90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Bees52]

Sheesh Jesse makes light banter with the driver seem awkward, stilted.... and scripted...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jennifffffer is bringing the espicy.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is Cacau the Uber driver?

Mahogany is. 

[Gobi]

"I put this seed in my mind and my heart. Then more seed in my mouth."

[Hotel Snarker]

How big is Bucaramanga? Is she friends/relatives with Pao?

[OneGuy]

If not having a relationship with Jesse work out would be "devastating," Jennnnifer doesn't know what devastating means.

[Gobi]

Does Ped ever meet a woman and not feel a connection?

[Frozendiva]

Mia, don't waste your time with Ed.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

If not having a relationship with Jesse work out would be "devastating," Jennnnifer doesn't know what devastating means.

"Devastating" is reality TV-speak for "mildly upsetting".

[Hotel Snarker]

M'dears, I just had a thought. What if Jesse was in Russia as some oligarch’s toy boy?

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh Mia…you must be an actress

[OneGuy]

Ed's got such an engaging sense of humor.

[kacesq]

Who goes swing dancing as a first date? Dear producers...please try not be so damned blatant.

[Pepper Mostly]

Mia: I want to see if there's more to him

Pepper Mostly: Well, he's not going to get any taller. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh Mia. You’ll be sorry that you agreed to go on this date. Unless, of course, you are hoping to get some acting offers from appearing. But you won’t.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

M'dears, I just had a thought. What if Jesse was in Russia as some oligarch’s toy boy?

For some reason that doesn’t seem too far fetched. 

[DNR]

Hmmm Mia’s picture is a little catfishey seeing her in person 🤣 she must know about notorious PrEd 

[Gobi]

Just now, kacesq said:

Who goes swing dancing as a first date? Dear producers...please try not be so damned blatant.

I guess the axe tossing restaurant was closed.

[sainte-chapelle]

I wouldn’t want to do this on a first date, I am funny about people touching me. I don’t like it unless I know the person extremely well.

Edited March 15, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[goofygirl]

"ED IS AMAZING" says this first date.

Me:  WHUT?

 

So this first show of the new "season" looks mildly interesting!  This LIVE CHAT is soooo mach more!!  I'm looking forward to the Monday night snarkfest!

Stay safe and have a great week!

Edited March 15, 2022 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

What a thrill it must have been for all the production assistants to do some dancing.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I guess the axe tossing restaurant was closed.

So was the nail salon.

[Hotel Snarker]

Guys, I couldn't help but look up the Wikipedia page for Klippel-Feil syndrome to see if Big Ed was mentioned in it. Guess what?

Spoiler

Ancient

A case of a child in Switzerland was discovered in a necropolis dated between 4500 and 4000 BC.

In 2009, archaeologists excavating at a Neolithic site of the Đa Bút culture of northern Vietnam discovered the remains of a young man around age 25, "Burial 9", living between 2000 BC and 1500 BC with Klippel–Feil syndrome, who had apparently been supported by his subsistence-level community for at least a decade before his death.

The 18th Dynasty Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun is believed by some to have suffered from Klippel–Feil syndrome, though others dispute this claim.

Contemporary

English cricketer Gladstone Small

"Big" Ed Brown from the TLC series, 90 Day Fiancé.

 

Edited March 15, 2022 by Hotel Snarker

[Frozendiva]

Thought the usual first date was coffee or something that has an escape route if something goes wrong.

[sainte-chapelle]

“ she looks younger than Liz” superficial asshole.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, look at the fun they're having! Ed's so engaging and such a great conversationalist! And Mia! What an effervescent, delightful creature! 

[DNR]

24 is young for fatherhood ? 

[OneGuy]

Ed can never just let anything be.  He's always asking for assessment from other people.  It must be irritating to have a conversation with him.

[My Girls]

Wow.  What an awesome date Ed is.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wow, look at the fun they're having! Ed's so engaging and such a great conversationalist! And Mia! What an effervescent, delightful creature! 

Like 7 up or ginger ale.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pred, crying to your date about your ex-girlfriend is not a good look.

[Hotel Snarker]

No. He’s not crying about another woman on a date. Duuuude.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, he's crying already? Mia. Run. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Run Mia run…you are old enough to see the red flags

[OneGuy]

Well, the extra hour was worth it to read your snark.  Otherwise, ugh!  Have a meaningful week.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Ed can never just let anything be.  He's always asking for assessment from other people.  It must be irritating to have a conversation with him.

Once he actually said to someone "What do you like best about me?"

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Pred, crying to your date about your ex-girlfriend is not a good look.

I believe its Rule One in the "Things not to do on a first date" list. 

[Gobi]

It's going to be a long season. Thank God for the snark.

Till next time.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Syngin and Tanya are prostituting themselves out to TLC again because his opera singer career and her shaman healing didn’t make them enough money? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Good night all…see you on Sunday!!!

[Mindthinkr]

Have a good week everyone 😊

May all your dates be better than these. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright, my friends! This was a good first episode! I will see you right back in the same spot for more! Will also see you around the forums! For now, have a great night! Peace out.

[JeanJean]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"Devastating" is reality TV-speak for "mildly upsetting".

Or "Next season I'll be on the Single Life show again."

[DNR]

“Looks Younger than Liz” 

prEd is such a dick 

[Bees52]

I hope Mia realizes that Egg isn't really ready to date yet and jets.

Oh! That's the end of the episode!

 

Well, see yall next week, then! ✌️❤️

 

 

 

[DNR]

I’ll only make it thru this cast with some Primetimer Snark!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

So now I’m on to greener pastures, The Last Kingdom, S.5-E.6. I’ll put in a good word for you with King Edward and Utred.

[Pepper Mostly]

Good night peeps! I had a great time and you are all excellent and witty. Have a fantastic week! Any Boston area peeps who want to meet up with me and our very own Angry Moldovan later on in the week, message me! Lets all hope for peace and a saner, safer world. 

[DNR]

WTF happened to Sygyn(?) since his early days on this show ?!!!   Holy fug Batman 

[JeanJean]

Looks like the plus side of sitting through Single Lives is getting another Pillow Talk!

[DNR]

5 hours ago, JeanJean said:

Looks like the plus side of sitting through Single Lives is getting another Pillow Talk!

I think from now on I’ll watch the pillow talk reaction to this cast of weirdos & losers  in love ( and life)