90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

Did wardrobe think they were dressing Trey for Breaking Amish? Where did he get that hat? 

[Eldemarge]

THANK YOU.  You want to be "free?"  To go to bars?  There is the door, little boy.

[charmed1]

The only couple suitable enough to give commentary on this shit show is the comedic duo of Parents Sumit. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, magemaud said:

Did you watch VaLentine’s catchy “Adore You” You Tube video I posted on the Paradise page? Carlos makes a cameo appearance 

I did, but I'm trying to erase it to my mind.

[Hotel Snarker]

TREY, WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOR?!

[Suzywriter]

Gabe got busted big time. 

[Gobi]

"Lighten up the leash, dawg!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Isabel deserves better. Gabe, dear, you’re married. Act Iike it.

[Angry Moldovan2]

I know nothing or no one in the tell all the elder lady. Any good dirt that’s vital to know about

[Suzywriter]

Gabe seems used to demanding his own way, and getting it.

[Shelbie]

Trey seems desperate to show himself as a man getting tons of women. I don’t believe him.

[charmed1]

Dude. Nobody wants Gabe. Can we move on from this boring made up narrative? Trey is probably a down on his luck actor.

[Frozendiva]

Gabe, you should have lived down in Colombia for a few months, saw what day to day was like, and then got married.

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Gabe seems used to demanding his own way, and getting it.

Aka Tantrum or Mantrum,

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Did you watch VaLentine’s catchy “Adore You” You Tube video I posted on the Paradise page? Carlos makes a cameo appearance 

He must have been an alumni of the Sojaboy School of Musical Influence and Connectivity.

Edited May 22, 2023 by Hotel Snarker

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Dude. Nobody wants Gabe. Can we move on from this boring made up narrative? Trey is probably a down on his luck actor production assistant.

FTFY

[Angry Moldovan2]

What’s Tim doing there?

[Suzywriter]

Maybe Trey and Gabe hit the bars rocking some extra large yammy drawers?

[Bees52]

Hi everyone! I'm a little late, but have been watching Part 2.

So... Trey was that important an obstacle to their marriage that they had to bring him to the reunion? I want to see what Gabe's sister has to say, not him.

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm going to throw a brick at my TV if I'm subjected to much more of Tim and Veronica, and Tim's "Alien Ambassador from Star Trek" outfit. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

What’s Tim doing there?

That’s what we all said last week.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

What’s Tim doing there?

making a paycheck.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Angry Moldovan2 said:

What’s Tim doing there?

Nobody knows!  And he's not adding anything.

[Mr. Miner]

Did she fall on his penis?

[Hotel Snarker]

Fuck off Trey. You just told us she has reason to worry. Stop trying to gaslight Isabel into being OK with you insisting that the only place you can hang out with Gabe is at a club. Go call Jovi, he’ll go with you.

[Gobi]

"We reconnected, which is to say we banged."

[charmed1]

What happened to Jenny Jr.’s red lipstick? Did they have pizza during the break?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Maybe Trey and Gabe hit the bars rocking some extra large yammy drawers?

He’s doing some research for his next product.

[Frozendiva]

Another round of ring around the Rishi.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Gobi said:

"We reconnected, which is to say we banged."

Yeah, because the hard to get game backfired big time. 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Maybe Trey and Gabe hit the bars rocking some extra large yammy drawers?

Rumor has it that Gabe’s new penis doesn’t need any padding. Maybe he and Yohan can whip them out for comparison and we’ll vote 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

I know nothing or no one in the tell all the elder lady. Any good dirt that’s vital to know about

Lady in hot pink muppet coat is Debbie, who's 68, and packed up her ostrich feathers and silver lame cowboy boots to run to the arms of her snaggle toothed, scrawny, chinless lovair in Morocco. Oh, and he's 24. But they were in luuuuuuuuv!

[Gobi]

Mahmoud - Why buy milk if the cow is A CHEAP WHORE!"

[tvrox]

Hi all! I need some snark tonight. 

[Gobi]

Just now, tvrox said:

Hi all! I need some snark tonight. 

You've come to the right place.

[kacesq]

He doesn’t GAF about weird eye Jen. Who cares? Why do the Americans all act like they’re all prizes and everything must bend to their conventions?

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Lady in hot pink muppet coat is Debbie, who's 68, and packed up her ostrich feathers and silver lame cowboy boots to run to the arms of her snaggle toothed, scrawny, chinless lovair in Morocco. Oh, and he's 24. But they were in luuuuuuuuv!

And she fell off his donkey. A real one.

[charmed1]

Debbie called him Reesie😂.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"We reconnected, which is to say we banged."

"We reconnected. I mean, his penis connected with my vagina"

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan2 said:

What’s Tim doing there?

He’s just commentingrhmmmhmmmon the most boringeeeeeennnmmmmmm parts of the tell nuuuuurtttthiiinnnnnn and, like…yeah.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Lady in hot pink muppet coat is Debbie, who's 68, and packed up her ostrich feathers and silver lame cowboy boots to run to the arms of her snaggle toothed, scrawny, chinless lovair in Morocco. Oh, and he's 24. But they were in luuuuuuuuv!

She looks tragically brilliant 

[Eldemarge]

Didn't these fools break up? Why are they grilling Rishi like he owes Jen something?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Hi all! I need some snark tonight. 

(pats sofa) Come sit right here, I have a good spot right near the bar and the dessert station. Want a vodka and tonic? Or a piece of pie? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jen is the fool here. She wasted three years on Rishi. He’s never going to leave his mother and that’s that. Next.

[kacesq]

“We’re not engaged. Hoping to score a season of Single Life!”

and Rishi is an idiot. 

[Frozendiva]

Guess Mama Rishi’s engagement prospects don’t interest him.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Rumor has it that Gabe’s new penis doesn’t need any padding. Maybe he and Yohan can whip them out for comparison and we’ll vote 

Survey monkey!

[Gobi]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Guess Mama Rishi’s engagement prospects don’t interest him.

He's holding out for the interpreter.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Gobi said:

He's holding out for the interpreter.

Or for the cameraman.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

He's holding out for the interpreter.

He does not have a snowball's chance in hell with her. 

[Suzywriter]

I just had the world's worst pepperoni stick. OMG, it had like, hoof in it.