90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

The wide shoulders/no hips figure is hard to dress.

I don’t  like her but she normally dresses well. The lingerie was a very poor choice. The colour was so unflattering 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

 

Stephanie needs a LIFE COACH

 

Jesse is on Line 2. He can help Staph work on herself.

[Hotel Snarker]

She is getting a 64oz drink for herself?!? Debbie is gonna be wasted.

[Frozendiva]

No ugly people on the new season?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Is she bipartisan? Bilingual? Bifurcated? Biannual?

Bifocals? Bicentennial? 

[OneGuy]

Please stop with this 90DF commercial.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Dude took one look at Deb and Colt and immediately lost interest 

That date of Debbie's must have thought Colt was Deb's unfortunate daughter, Colt looks like Meg Griffin from the Family Guy, all he needs is a knit hat.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

She is getting a 64oz drink for herself?!? Debbie is gonna be wasted.

And spend time in the ladies room.

[Tuneful]

I FF through Stephanie and Tania. Especially Tania's mother. 

Debbie's date is tight-lipped in the truck. He's not thrilled. Maybe she isn't as attractive as he was hoping for. And to push your cats in the first 5 minutes--way to project the single old lady stereotype. ETA: Maybe he got a whiff of alcohol. 

Edited March 29, 2022 by Tuneful

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Is she biennial? Is she biweekly?

Is she ambidextrous? 

[Gobi]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Doesn't drink? That's a hard "no" from Debs.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

That date of Debbie's must have thought Colt was Deb's unfortunate daughter, Colt looks like Meg Griffin from the Family Guy, all he needs is a knit hat.

Dead 💀 

[Welshman in Ca]

7 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Steph has a 'sex coach'? Of course she does.

I'm sure she had sex with a coachload.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

She is getting a 64oz drink for herself?!? Debbie is gonna be wasted.

I had a daytime Margarita on Friday, it was followed by a nap.  Good for Deb if she can drink like that at her age but bad for Deb if it turns out she really can't drink like that at her age.

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

Is she ambidextrous? 

Is she a bivalve?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did anyone say bipolar? I lost track.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Is she biennial? Is she biweekly?

Is she by the side of the road? That's where I'd leave her.

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Steph has a 'sex coach'? Of course she does.

Maybe its whatsisname, the guy from Australia with the crazy eyes and the penchant for jeggings.

3 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

Please stop with this 90DF commercial.

They will never stop. Resistance is futile. 

[Gobi]

Bicoastal? Bituminous?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nutalie is really trying to oversell it. 

[Frozendiva]

Bicycle?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe its whatsisname, the guy from Australia with the crazy eyes and the penchant for jeggings.

They will never stop. Resistance is futile. 

LMAO crazy ass Ash….I am dying

[OneGuy]

We have another model on 90DF.  Welcome Natalie.  Geez.

[Gobi]

Bioenginered?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe its whatsisname, the guy from Australia with the crazy eyes and the penchant for jeggings

Ash. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Her friend looks like Ivanka Trump

[Pepper Mostly]

Jolanta sounds like she used to be a gymnastics coach in an Eastern bloc country. 

[goofygirl]

Nutalee needs to quit shaking her ass at the camera.  Eeeww...  She's only about 20 years older than the rest of the people at the "workshop".....

And somebody's been lying to that woman: she actually thinks she looks 20!! REALLY?

Edited March 29, 2022 by goofygirl

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nutalie, there weren’t many modeling opportunities in Sequim, for fucks sake. You chose him, remember?

[Mindthinkr]

A modeling workshop that looks like it doesn’t matter what you look like as long as you can pay up front for it. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I thought she hated Johnny because he drank alcohol and ate meat?

[Frozendiva]

You look like you're heading to 40, Nats.

[Gobi]

Why do I think this will turn into a porn audition?

[Pepper Mostly]

Johnny looks like a famine victim. Gaunt.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nuttie, you aren’t 20yo. And everyone in the world can see that.

[OneGuy]

Another 90DF character with a much higher opinion of herself than reasonable.  Welcome Natalie.  Geez.  She's checking all the 90DF boxes.

Edited March 29, 2022 by OneGuy

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Bioenginered?

Bio hazard.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe its whatsisname, the guy from Australia with the crazy eyes and the penchant for jeggings. 

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

A modeling workshop that looks like it doesn’t matter what you look like as long as you can pay up front for it. 

I’m an oldie but I’d do it for fun. It can help with confidence and maybe I wouldn’t look so wierd in pictures if I knew how to stand and not be…awkward 

[Baltimore Betty]

So Nutalie thinks she can be a teen mudel, yeah, that's a no from me dawg.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Johnny looks like a famine victim. Gaunt.

He might be related to Florian

[Hotel Snarker]

Johnny looks like he would have dirty feet.

[Mindthinkr]

I’m sure at some point Stefff’s date will wish she was biodegradable. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

He might be related to Florian

He does have that lupine look.

Edited March 29, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I’m an oldie but I’d do it for fun. It can help with confidence and maybe I wouldn’t look so wierd in pictures if I knew how to stand and not be…awkward 

It would be fun. To also learn stability in walking in high heels.

[magemaud]

22 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

 

I can't remember, did they have tattooed rings?

 

Syngin and Tania? Yes, they got them at the wedding. The guests could also get commemorative tattoos at the reception if they wanted 

[Bees52]

3 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

A modeling workshop that looks like it doesn’t matter what you look like as long as you can pay up front for it. 

Oh yeah, anyone remember Barbizon- where you "could learn to be a model or just look like one?" 

[Tuneful]

Debbie's date is crass and a braggart, and that's with no alcohol. 

If Debbie is going to date on the apps, she needs to make some things over. Cut back or quit the sauce, don't dress frumpy, get a better hairstyle and color job (since she goes for color), don't date with visible roots (at least early on), and get some stylish glasses. Get some exercise. She looks 5-10 years older than she is. I wonder if she just stays in and drinks. I know my Mom gave up on some of these things once she became a widow, and no one could talk her out of it. 

Edited March 29, 2022 by Tuneful

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Why do I think this will turn into a porn audition?

I don't know where those "model coaches" came from but if they agreed to be on this show they wasted their time, not even a sign as to what the name of the business was.  

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

He might be related to Florian

He does have that vulpine, lean and hungry look. Like he sleeps all day and never sees the sun. And does certain unspeakable things under the cold cold moon. 

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Johnny looks like he would have dirty feet.

HAHAHA, perfect. He does look grubby.

[goofygirl]

It was just some random people who got together so they could be on teevee.

Stephanie: you are a total moron. And you act like a 13 year old.

Edited March 29, 2022 by goofygirl