90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie, you knew this going in. Shut the fuck up.

[sagittarius sue]

Heaven forbid that Nutalie has to abide by a sensible decision by an ex-wife!

[SunnyBeBe]

I thought he said his daughter lived with him. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Ummmm, IS SHE CRAZY? You cannot bang him and sleep with him in the house with his kid.

[judylo]

Skulls!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

I thought he said his daughter lived with him. 

Yes, when he is in Arizona, she lives with him. Two kids with two different mothers is like a geometric progression of complications. 

[sagittarius sue]

Good night all.  It's been fun.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Skulls!!

My cousin’s daughter collects skull everything and she is harmless.

[Zombness]

Omg..why it doesn't surprise me that Tony is a skulls guy....

[SunnyBeBe]

It’s perfectly reasonable for the other parent to meet the girlfriend, before they are introduced to the kid.  Often, parties agree to be in a dating relationship for a year, before the child is exposed to them.  I’m not kidding.  

[Hotel Snarker]

Y’all, this was great snark tonite! I really enjoyed it. I hope to be back for more next time! See some of you around the forums tomorrow! Have a wonderful week! Peace out. ✌️ 

[Zombness]

Good night to all....!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The hour flew by! Thank you. Now I can watch something more meaningful, like Inmates to Roommates. Have a super, duper week, all. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Skulls!!

Honestly hubby was obsessed with skulls and dragons when I met him. He still likes to game and play DND during his free time. It isn’t necessarily a weird  thing….but maybe I am weird too lol

Good times everyone > hope to see you all on Sunday! 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

The hour flew by! Thank you. Now I can watch something more meaningful, like Inmates to Roommates. Have a super, duper week, all. 

I watch every week, I will see you there!

[OneGuy]

Goodnight all.

[endure]

1 hour ago, Frozendiva said:

Doubt Deb would qualify as someone who owns a business or an economic immigrant. Maybe the dude would sponsor her. 

I would think she would be a liability, she is too old to work and make contributions and then her age makes her a risk to our health care, even if she married Tony she would still have to go through the process, it can take a long time and cost a lot in legal fees too. But it happens.

1 hour ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Veronica is a beauty and I like her personality…I’m sad she is slumming it on this show

Totally slumming, wow!  I find her too over the top on pillow talk.  She could dress a lot more flattering for her body type but I guess she's comfortable in her skin so good for her.

[goofygirl]

40 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ok no I am with Natalie…not on the Airbnb part but the Ex living with him …red flag. 

I don't think the Ex lives with him, their daughter lives with him when he's in AZ.?

[endure]

1 hour ago, Zombness said:

Veronica is too much of a woman for that guy.   Veronica get yourself a hot blooded Cuban.......that is the type of man you need.

Yikes, can't imagine her with Tim! She probably always goes for the wrong type but I think you nailed it!

[endure]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is the Canadian Thanksgiving Day menu different from the one in the US? I’m hungry.

Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, Brussel sprouts, cranberries, pickles, olives, pumpkin pie etc and/or other variations depending on ethnicities...🍁🎃🍂 

2 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

Nats needs things to do so she is also busy.

How does she make a living?

[endure]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tony is enormously klassy. 

Kind of like Debbie lol

1 hour ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Caesar’s top hat!!!

Mr Peanut!

[endure]

Sorry I missed the live chat, I don't normally watch the sin offs but recently started watching this one, will try to show up on time = next week.... Thanks for the yummy snark!  Justifies this somehow ha ha 🎃

[magemaud]

Watching late, Tania is freaking out about Joel still having the lips tattoo, but did she have HER wedding ring finger tattoo removed? 

I hardly recognized Tiffany with her shoulders covered! Fabian is short and has a gummy smile. 

Edited October 11, 2022 by magemaud

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Coltie’s moobs are approaching D cups, maybe lay off the clingy clothes.

Someone at Sharp hates Veronica, the way they lingered on her cellulite.  She kinda looked like a sack of potatoes in that outfit although I think she has a beautiful face and seems to have a good personality.

[magemaud]

Debbie’s friend, Audrey, “What do you know about Tony?” 

“Everything!” 

Debbie in her TH, “I don’t know enough about Tony to move to Canada.”

so, which one is it? 

Edited October 11, 2022 by magemaud

[Pepper Mostly]

11 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

He looks like he smells…unpleasant 

Axe, dirty socks, musty towels.....Eau de Teenage Boy's Bedroom. 

9 hours ago, magemaud said:

 I hardly recognized Tiffany with her shoulders covered! Fabian is short and has a gummy smile. 

Fabian looks like a rodent--a chipmunk or a squirrel, maybe a hamster. He is so not attractive.

Sorry I missed the live chat, snarkers! I was working on my fourth aperol spritz at the time. My son and my new houseguest and I actually braved the crowds in downtown Salem for our weekly lunch/drinks. Monday holiday, it was PACKED. We had to share a table at one place with an unpleasant woman we all know (didn't recognize her till we sat down--awkward!), then we jumped the line (a line! on a Monday night!) at one other place but we got a pass because we know everyone there. There were lines to get in to all the shops and bars and restaurants. New houseguest works at one of the witchy shops and they have a doorman for crowd control! Its madness. Halloween proper is going to be a zoo.

See you all around the forum! 

[DanaMB]

On 10/10/2022 at 8:36 PM, SunnyBeBe said:

I know this is way inappropriate, but what’s the waxer doing to her behind?  I don’t get it.  

Butt strip

[Hotel Snarker]

Evening y’all! It has been a very wonky Monday but not too bad overall. I survived! Now, last part of my night is the snark, and then ugh, more Evil Sunhe. Anyway, Single Life. Here we go!

[sagittarius sue]

Hi all.  Here we go, gluttons for punishment.

[OneGuy]

Hello all.

[Auntie Anxiety]

We’ve been snarking together for a number of weeks now and I think it’s time you proposed to me because I am 37yo (I know, I’ve been 37yo for five years now!) and I want to be married for the fourth time, oh, and I want to have children.

[Hotel Snarker]

Natalie is gonna meltdown.

[Frozendiva]

I am getting the folks and the franchises confused.

[Doublemint]

I'm here for a brief escape to these nutsos - good evening all!

[endure]

Whew, such a rush, making, easting dinner, it's 5pm - I recently moved to Poco, BC  (Port Coquitlam) (greater Vancouver) ha ha  Tony could be my neighbour!

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Natalie is gonna meltdown.

Ya think?

[Hotel Snarker]

Do we have to start off with the greasy Coltee? Sheesh. Ease us in!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Deb flies to Canada to see the love of her life, Tony. Luckily, his Viagra supply supply arrived just this morning.

[OneGuy]

Deb's never seen speed bumps before.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie, don’t worry about your relationship with Colt. He’ll come around when he needs something from you.

[Zombness]

Good evening!!

[Frozendiva]

Dior powder!

Just now, OneGuy said:

Deb's never seen speed bumps before.

Even grocery stores have them.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie demands that Josh marry her, like she’s the reigning monarch or some such shit.

[OneGuy]

Two things I appreciate about Natalie are her optimistic nature and her rational approach to relationships.

[Frozendiva]

You do compete, Nats.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I guess Josh advertises his business on the windshield because hes in such great demand Hahahaha. And he can write off a portion of the car lease on his taxes because business.

[Hotel Snarker]

Natalie is meeting an ex-wife. I actually am so agog I don’t have words.

Why do dudes always say shit like “Why wouldn’t they like you? Don’t be nervous. Why are you nervous?” Like, shut up.

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Natalie is meeting an ex-wife. I actually am so agog I don’t have words.

Of course she'll handle it as a competition.

[Doublemint]

A first meeting on a boat is a baaaad idea.  There's no escape.   Meet for lunch or drinks if you must meet so early in a relationship.

[endure]

I think Debbie is just using Tony for sex, she's a maniac.  I hope we get to meet his Mother!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

A first meeting on a boat is a baaaad idea.  There's no escape.   Meet for lunch or drinks if you must meet so early in a relationship.

I’d pay good money to see Nuttie get seasick on the boat.