90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Shelbie]

I’m glad the dog peed on Danielle.

[Zombness]

Yohan, your laid back island style does not apply at all in the US.  Work, work, work is what we do here.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Thanks for the tip! I am also a curly girl. I love Curlsmith products, also Deva Curl, Not Your Mother's, and Tresemme Flawless Curls. 

I’ll have to check these out.  I would like to venture away from my Eco Styler gel bun that turns into a Holly-style rats nest by day 2.  I would love to just wear my curls but I have so many different textures.  If I could freeze the look I get right after detangling, it would be great!

[sainte-chapelle]

He peed on her…quick get Gino!

[Suzywriter]

The dog being unable to be "left alone" and peeing in the lawyer's office shows that Daniele does not know how to train a dog and likely not a child, either. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Shelbie said:

I’m glad the dog peed on Danielle.

Can it be arranged that ALL the dogs will pee on Danielle? 

[Shelbie]

Is Danielle in a financial situation that she can sponsor him ? I thought she had a ton of unpaid tickets and no money.

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Can it be arranged that ALL the dogs will pee on Danielle? 

But oh my, what will that do to her personal flora and fauna?

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Yohan, your laid back island style does not apply at all in the US.  Work, work, work is what we do here.

I suspect that Yohan would have 2 jobs pronto in the US. He's not stupid...he knows that in the US, one can earn much more than one can as questionable chicken seller or resort personal gigolo trainer.

[ezzy4]

Uhm...they are MARRIED... but she doesn't want to COMMIT to a long term visa? Wha?

[goofygirl]

Hell old Vagina wants a new mattress?? Why?  She knows about the 2500 women before her... What's the BFD?

[Shelbie]

Just now, Bees52 said:

But oh my, what will that do to her personal flora and fauna?

Eh, she’ll kick a coconut around. It’ll be fine.

[Gobi]

Maybe Danielle had a pregnancy test on her lap and that's why the dog peed on her.

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

But oh my, what will that do to her personal flora and fauna?

Make it smell like dog piss?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, For Cereals said:

I’ll have to check these out.  I would like to venture away from my Eco Styler gel bun that turns into a Holly-style rats nest by day 2.  I would love to just wear my curls but I have so many different textures.  If I could freeze the look I get right after detangling, it would be great!

Do you have a stylist who specializes in curly? Once I started getting my hair cut by a stylist who could do curly, WHAT a difference. My hair is more wavy/curly than coarse/coily, and its a constant search for products that work. Houseguest has a wild mass of super curly frizzy and what works for her is too heavy for my hair, and what works for me doesn't do anything for hers. Get sample sizes and try lots of things. Most of my hair stuff I get at Target, doesn't break the bank. 

[Zombness]

Just now, ezzy4 said:

Uhm...they are MARRIED... but she doesn't want to COMMIT to a long term visa? Wha?

She has to be his sponsor and maybe she doesn't have the money.  Besides what about if he does a Pedro on her.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, ezzy4 said:

Uhm...they are MARRIED... but she doesn't want to COMMIT to a long term visa? Wha?

She only commits to what she wants. She wants him to be in the DR, where she has more control. In the US, he might get wised up that there are nice Americans. 

[ezzy4]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Eh, she’ll kick a coconut around. It’ll be fine.

Lolololololololololololol

[Gobi]

Yeah, Shekinah, change the mattress instead of getting an STD test.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I suspect that Yohan would have 2 jobs pronto in the US. He's not stupid...he knows that in the US, one can earn much more than one can as questionable chicken seller or resort personal gigolo trainer.

Every Dominican I know works his or her butt off. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Do you have a stylist who specializes in curly?

No, I’ve been my own stylist since COVID.  That’s when I stopped flat ironing every week because where was I going?  I need to find a stylist.

[sainte-chapelle]

Nothing wrong with gaming, better than going to the bar getting trashed every night.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, For Cereals said:

No, I’ve been my own stylist since COVID.  That’s when I stopped flat ironing every week because where was I going?  I need to find a stylist.

I love mine. Been going to her for probably 15 years or more. 

[ezzy4]

Wow this chick is A LOT

[For Cereals]

If it’s over 8, it’s time to replace! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, ezzy4 said:

Wow this chick is A LOT

She's pouting like a teenager because he games? What the fuck? 

[sainte-chapelle]

That headboard is nasty and stained. Was Jasmine in there?

[Pepper Mostly]

SHE'S telling HIM not to be so dramatic? Sweet tap dancing Jesus. 

[ezzy4]

Wait, is she sleeping on the couch without a sheet or anything where he does "gaming"? Ick

[OneGuy]

At least he doesn't have Panamanian flags hanging in there!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, ezzy4 said:

Wait, is she sleeping on the couch without a sheet or anything where he does "gaming"? Ick

With her full face of makeup, eyelashes on, and fully dressed. So comfy.

[Gobi]

Just now, ezzy4 said:

Wait, is she sleeping on the couch without a sheet or anything where he does "gaming"? Ick

It's okay, I'm sure he's never had sex on that couch.

[Shelbie]

For all she knows he had sex with a thousand women on that couch. I think he’s lying about his number but he thinks it makes him look desirable and manly.

[Bees52]

A whole new bed? For real? Just make sure the sheets are clean, Sheki-nah.

Also, the couch might be just the same as the bed, if your worried about germs.. or something.

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, ezzy4 said:

Wow this chick is A LOT

Ya THINK??  Now Sarper's gonna have to get a new couch too!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

At least he doesn't have Panamanian flags hanging in there!

Someone check to see if there's a lip on the sink. 

[Gobi]

His bed doubles as a sperm bank.

[tvrox]

13 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Yohan, your laid back island style does not apply at all in the US.  Work, work, work is what we do here.

And usually the work doesn't include meat covered in flies. 

[Shelbie]

Danielle should send her some sage to burn around his bed and couch and every flat surface in his apartment.

[sainte-chapelle]

His couch will be full of makeup stains…like…her full face imprinted on the thing

[For Cereals]

Ugh I hope no one has a black light

[kacesq]

I feel like Mary is always going to be “pissed”…

[ezzy4]

They both look like barbies that were played with HARD and thrown in the bottom of the toy chest

[goofygirl]

Wait, WHUT?? Kimberly got PISSED about something??? No, say it ain't so!

[tvrox]

14 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

Is Danielle in a financial situation that she can sponsor him ? I thought she had a ton of unpaid tickets and no money.

And she gave up her pension. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Kim is a bit of a shrew

[Gobi]

Is her spirit guide stuck in customs? Because he sure isn't helping.

[Bees52]

Ok I know the cards didn't tell Kim to send all those angry texts to TJ. She's just impulsive.

[kacesq]

Ha, I kinda like the kiss off text…

and stepmom? That’s after the princess rage texted. 

[ezzy4]

I sound like a broken record but i feel like this needs repeating for Kimberly

Wow this chick is A LOT