90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Ed, you don't force people to date you. That's not how it works. Give it up already.

Uh, you pay for their services.

[SunnyBeBe]

So, Liz is out with a platonic friend….sees Ed, but doesn’t speak throughout the night….Ed is an idiot.  Is he really that dumb?  

[Gobi]

They're going to the store to get a bra for Kelly's moobs.

[charmed1]

Kelly needs to size up that cable knit sweater. WTF, did he put it in the dryer?

[Frozendiva]

Molly, why don't you just spend time with Kelly and not get your friends' input in to who you date and suss them out.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Nice to meet you, @OneGuy. 

Thanks. You all have had me laughing through these iterations for a while now.  I figured I'd join in a bit more.

[Hotel Snarker]

36 JJ?! Holy shit! My boobs are probably the size of her nipples.

[Gobi]

I guess they couldn't find a sex toy store, so this was the backup plan.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Thanks. You all have had me laughing through these iterations for a while now.  I figured I'd join in a bit more.

Nice to have you here! 

[sainte-chapelle]

I wonder where the husband was from

[Frozendiva]

We always like new folks dropping by and staying.

[sainte-chapelle]

“ He has no style” says the sloppily dressed unkept facial haired friend

[Pepper Mostly]

Molly has to have her friends vet her dates? 

And her pals don't really have much to brag about. They ain't no great shakes. 

[Gobi]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

“ He has no style” says the sloppily dressed unkept facial haired friend

Homeless look is a style.

[Frozendiva]

Relationships do run their course.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh for fucks sake. Sometimes relationships run their course. Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill. 

[My Girls]

I'd be telling the BFF across the table there to FUCK OFF!

[Hotel Snarker]

I don’t like these “friends interrogate the new girlfriend/boyfriend” situations. My man Kelly just seems like a normal dude and they are treating him like he’s got nuclear launch codes.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I have to ask!" Um, no you don't. 

And seriously, Molly's friend? What makes you think that Kelly is interested in learning anything about you? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Her friend seems….intoxicated? There is something very strange about him and Molly needs to put him in his place. 

[Frozendiva]

Luis was a bad choice. Kelly is not Luis.

[charmed1]

“Monster” looks like Non from Superman 2. Who had the stupid “interrogation from friends” storyline on their bingo cards tonight?

[sainte-chapelle]

I love the laundry detergents that promote the fact that their detergent kills COVID. Yea so does soap and water.

[Pepper Mostly]

Seriously, these friends are being rude as fuck. Molly needs to snap them back. 

[Frozendiva]

The friends aren't dating the person. You are. They can raise red flags but it is up to you and your lesson and karma with this person.

[Gobi]

Time for someone to throw a drink.

[Frozendiva]

Colt, you couldn't care less that you used Jess.

[sainte-chapelle]

Off topic but I was watching Dr. Death and it made me LOL when the hospital said the Dr. Is a good worker. Christian Slater “ Yea well Ted Bundy was a good worker too.” I am  still laughing 

Edited September 14, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[My Girls]

Just now, Gobi said:

Time for someone to throw a drink.

Where's Darcey when you need her?

[Frozendiva]

Hope Vanessa likes exactly what she will get with Coltee.

[Gobi]

Jesse's husband is quite eloquent.

[SunnyBeBe]

Colt is even weirder in person! Omg🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

This is amazing. EVERYONE is hammered. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Yeah...Colt is the weird one, dude.

Jess’s new boyfriend seems a few pickles short of a pickle jar.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, how hard up is Vanessa? Surely she could find someone, anyone, who's less creepy and disgusting than Colt? 

[Frozendiva]

Colt, you are not a changed man. Any fool can regret yesterday.

[SunnyBeBe]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, how hard up is Vanessa? Surely she could find someone, anyone, who's less creepy and disgusting than Colt? 

 I think 🤑is involved.  

[sainte-chapelle]

If he does it with you he will do it too you.

[OneGuy]

Colt's attempts at a pensive look are laughable.

Edited September 14, 2021 by OneGuy

[Frozendiva]

Vanessa needs to keep him on a short leash.

[SunnyBeBe]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

If he does it with you he will do it too you.

True, but I still don’t believe that Vanessa did it with Coltee.  

[Frozendiva]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Colt's attempt at a pensive look are laughable.

He struggles to control his eyebrows.

[sainte-chapelle]

New hubby seems to be an odd one, kinda reminds me of SteVen

[SunnyBeBe]

I just think Vanessa needed a storyline….so, she had to go along with it.  Of course, there may be film to prove me wrong! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh shit, more Ed? Come on, TLC! Uncle!

[sainte-chapelle]

Soooo Ed is blaming Liz for the altercation? No red flags there

[Frozendiva]

What Liz does with her time is her business. Ed, it is none of your nevermind.

[Hotel Snarker]

Well, that didn't last long...can't say that I'm surprised.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed, you have no right to demand an accounting from Liz! She needs to run from this guy, he is way too creepy.

[Gobi]

"I asked her a question that upset her."

" What did you ask? "

"I just asked for a bj."