90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh how cute. Tony and Deb are twinsies.

[Hotel Snarker]

Jesus, this conversation about circumcisions is a lot RN. I could have gone forever not knowing about Coltee’s uncircumcised teeny penis.

[Welshman in Ca]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Jesus, this conversation about circumcisions is a lot RN. I could have gone forever not knowing about Coltee’s uncircumcised teeny penis.

Unmutilated 

[Mr. Miner]

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. 🤮

The new Dr. Ruth?

[sainte-chapelle]

Is Coltee fateeee again?

[Gobi]

Will they all circumcise their watches?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tim wants the down and dirty. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Welshman in Ca said:

Unmutilated 

(vomits vehemently over television screen)

[sainte-chapelle]

Could Santa get any farther away on that couch?

[judylo]

36 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Neither Stella nor Katrina exist. Just saying.

I love how Natalie lunged and said the same, in her nutty way.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I don't know about steaming, buy I do remember when women douched with Massengill & other items prior to date night.

When I was in high school the story was that a douche with Coca Cola after sex would prevent pregnancy. Yes kids, in the age of "Our Bodies Ourselves" these myths persisted. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie needs to stop hamming it up emoting.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

When I was in high school the story was that a douche with Coca Cola after sex would prevent pregnancy. Yes kids, in the age of "Our Bodies Ourselves" these myths persisted. 

Clever marketing by Coke.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tim wants the down and dirty. 

His unabashed curiosity to get the intimate details is unseemly. Slow your roll, dude. 

Just now, OneGuy said:

Clever marketing by Coke.

DEAD

[Hotel Snarker]

I feel like Tim’s case of North Carolina Drawlosis is a deep punch in the stomach to me and my fellows. Of course we have Southern accents, but not all of us have to talk in that grating, warbling, annoying drawl.

[sainte-chapelle]

LOL and Mike’s face, he is over it

[goofygirl]

Nutty looks like she's gonna go off the reservation if Mike doesn't take her back.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

When I was in high school the story was that a douche with Coca Cola after sex would prevent pregnancy. Yes kids, in the age of "Our Bodies Ourselves" these myths persisted. 

I never heard of Coca Cola, but it was done to "smell fresh" before and maybe prevent a baby afterward. 

[Frozendiva]

Vanessa and Colt dressed up.

[Mr. Miner]

I propose that all 90DF related shows last just one hour.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I see Colt dressed up for the occasion in his formal oversized wrinkled shirt.

[LEILANI2]

I just woke up to Debbie telling the world that Coltee is uncircumsized.  Like why did Tim even ask that question and why did Debbie think it's appropriate to reveal that.

Syngin is on Instagram daily putting up cringe photos of him and his girlfriend.  Tania should have gotten her lazy ass a divorce from him the minute he drove off because this pining for him is embarrassing.

But I always thought the minute she told him he wasn't her soul mate, the love died in his heart for her. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn: Colt, Vanessa, how are you guys doing? 

Vanessa: He just untied me yesterday. 

[Hotel Snarker]

TLC: How's your relationship with Colt?

Debbie: I don't know.

TLC: Well, here he is!

[sainte-chapelle]

Colt looks slovenly and fat…he looks like he smells like his mothers attic

[Auntie Anxiety]

Vanessa is yet another in a long line of people who need to bear careful what they wish for.

[LEILANI2]

Colt and Vanessa look like they have been eating well.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I feel like Tim’s case of North Carolina Drawlosis is a deep punch in the stomach to me and my fellows. Of course we have Southern accents, but not all of us have to talk in that grating, warbling, annoying drawl.

Oh, I feel you, friend. I'm from Boston. Need I say more? 

Colt is unwell. He needs medical attention. 

Oh fuck off Colt. Your father died, what was Debbie supposed to do? Throw herself on his pyre? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tony is going to round up the gang and break a few of Colt’s bones.

[sainte-chapelle]

Colt is a psychopath..got it. Larissa looks less and less crazy the more I see of Colt

[Zombness]

Everyone agrees that Colt talks disrespectful to Debbie.

[Frozendiva]

Why didn’t they show the mystery guy?

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

I never heard of Coca Cola, but it was done to "smell fresh" before and maybe prevent a baby afterward. 

Oh yes, I remember. They used to advertise in Seventeen magazine. Yeesh. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Yessss. Tony shows Coltee the proverbial door.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Why didn’t they show the mystery guy?

Is he from a past season?

[LEILANI2]

 Caesar just brushed away non existent tears.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Quick. Change the channel! The Culpos!!!!!

[OneGuy]

Have a good week everyone.  Sorry i didn't contribute much.  i was preoccupied with some things here.

[sainte-chapelle]

Culpo noooo, see you all next week!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Is he from a past season?

Rumors are it is

Spoiler

Jamal 

[Granny58]

Just now, Zombness said:

Everyone agrees that Colt talks disrespectful to Debbie.

But I also think that Debbie is manipulative with her guilt, tears and walking away.  Debbie should have found a new husband when Colt was still young.  Would have benefited both of them. 

[Zombness]

No Culpo for me.....Good night everyone!!

[Doublemint]

I've been busy changing channels NO CULPO.    I hop they don't bring it back....  Good night everyone,  you are a great bunch of friends!

[Welshman in Ca]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tony is going to round up the gang and break a few of Colt’s bones.

[goofygirl]

Well, that was interesting!!  Hope you guys have a great week!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The snark lifted my spirits after a very long day. Next week, Mike and Josh go out for a drink and become good friends after both of them reject Nuttie. Good times! Have a wonderful week, y’all.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Have a good week everyone.  Sorry i didn't contribute much.  i was preoccupied with some things here.

Glad you came by, hope everything is OK! 

Well, friends, it cracks me up how fast we all haul ass out of here at the first whiff of Culpos. Take note, TLC. 

Thanks for all the laughs, peeps. Have a great week, and see you Friday for more fun and games, only this time with inmates! I love you all, MWAH!

[Hotel Snarker]

Alright y’all, this was a very entertaining round of snark, and you all were on 🔥 with the TMI (circumcision). I hope to see you all around the forums! If a new season finally comes and this forum lights up from dormancy, it’ll be magic for sure! Hope you guys have a great week! Peace out. ✌️ 

[Gobi]

Cokes for everyone!

Till next time.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Rumors are it is

  Reveal spoiler

Jamal 

WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO WITH THIS SHIT?! 😳