like the fact that she kept it from him and slept with him.

That's just so wrong.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Tums spelled backwards is Smut.

Switching to Rolaids.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Guys.

I feel like TLC is gaslighting me.

I swear the woman had a daughter and a son.

It's killing me know.

You're right - the daughter is now her Sister.  Don't ask....

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

That blonde lady has had way too much unnecessary facial surgery…she looks like a cat

A scraggy, half starved, veteran of many fights stray cat. Not even a pampered house kitty. 

[greekmom]

Just now, Doublemint said:

You're right - the daughter is now her Sister.  Don't ask....

THANK YOU.

so it wasn't a Jasmine nightmare.

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Nicole’s boyfriend ends up rejecting her, she should give Christian a call.

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

If Nicole’s boyfriend ends up rejecting her, she should give Christian a call.

dead 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I won’t even leave my dog unless it is something urgent.

I leave my cat to go on 2 week vacation once a year, I have friends in the building who love her and visit and care for her but I still feel bad leaving her. I couldn’t imagine ditching my kid to chase foreign peen.

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I don't like the fact that she kept it from him and slept with him.

That's just so wrong.

People get killed over that.

[Gobi]

8 hours ago, Doublemint said:

You're right - the daughter is now her Sister.  Don't ask....

Forget it, @Doublemint, it's Chinatown.

Edited October 9, 2023 by Gobi

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

If he can’t get over she used to have a penis this is going nowhere without serious therapy 

It's going nowhere, period. Find someone who does not have an issue with who you are. 

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

A scraggy, half starved, veteran of many fights stray cat. Not even a pampered house kitty. 

Some feral thing that can catch songbirds in mid-air. 

[Gobi]

"Do you wanna know how I got this face?"

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

It seems to be more of an accepted thing in non-US cultures, especially when leaving to prepare or earn for their future. 

That is true …many of my friends when I was in elementary school were recent immigrants. Their dads were always back home making money and sending it to Canada.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Justin from Moldova wants Nicole to look more natural. Okay.

[Angry Moldovan2]

She reminds me of Bette Midler, I’m not sure why

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

People get killed over that.

Yes, this is true.  Especially with those Aussie mateys....

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Justin from Moldova wants Nicole to look more natural. Okay.

Unfortunately, there is still not a way to reverse time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Justin from Moldova wants Nicole to look more natural. Okay.

He would also like a unicorn and world peace. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicole’s plastic surgeon needs to be sued for malpractice.

[For Cereals]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

That is true …many of my friends when I was in elementary school were recent immigrants. Their dads were always back home making money and sending it to Canada.

That I get but not chasing Gino and surgeries…