90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Zombness]

Danielle you have been single for a while but I have not seen improvement in you.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

This is over at 11:04 - I won't make it.

I probably won't make it either. I might have to quit this at 10:00 since that's when I go to bed. 

And now it's Dinyell...

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

This is over at 11:04 - I won't make it.

Me either. 

You know, a few years back I said "If Danielle would get a decent haircut and cuter glasses and some clothes that fit, she could at least be decent looking". I take that back. Poor Danielle is very, very unfortunate looking. 

[charmed1]

Yes! YES! Finally, the moment I’ve been waiting for. My beloved Love Rat. King of perpetual Ramadan. My Mahamit.❤️

Edited August 10, 2021 by charmed1

[Frozendiva]

Did she have a bad smell in reality or was it just Mo-boy?

[Pepper Mostly]

Danielle's moved up, the the trailer park!

[Hotel Snarker]

If what Mohammed said about Danielle is true, I feel really bad for the dog especially since they have amazing smelling abilities.

[Zombness]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Did she have a bad smell in reality or was it just Mo-boy?

Well...that stringy hair might tell you something.

[Doublemint]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

If what Mohammed said about Danielle is true, I feel really bad for the dog especially since they have amazing smelling abilities.

Dogs roll around in excrement - the funkier the better.

[Frozendiva]

No idea if I can make it til 8 pm.....

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

No idea if I can make it til 8 pm.....

I believe it's a different time zone up in your area. Where I'm at it's 9:46 p.m.

[charmed1]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Dogs roll around in excrement - the funkier the better.

Why do they do this?! It’s so disgusting. My dog alternates between poop and dead birds. The original Dr. Funkenstein.

[Maybeitsme]

I can't stand Brittany 

10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Everything about Brittany annoys me. Her high pitched, fakey laugh, her up talking and vocal fry, her shallowness. She thinks she is utterly adorable. She is not. 

9 minutes ago, Zombness said:

I totally agree!!!

In fact this whole thing so far has been painful to watch. I'm only here for jenny and sumit and only because we might see sumits parents cuss them out again and I'm always here for that

[Zombness]

Danielle should have gotten a bariatric surgery or loose weight.   Exercise and learn how to apply make up to enhance her features.  Good hair cut and hair color.  Learn to dress herself better and yes...take a bath everyday. If you do not know how to do it....talk to Angela...  

[Frozendiva]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I believe it's a different time zone up in your area. Where I'm at it's 9:46 p.m.

7:49 pm.

[Mindthinkr]

Drats. I got so excited that someone sent me a link to this that (old lady moment) I forgot their name to say thank you. So thank you. I’ll get you name later when I am safe from losing this thread. So yay. 
Really, do we really think for a moment that these ladies are interested ina friendship with Danielle, or is she their pet project? 

[Zombness]

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

I can't stand Brittany 

In fact this whole thing so far has been painful to watch. I'm only here for jenny and sumit and only because we might see sumits parents cuss them out again and I'm always here for that

But isn't Sumit and Jenny on The Other Way??  I don't think they are on this one.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ugh, this Mama's Boy shit is back? It made me cringe so much, yet it was still entertaining for me.

And speaking of mama's boys, along comes Coltee Creepee!

[Mindthinkr]

🙀 Colt? 😂

[charmed1]

No! Nooo! Not Coltee moobs. I don’t want to see him. Being reunited with Mahamit is not worth this.

[Zombness]

All the creeps are coming out....Coltee!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Coltee. You've lost weight but you are still a creep. 

Well, he certainly sucks at speed dating! He came within an inch of talking about his crazy bitch of an ex. 

[Hotel Snarker]

This is why I hate Elon Musk, he empowers dorks like Colt to be an idiot.

[Zombness]

OH NOOOOOO did we have to see that again......Coltee in his speedos.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Zombness said:

OH NOOOOOO did we have to see that again......Coltee in his speedos.

It's like a bad fruitcake that makes the holiday rounds.

[charmed1]

I completely forgot about Brazilian Velma. Way too many seasons of Coltee. Get rid of all these old folks. It’s time for a new crop of losers.

[Maybeitsme]

This might be the worst spin-off ever!!

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Zombness said:

OH NOOOOOO did we have to see that again......Coltee in his speedos.

At this point I'd be fine with seeing Colt in a speedo over Angela's nasty bathtub sex scene.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I have six cats and live with my mother". 

Oh Colt you silver tongued devil. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Colt owes that bathing suit an apology though.

[charmed1]

I did speed dating twice. It was awful. 

[antfitz]

16 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Danielle you have been single for a while but I have not seen improvement in you.

I agree.  She is so unhappy, but she needs to lose weight. It's not fat shaming. It's the truth. Were she slimmer she had the possibility of meeting someone.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I have six cats and live with my mother". 

Oh Colt you silver tongued devil. 

What a cringey loser.

[Mindthinkr]

Well Colt if you like being single then please leave us women out of your equation. Even a cat woman can’t go into a house that already has 6 cats. It’s one (maybe 2) too many litter boxes. 

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

This might be the worst spin-off ever!!

Might be?  I can't believe people paid Discovery Plus to see this!

[antfitz]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I have six cats and live with my mother". 

Oh Colt you silver tongued devil. 

Love your comment.

[charmed1]

Why is the litter box in the bedroom???

[antfitz]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Well Colt if you like being single then please leave us women out of your equation. Even a cat woman can’t go into a house that already has 6 cats. It’s one (maybe 2) too many litter boxes. 

For me, it's 6 too many and one mother too much.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh shit, Colt was sleeping with Vanessa while he was dating Jess?? Did we know about this during the Jess season?

ETA: I think we found out on the tell all.

Edited August 10, 2021 by Hotel Snarker

[Zombness]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Might be?  I can't believe people paid Discovery Plus to see this!

They could have waited a lit bit longer and watch it like we are doing now ....free!

[antfitz]

3 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Well Colt if you like being single then please leave us women out of your equation. Even a cat woman can’t go into a house that already has 6 cats. It’s one (maybe 2) too many litter boxes. 

 I thought he wasn't single. I read that he married that friend of his.

[Zombness]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Oh shit, Colt was sleeping with Vanessa while he was dating Jess?? Did we know about this during the Jess season?

This was told in the Tell All.

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Why is the litter box in the bedroom???

Pussy cat emergencies!

[antfitz]

1 minute ago, antfitz said:

 I thought he wasn't single. I read that he married that friend of his.

 

[Zombness]

Oh gross.....hate those feet....

[Pepper Mostly]

OK peeps, I'm crying uncle. I can't take this any more. See you Friday for Love After Lockup! Have a great week! 

[antfitz]

20 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Me either. 

You know, a few years back I said "If Danielle would get a decent haircut and cuter glasses and some clothes that fit, she could at least be decent looking". I take that back. Poor Danielle is very, very unfortunate looking. 

 Part of it is her size. Is the other part is a personality. She's odd and she cries.

[Mindthinkr]

3 minutes ago, antfitz said:

For me, it's 6 too many and one mother too much.

You are correct on the basis of the mother alone. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright guys, that's it for me tonight! My goal is to make it in bed by 10:30. I have this show recorded so I can share my thoughts on here tomorrow. I'll see you guys on Sunday for the HEA tell all! Peace out.

[Mindthinkr]

Good Night Y’all