90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[goofygirl]

Shaeeeda MIGHT be catching a clue about old Bile Duct and his absolute horror at having another child.  Maybe she's going to figure out the guy isn't who he's told her he  is.

I've actually been snoozing a little so far...  I'm so bored with Grangela and Mikul and Kimbally and Usman.  Oh! Jenny and Summeat too. 

Nothing interesting with ANY of them!

[Hotel Snarker]

She wouldn’t want to leave if you weren’t a piece of fucking shit.

[MagicEyes]

I’m not sure I can watch this. 😟

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So he's afraid she might leave, so he's going to make her responsible for his fear. Fuck you Bilal.

And then when she leaves him due to his constant accusations that she’s going to leave him, he’ll have his sself-fulfilling prophecy but tell everyone that he’s always been right about getting involved with women,

[SunnyBeBe]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Jenny and Somemeat are practicing the Broken Hip position.

Awesome!  I’m going to incorporate that into a conversation this week…..🤣

[Bees52]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Guys, I am starting to wonder if maybe Belial might not want another kid. Is that possible?

I'm thinking he just loves to argue and lecture. I bet if she starts talking about not having a baby, he'll decide he wants one. She needs to implement reverse psychology on him.

[Hotel Snarker]

I can’t imagine holding in my laughter like those couples in the KARMA Sutra class with Jenny & Summit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jenny, I don’t want to have to THINK about you and Sumit doing all these positions in bed.

[GrammyPammy]

“Oh, look! This guy brought his grandma to yoga class, how sweet!”

”I hope she doesn’t suffer any injuries”

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[tvrox]

47 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Why would her new friend want the second hand embarrassment?

Friend wants to be on TV. 

[Gobi]

"Camel suture".

[Pepper Mostly]

Jenny, on the one hand, claims she has enough experience with bedroom athletics not to need some "spicing up". On the other, she strongly suggests that straight missionary every Saturday night is fine with her. 

All of this is more than I ever wanted to know. 

[SunnyBeBe]

I bet they wonder why he brought his mom to the class.  Lol

[Auntie Anxiety]

Instructor checks for the defibrillator before the next exercise.

[Hotel Snarker]

That intro music: Come and do the boom boom.

[MagicEyes]

Yoga teachers hopes Jenny doesn’t get injured in kama sutra class because she is SO OLD. 

[magemaud]

The Kama Sutra instructor is sorry he didn’t make Jenny sign a waiver. 

Edited October 10, 2022 by magemaud
typo, it was late

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Camel suture".

"Camo butcher"

[judylo]

Oh, I feel bad for Jenny. That instructor was harsh.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sumit lets out a fart in 3....2.....1....

[SunnyBeBe]

Do they have medical staff on standby? Lol

[Gobi]

"Help! I'm fucking and I can't get up!"

[Frozendiva]

I am classless and would shout out yeehaw instead of om.

[Angry Moldovan]

Omg Their O faces. I can’t look away to type

[Hotel Snarker]

Damn, even the teacher throws shade. Sadhna must be dying of embarrassment.

[GrammyPammy]

I would be embarrassed to be in this yoga class even if I were in my twenties!!

[SunnyBeBe]

I’m always more comfortable with a man who can physically pick me up.  Lol

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Help! I'm fucking and I can't get up!"

DEAD

[SunnyBeBe]

That instructor looks sketchy. 

[magemaud]

8 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Jenny and Somemeat are practicing the Broken Hip position.

Followed by the Downward Hag 

[Hotel Snarker]

Jenny never done cowgirl?

[tvrox]

49 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Every week she looks more and more like a special needs camel

Is that the camel Kimberly saw? 

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, friends, last half hour! Lets finish strong! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Usman has been practicing her lines in the back room.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Help! I'm fucking and I can't get up!"

That is your best yet…..

[Hotel Snarker]

She’s really acting like being on top is the wildest shit.

[MagicEyes]

Do you think these people check out each other’s OnlyFans? 😲

[Suzywriter]

21 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I've noticed that too. It does look better. 

Funny how we hear about things we never heard of before being common! I've developed Burning Mouth Syndrome and its no fun (does seem to be getting better now but its....unpleasant.) Dr. Google says its "quite common" in post menopausal women. Who knew? I never heard of it! And neither had my dentist, who Dr. Google told me to consult. 

Dr. Google is always there to wise us up.  I have quite a few things that are common, except that nobody has ever heard of them. 

[OneGuy]

Started the show.  Got called away.  Now I'm back.  I'm sure the earth has moved on this show and I've missed a ton.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Usman doesn’t look too impressed. And she doesn’t even know the half of it yet.

[Welshman in Ca]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Is that the camel Kimberly saw? 

There’s only one camel she sees & it has a toe. 

[SunnyBeBe]

Usman’s mom says, here we go again.  🙄

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

She’s really acting like being on top is the wildest shit.

It is! I hate being on top...my back gets cold. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Started the show.  Got called away.  Now I'm back.  I'm sure the earth has moved on this show and I've missed a ton.

That’s cute.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Help! I'm fucking and I can't get up!"

💀💀💀

…and the winner for “Comment of the Night” goes to @Gobi!

[Suzywriter]

Usman, just come out!!

[SunnyBeBe]

Lisa? Or Kimberly?  Hmmmmm….what’s the difference?  

[goofygirl]

Uh oh....  Mother Usman looks like she's putting the kybosh on the Kimbally marriage!!

[Frozendiva]

How to get a wife in 7 days.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Usman looks like she can’t wait to meet Kimbelly. Won’t she be so surprised!!!