90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Tuneful]

Hey Jesse, is that a promise ring in your pocket,  or are you happy to see me? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

I don’t want to make you uncomfortable, but come to my house…get almost naked in my bathtub and have cameras about foot from your face. 

He’s a famewhore and aspiring garage band bass drummer. He will sign on for next season.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

A thirty something drummer in a local band. Don't let this one get away, Steph! 

Talk about chemistry, it's like they caught a fart in a bottle!

DEAD

Seriously, why not just let nature take its course? They're in the tub, they're pleasantly tipsy, and willing. Suddenly Stephanie wants an agenda and an Excel sheet? 

[Gobi]

"Before we have sex, can you sign these releases for TLC and my Only Fans page?"

[Mindthinkr]

I’m old and don’t care who most of the people are at the Met Gala. Fashion is fashion and what I like has nothing to do with who’s wearing it. 

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Before we have sex, can you sign these releases for TLC and my Only Fans page?"

I call "Only Fans" "Lonely Fans" because I can't see any other reason to pay a monthly fee to see someone like Steph.

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

I’m old and don’t care who most of the people are at the Met Gala. Fashion is fashion and what I like has nothing to do with who’s wearing it. 

I haven't bought jeans in years so I googled what's in.  It's those damn baggy jeans again!  I never liked them on me.  I was a teen in the 80's and we wore em skin tight.

[Tuneful]

6 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Steph can't just be.

Because she's bought or is renting a house in one of the most exclusive suburbs, and has no serious income-producing job. 

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

I haven't bought jeans in years so I googled what's in.  It's those damn baggy jeans again!  I never liked them on me.  I was a teen in the 80's and we wore em skin tight.

I’ve seen those high waisted ones and unless you’re a waif they don’t look good. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Not-so-pretty in pink.

[sagittarius sue]

Mama Plath isn't happy with her marriage.  Her husband has finally managed to disagree with her?

[kacesq]

Why when Debbie had her makeover did no one touch those horrible brows?

[OneGuy]

Deb is so refined.  It's a marvel to see.

[Frozendiva]

You would need to pay a few bucks to get that detailed information.

[kacesq]

2 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

I haven't bought jeans in years so I googled what's in.  It's those damn baggy jeans again!  I never liked them on me.  I was a teen in the 80's and we wore em skin tight.

@Chloe Dog weren’t we hot in the 80s? I never looked so good. Great years.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ugh, welcome to dating, Deb.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb, you are 70 fucking years old. Wear some clothes that don’t look ridiculous.

[My Girls]

Maybe he's recently separated?  Who knows how old that info is.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Not-so-pretty in pink.

Did you check her intro shot? Her black bra peeking out from her white top? MY EYES.

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Deb is so refined.  It's a marvel to see.

A regular Princess Grace. Kids nowadays don't have manners like that anymore. 

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

@Chloe Dog weren’t we hot in the 80s? I never looked so good. Great years.

They were THE BEST.

[Frozendiva]

Great. Surrounding himself with more boozy folks.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The frat bros are getting together for a kegger. Syngin found his true calling.

[Mindthinkr]

Did Sipgin meet a fan group? 

[Gobi]

Drinking game - Have a drink every time Sipgin has a drink. Kiss your liver goodbye.

[OneGuy]

Syngin holding court is laughable.

[charmed1]

Debbie needs to sign up to be the next Babygirl in the Usman line up. When one gets too old, he just switches them out like Menudo.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

@Chloe Dog weren’t we hot in the 80s? I never looked so good. Great years.

I turned 30 in 1984 and I considered myself to be at the height of my powers then. 

But I distinctly remember wearing Wicked West baggy jeans from the Limited (where I shopped with dedication). I loved them! But I usually wore skirts/dresses. I was a Ralph Lauren urban cowgirl. In Boston. LOL.

[sainte-chapelle]

Can’t Syngin take Tania to the outback and get lost or lose her there?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, I called it. College kids. And Syngin.

[Hotel Snarker]

I think Syngin is probably a chaotic drunk.

[kacesq]

Ah how convenient...a botoxed extension wearing chick with all the makeup just happened to show up! What are the odds?

and wow she’s single!

so blubbering Syngin who couldn’t bear to part from the witch doctor is now hot to trot for blonde.

[DNR]

Syngins game lol

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh look…it’s Yara

[Gobi]

"Your way of drinking is fucking great."

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I think Syngin is probably a chaotic drunk.

He's pretty chaotic most of the time. Drunk or sober. 

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

so blubbering Syngin who couldn’t bear to part from the witch doctor is now hot to trot for blonde.

He is the very definition of "short attention span".

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I think Syngin is probably a chaotic drunk.

Chronic drunk   FTFY 

[Hotel Snarker]

Syngin is going to ask Tania for a loan so he can buy dinner for blonde.

[DNR]

Where are Syngins teeth!! 

[sagittarius sue]

Everything is a dream with Syngin.  When will he finally hit reality?  When his liver quits?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week, Syngin decides to become head chef at a four star restaurant in AZ.

[sainte-chapelle]

Syngin looks like he smells like booze and has a chronic case of whiskey dick. Pas bien 

[kacesq]

“You’re my favorite word.” Wtf does that even mean????

[Hotel Snarker]

I’m not a big fan of what a “free spirit” Syngin is. You can be a free spirit and not be a free loader.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, DNR said:

Where are Syngins teeth!! 

Maybe where that Josh dude from a few seasons back left them

[Gobi]

Why is it that I don't believe a single thing that Jesse and Jennniffffer say?

[charmed1]

Jennifer, he has to keep his Craigslist ads fresh.

[Gobi]

"I wouldn't want to trade this moment for anything else. By the way, are you a whore?"

[sainte-chapelle]

Jen is a slag and Jesse is a fame whore…I can’t with these two

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jeniffffer isn’t okay that Jesse might be photographed with other women, but having sexy time with Cacua is fine. Got it.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Syngin looks like he smells like booze and has a chronic case of whiskey dick. Pas bien 

A British friend gave me the peerless term "brewer's droop". I think Sinjin probably has a chronic case. 

And oh yes, he probably has a lingering musty smell. Old sneakers, Brut, and damp towels.