90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[judylo]

This one now is weird. (Saw First Look.)

[kacesq]

Oh this lady is just ready for her closeup isn’t she? Over emoting in her church scene. That’s new.

[charmed1]

Why is she so loud?

[greekmom]

Just now, judylo said:

This one now is weird. (Saw First Look.)

right. of all times to have a religious awakening. During vaccumming. 

Was she high? Did the vacuum accidently go somewhere? (ok i went there)

[mmecorday]

"I had a religious experience while vacuuming." I think this is the basis of most stories on the "700 Club." 

[kacesq]

I’m surprised the church let her film. 

[Pepper Mostly]

You saw two huge suns suspended in the sky? Honey. That's not Jesus, you were having a stroke. 

[Bees52]

Just heard Gino say last episode  that Jasmine's spending habits contributes  to his performance issues. Then Jas says she'll try anything to make their sex life better. Wonder if she ever considered saving money rather than spending as an aphrodisiac....

Nahh

 

Ooh, someone new to the franchise! Oh my, she has testimonials...

[torontomeridith]

Oh man! I'm a lapsed Catholic, but I don't think your supposed to emote so much when performing the rosary. She's already a lot.

[sainte-chapelle]

I already hate this chick…she is using her broadcast voice in church…no

[judylo]

Just wait till you see her heartthrob.

[charmed1]

The church lady behind her was not feeling it.

[mmecorday]

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You saw two huge suns suspended in the sky? Honey. That's not Jesus, you were having a stroke. 

Or maybe she was watching "Star Wars." 

[kacesq]

How many pics of herself does this woman have?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I had a vision the other day. It was a vision of me lying on my living room rug woth a load of dog hair on top of me, weighing me down. Oh wait! It was reality!

[magemaud]

The people behind her in the prayer group look like they’re pretty much over her! 

[greekmom]

I'm not catholic but don't they have like Friday prayer groups, or bible study groups where you meet people?

[judylo]

And nope, he ain’t Jewish.

[kacesq]

Israel. Oh great…religious conflict. Haven’t done this one yet..

oh I was wrong. That’s on me.

Edited June 19, 2023 by kacesq
I was wrong!

[greekmom]

BTW Nicola totally catfished his photos.

[Gobi]

And behold, there came a rider upon a pale horse and his name was Matt Sharp and sleaze followed with him.

Edited June 19, 2023 by Gobi

[Suzywriter]

Meisha is nuts. Nuts. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

"I had a religious experience while vacuuming." I think this is the basis of most stories on the "700 Club." 

While vacuuming. Or while cleaning out the chicken coop, or in the canned goods aisle of Walmart. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicola is a 47yo virgin. Gee, someone should make a movie about that!

[sainte-chapelle]

I…i was not expecting Nicola

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nicola is a 47yo virgin. Gee, someone should make a movie about that!

Bullshit.

No man stays a virgin from choice. 

[charmed1]

An age appropriate foreign fiancé? Is the rapture coming?

[kacesq]

Just now, charmed1 said:

An age appropriate foreign fiancé? Is the rapture coming?

Let’s ask Meisha…

[Zombness]

DId she really see this man??  Was not expecting anything like him,

[judylo]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Israel. Oh great…religious conflict. Haven’t done this one yet…

Nope!

[greekmom]

I would like to know when Nicola's granny was a nun. 

[Gobi]

If you give your life to Jesus, in return he sends you hot poon.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mursel 2.0. But in Israel, so his story isn’t as good it would have been in Turkey.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

How many pics of herself does this woman have?

Thousands. But her kids are her world. She loves them almost as much as she loves herself.

[torontomeridith]

Just now, greekmom said:

I would like to know when Nicola's granny was a nun. 

If I had to guess, husband died and she joined a convent.

[mmecorday]

We have so many churches in our town. The Baptists and the Catholics have street fights over who likes to go to church more. The Catholics win, of course. The mass schedule outside the Catholic church reads like a Bill Haley and the Comets song. "One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock mass." 

[greekmom]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mursel 2.0. But in Israel, so his story isn’t as good it would have been in Turkey.

Virgins are better in Turkey

[magemaud]

Just now, greekmom said:

I would like to know when Nicola's granny was a nun. 

They’re hard up and will take anyone nowadays 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m confused. Are her kids the most important thing in her life or is her faith the most important thing?

[charmed1]

“Nicola, you will be my Jesus-boy.” WTF😂

[kacesq]

Just now, mmecorday said:

We have so many churches in our town. The Baptists and the Catholics have street fights over who likes to go to church more. The Catholics win, of course. The mass schedule outside the Catholic church reads like a Bill Haley and the Comets song. "One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock mass." 

I am Catholic and lived in a heavily Catholic area. The first time I saw a Protestant church with just one service at 10 am on Sunday, I was shocked, lol.

[Frozendiva]

Still following the chat while sitting at Starbucks with my Earl grey tea.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

If you give your life to Jesus, in return he sends you hot poon.

Hey, she didn't even get a rejuva-vaj or an ass bleaching! I feel that she's not really serious.

[sainte-chapelle]

Has she seen a recent photo of Nicola?

[magemaud]

His profile phone picture is from at least 15 years ago 

[kacesq]

Ok Meisha and Nicola have true trainwreck potential….let me get my popcorn…

[Bees52]

Hmm... Nicola with shades... not bad looking.

Nicola without his shades....

uh, keep them on, please. 😎

[Auntie Anxiety]

Friend needs to dial back on the Botox and plastic surgery. It links like moving her face is a painful undertaking.

[Suzywriter]

Meisha is nuts. Nuts. 

[Zombness]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Has she seen a recent photo of Nicola?

That's exactly what I was thinking.....he looks like he has been run over by a truck.