90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[kacesq]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I am a bitch but I kinda agree with Natalie…for me multiple kids is a dealbreaker 

I understand but she could’ve finished the dinner and just not gone out with him again...the whole childish pout and dramatic “I don’t want to talk about it.” That irked me...

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, what is this conversation? Its their first date! 

There are no first dates on this show.

 

[SunnyBeBe]

Natalie is just so agitated and disturbed all the time.  She’s not so perfect either.  

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I can’t picture Nats with this guy

Honestly, Nutalie needs to disconnect with Mike before she tries to hook up with another guy.  That guy is a mute, hard working, laughing fool who will do WHATEVER Nutalie tells him to do at all times!  Where is THAT guy??

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

You guys...I am struggling here. I didn't like these people the first time around. The snark is first rate, as always 

I love you like crazy, but I'll stick with original flavor 90Day, and, of course, LAL!

Was this an Intervention shout out? I loved Jeff like crazy.

[kacesq]

The Derricos irk me. So much mugging for the camera and the pimp dad who thinks this is his ticket to fame and money...

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Good Lord Natalie...have you ever dated? You think every evening should end in a proposal and then you pout when you hear something you don’t like...

I've said this before, but Nutalie's face looks like three or four faces all squished together.

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Feel better, bud. I had a raging migraine today. The kind where I lost vision in one eye for a minute. What better medicine is there for us than watching these failed Island of Dr. Moreau cast offs?

Damn! That must have sucked. I’m so sorry, m’dear.

Y’all, I miss your snark on Syngin and how much he smells like…well, Syngin.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

I understand but she could’ve finished the dinner and just not gone out with him again...the whole childish pout and dramatic “I don’t want to talk about it.” That irked me...

Yep I agree. I would just finish the date and say later we aren’t a match.  I don’t want to waste dudes time or meet kids whe I am not into it and hurt them down the line etc

[Floatingbison]

Just now, kacesq said:

The Derricos irk me. So much mugging for the camera and the pimp dad who thinks this is his ticket to fame and money...

Mrs. Floatingbison really likes the Doritios!  Me, not so much.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

The Derricos irk me. So much mugging for the camera and the pimp dad who thinks this is his ticket to fame and money...

Father Jackson. Kimbelly can tell you all about Michael’s father.

[SunnyBeBe]

Ed’s date reminds me of a young Linda Ronstaidt.  Love that lady!

 

https://lindaronstadt.com

 

[Floatingbison]

Off topic, but I wanted to share this bison calf swimming (and floating) in the Yellowstone R.  Is this outstanding achievement in the pursuit of cuteness or what?

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, SunnyBeBe said:

Ed’s date reminds me of a young Linda Ronstaidt.  Love that lady!

 

https://lindaronstadt.com

 

Except Linda's much prettier. I love her too. I saw her in concert at the Orpheum in Boston in 1974. 

[OneGuy]

Deb looks like a South Park character.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie gets histrionic after slugging back a few cocktails.

[Pepper Mostly]

Debbie's starting her career as a streetwalker.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I understand but she could’ve finished the dinner and just not gone out with him again...the whole childish pout and dramatic “I don’t want to talk about it.” That irked me...

How far apart are these multiple kids_

It makes a difference. 
My keyboard won´t make question marks for some reason. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

THREE HUNDRED MILES? What the fuck?

[Frozendiva]

Colt is driving her for 6 hours? Ouch.

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Ed’s date reminds me of a young Linda Ronstaidt.  Love that lady!

 

https://lindaronstadt.com

 

I was gonna say, Ed's girlfriend is  really cute.  

 

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Mrs. Floatingbison really likes the Doritios!  Me, not so much.  

The Doritos?! I am laughing so, so mach right now! I mean, I almost collapsed! Dear God, please don’t do this to me again.

Since the live chat is winding down, I need your guesses on what Syngin smells like. I’ll go first: Sourpuss, human sweat, garbage, maybe a hint of egg in there somewhere…

[sainte-chapelle]

Deb and Colt are so codependent that neither of them will have successful relationships 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

How far apart are these multiple kids_

It makes a difference. 
My keyboard won´t make question marks for some reason. 

A five year age difference makes a difference. One or two years? Reddish flags.

[My Girls]

Watch, this guy ghosts her too!

[goofygirl]

Deb-o, even if you do get ghosted, at least ENJOY San Diego you moron!!

[SunnyBeBe]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Except Linda's much prettier. I love her too. I saw her in concert at the Orpheum in Boston in 1974. 

Oh yes!  Lucky you!  She’s royalty. 

[Bees52]

Did Debbie just realize that traveling all that way for a date was, uh, an unwise decision?

[My Girls]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

How far apart are these multiple kids_

It makes a difference. 
My keyboard won´t make question marks for some reason. 

Mine's done that before.  I think I had to restart.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

THREE HUNDRED MILES? What the fuck?

That is what…. Almost 500 km so a 5 hour drive ? For a date? No

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Ed’s date reminds me of a young Linda Ronstaidt.  Love that lady!

 

https://lindaronstadt.com

 

I see what you mean...but Linda was always brilliant and cool. This chick has the personality of  Vera from Alice Doesn´t Live Here Anymore.  Or Baby Bop. That´s some Slow Children right there.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh Lord. You don’t drive to another state without a set plan! Did no one help this woman with online dating?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Since the live chat is winding down, I need your guesses on what Syngin smells like. I’ll go first: Sourpuss, human sweat, garbage, maybe a hint of egg in there somewhere…

Beer and urine. Like the urinal in the bar’s bathroom.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Deb-o, even if you do get ghosted, at least ENJOY San Diego you moron!!

yup.   

300 miles?  I wouldn't drive 300 miles for a double date with Heidi Klum and Kate Upton.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Chloe Dog said:

Mine's done that before.  I think I had to restart.

See, this is why I fully switched to iPad from laptop. Too many issues sure it freezing and glitching and going all over the place - Gah, Jebub!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kaory looks beautiful. Much too much class for the likes of Ed.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

A five year age difference makes a difference. One or two years? Reddish flags.

We´re on the same page. Even two years...I mean, once it´s over with one, it´s ok to move on. Overlap means throw on some Adidas and don´t look back. 

[Pepper Mostly]

 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Beer and urine. Like the urinal in the bar’s bathroom.

Unwashed towels, Axe, old cheese, hot dog water.

[SunnyBeBe]

Is Ed allergic to fish?  

[Frozendiva]

Ed does have a huge inner void to fill without fixating on whatever woman falls in to his life.

[sainte-chapelle]

She is very pretty and seems very sweet. Run Kaory run!

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Beer and urine. Like the urinal in the bar’s bathroom.

AXXXE

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kaory for the win.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed is all red and sweaty, again. Is he sick or what? 

[kacesq]

Pred’s pathetic...

[OneGuy]

Ed's confused that she's not receptive to his talk of marriage.

[Frozendiva]

Ed, you are coming across as pushy and a bit desperate to connect with anything.

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The Doritos?! I am laughing so, so mach right now! I mean, I almost collapsed! Dear God, please don’t do this to me again.

Since the live chat is winding down, I need your guesses on what Syngin smells like. I’ll go first: Sourpuss, human sweat, garbage, maybe a hint of egg in there somewhere…

Brut and stale Flat Tire beer.

[Hotel Snarker]

8 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Off topic, but I wanted to share this bison calf swimming (and floating) in the Yellowstone R.  Is this outstanding achievement in the pursuit of cuteness or what?

 

Oh, so is this why you’re a floating bison? Or is it something else?

[Pepper Mostly]

She's not afraid of love, Ed. She's afraid of YOU.